How long would you last alive on a bike like this?

Says the sales pitch...

"Street Legal As long as you don't put a motor on the Rhoades Car,
it's use is governed by the same laws as a regular bike. It's legal to
drive on any road that an ordinary bike travels."

http://www.rhoadescar.com/store/nav-spec.htm

Here's a picture...

http://www.rhoadescar.com/jumpshow.htm

So suppose you get your sweetheart on board and decide to take a
sightseeing ride around our busy streets --perfectly legal-- how long
would it take for some of those "beasts" out there to swallow you
whole?

I'm tempted to buy one.

Definetely you are gonna need a T-shirt like this...

"You never know what kind of hungry beast you may find in there. Oh,
also take some water."

http://www.zazzle.com/never_shirt-235120826900039020

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