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Old July 27th 04, 08:15 AM
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Lance has been doping with drug for at least last 10 years. He has
became some
sort of expert on drug both legal and illegal. He knows how to get
away with drug testing. There is no doubt Lance Armstrong has used
physical endurance drug which helped him to win another Tour De
France. Lance's greatest performance was uphill riding and the best
advantage over other cyclists since the drug helped to kick on another
stamina. He did not won the Tour de
France being the fastest cyclist. He has more stamina than any other
cyclist
thank to the power of drug he has been doped in last 10 years.
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Old July 27th 04, 08:33 AM
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Red Cloud wrote:
Lance has been doping with drug for at least last 10 years. He has
became some
sort of expert on drug both legal and illegal. He knows how to get
away with drug testing. There is no doubt Lance Armstrong has used
physical endurance drug which helped him to win another Tour De
France. Lance's greatest performance was uphill riding and the best
advantage over other cyclists since the drug helped to kick on another
stamina. He did not won the Tour de
France being the fastest cyclist. He has more stamina than any other
cyclist
thank to the power of drug he has been doped in last 10 years.


Well THAT certainly proves it.

Bill "Red Cloud has been trolling with crap for at least last 10 weeks..."
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Old July 27th 04, 10:27 AM
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"Red Cloud" wrote in message
m...
. He did not won the Tour de France being the fastest cyclist. He has more

stamina than any other
cyclist thank to the power of drug he has been doped in last 10 years.


Did you watch any of the TT's? Last I heard the person who rode the course
with the best time was the fastest!


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Old July 27th 04, 03:22 PM
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Brett Jaffee wrote:
(Red Cloud) wrote in
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Lance has been doping with drug for at least last 10 years. He has
became some
sort of expert on drug both legal and illegal. He knows how to get
away with drug testing. There is no doubt Lance Armstrong has used
physical endurance drug which helped him to win another Tour De
France. Lance's greatest performance was uphill riding and the best
advantage over other cyclists since the drug helped to kick on another
stamina. He did not won the Tour de
France being the fastest cyclist. He has more stamina than any other
cyclist
thank to the power of drug he has been doped in last 10 years.



Also, he had lots of tiny rocket engines on his bicycle. You couldn't see
them because they were invisible. Oh, and elves. Elves were pushing him.
Not the tall Lord of the Rings elves though. These were the short ones.

I heard some say he actually took an escalator up L'Alpe d'Huez, but you
couldn't see it because of all the crowds around him. I find that rather
far fetched, though.


Didn't you hear? Lance sold his soul to Santa Claus -- there are
invisible reindeer pulling him along. Every now and then, if the
lighting conditions are just right and you look in the right place out
of the corner of your eye, you can faintly see Rudolph's nose.

;-)

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Old July 27th 04, 03:49 PM
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In article . 205,
Brett Jaffee writes:

Also, he had lots of tiny rocket engines on his bicycle.


I guess those would be Shimano rocket engines.

I liked the old Suntour ones, 'cuz the liquid fuel they
used was more controllable. But the Campagnolo ones
are quieter. Prettier, too.


cheers,
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Old July 27th 04, 04:24 PM
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On Tue, 27 Jul 2004 15:29:40 +0000, Jeremy Collins wrote:

the black rose wrote:

Didn't you hear? Lance sold his soul to Santa Claus -- there are
invisible reindeer pulling him along. Every now and then, if the
lighting conditions are just right and you look in the right place out
of the corner of your eye, you can faintly see Rudolph's nose.


Ah, that explains why he's sponsored by men who carry parcels around in
sacks...



BOOM BOOM!

rofl

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Old July 27th 04, 04:29 PM
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the black rose wrote:

Didn't you hear? Lance sold his soul to Santa Claus -- there are
invisible reindeer pulling him along. Every now and then, if the
lighting conditions are just right and you look in the right place out
of the corner of your eye, you can faintly see Rudolph's nose.


Ah, that explains why he's sponsored by men who carry parcels
around in sacks...


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Old July 27th 04, 04:49 PM
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In article ,
"S o r n i" wrote:

Red Cloud wrote:
Lance has been doping with drug for at least last 10 years. He has
became some
sort of expert on drug both legal and illegal. He knows how to get
away with drug testing. There is no doubt Lance Armstrong has used
physical endurance drug which helped him to win another Tour De
France. Lance's greatest performance was uphill riding and the best
advantage over other cyclists since the drug helped to kick on another
stamina. He did not won the Tour de
France being the fastest cyclist. He has more stamina than any other
cyclist
thank to the power of drug he has been doped in last 10 years.


Well THAT certainly proves it.

Bill "Red Cloud has been trolling with crap for at least last 10 weeks..."
S.



Let's see him post some scientific data to back up his big mouth.

Dave in Minnesota
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Old July 27th 04, 06:09 PM
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Tom Keats Wrote:
In article . 205,
Brett Jaffee writes:

Also, he had lots of tiny rocket engines on his bicycle.


I guess those would be Shimano rocket engines.

I liked the old Suntour ones, 'cuz the liquid fuel they
used was more controllable. But the Campagnolo ones
are quieter. Prettier, too.


cheers,
Tom

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