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Lance, Ekimov, et al. lead out George and George wins the RVV - end of story - enough said.



 
 
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Old April 1st 05, 07:04 AM
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Default Lance, Ekimov, et al. lead out George and George wins the RVV - end of story - enough said.

Take The 3 Stooges. Multiply by 2.

Now there are 6 Stooges.

Call them Moe, Larry, Curly Joe, Moe-2, Larry-2, and Curly Joe-2.

Arrange them in a circle in this order so it ends up with Curly Joe-2 next
to Moe, and each Stooge equidistant from the Stooge on either side of him.

Face each Stooge away from the center of the circle with the plane of his
body tangent to the circle at that point -- his point.

Now, after invoking the laws of quantum entanglement for Stooges and while
maintaining the integrity of the circle throughout, move each Stooge farther
and farther out into the world in the direction he's facing along the
infinite extension of the radius emanating from the center of the circle and
passing through him.

Stop when each Stooge is on a different continent.

Now rotate the circle a few degrees around any diameter so Moe, Larry, Curly
Joe, Moe-2, Larry-2, and Curly Joe-2 are no longer poor slob white males
from the lumpen loser class, but are now each from totally different
classes, nationalities, races, genders, etc. (name your poison/parameter).

Now, poke Moe in the eyes, drift back to a safe place on Moonbase Alpha,
whip out your pocket Hubble, and watch quantum entanglement at the level of
human society as it plays out in the globalization of the circle -- bitching
at each other over SOMEBODY ELSE'S damn ****ing bull****.

This is your brain on drugs and no matter how you shake it George is gunna
win the Ronde!

Over.


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