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Old June 18th 06, 04:53 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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"GaryG" wrote in message
...
"cc" wrote in message
...
GaryG wrote:
"cc" wrote in message

...

wrote:

Ed, the best thing men like us can do is to try to talk to young guys
every chance we get and tell them how miserable they will be if they
get involved with women, so they won't have to endure the suffering
that so many men have had to do because they hooked up with a woman.

The only thing a woman wants to do is rob a man of his individuality,
creativity and spontaneity and turn them into a drone who does nothing
but slave for their benefit.

And if the guy shows some cojones and stands up to her, she will kick
him out pronto. He will lose his house and family. It is a complete
"no-win" situation.

When I express these truths to married men, or to men who live with a
woman, they get very defensive and start telling me how "wonderful'
their relationship is. I find this very amusing. What I like to do
is
invite myself over to their house in order to view their relationship.
They basically fall into two groups: (1) the guy's wife is really fat
and ugly and usually treats him nice because she knows she can't get
another man (but who wants a fat, ugly wife or girlfriend? No
thanks!); or (2) the guy is just SO thankful that he's getting a
little
pussy (usually after years of going without) that he will rationalize
and justify any bad treatment his wife or girlfriend hands out, and
convince himself that he's found "true love".


You have some unhealthy
friends. Not surprising.


Actually, he has no friends in the real world. If he's known where he

lives
at all, it's as the town weirdo, or the "creepy" guy.


or as a NAMBLA member.


I kind of doubt it...in previous threads he's expressed disgust with any
form of human contact, especially sexual contact.

I suspect he's completely asexual, and may in fact be a virgin. That's OK,
of course, except that he keeps insisting he's superior because of it, and
characterizing all women as stupid and inferior to his "greatness".


Time now for Saint Edward the Great to weigh in and dispose of these gnats
that flit about Him like the pests that they are.

Ed Dolan is the Greatest Saint ever to reside in this land of woe known as
America. The country is going to Hell because of the examples CC and Gary G
set before you here on these newsgroups. They are only into their own
assholes which they confuse with sex. We Great Saints know that sex is only
for the purpose of procreation and not for the purpose of fun and games.
Also, Saint Edward the Great would like to advise all and sundry that the
anus is an exit, not an entrance. This will come as a revelation to such as
CC and GaryG of course, but what can you expect when they have lost the
purpose of sex.

My Saintliness is beyond question. But it is not a normal Saintliness, nay,
it is a Great Saintliness. That is because I was born without original sin,
unlike the rest of you sinners and slobs. Not only that, but I have been
assured by my inner voices that I will ascend into Heaven without having to
go through the bother of dying. There I will reside at the right hand of God
Almighty. CC and GaryG will reside in Purgatory at best, although I will
recommend to God that he assign them to the lower depths of Hell for
pestering such a Great Saint as Myself.

Yea, you cross a Great Saint like Saint Edward the Great at the peril of
your eternal soul. I am an unforgiving Saint and so you have lost your souls
because you felt compelled to express the lasciviousness that is forever on
your infinitesimally small brains. Too bad ... you can consort with the
Devil in Hell. He will be delighted to take on any sexual proclivities you
may care to express to Him. My only reservation is that I think you may
actually enjoy Hell, but of course not like how I shall enjoy Heaven. We
ethereal types simply cannot abide ****heads and assholes like CC and
GaryG - but the Devil can!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old June 18th 06, 04:58 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:_audneQQmIKxUwnZnZ2dnUVZ_vudnZ2d@prairiewave. com...

"GaryG" wrote in message
...
"cc" wrote in message
...
GaryG wrote:
"cc" wrote in message

...

wrote:

Ed, the best thing men like us can do is to try to talk to young

guys
every chance we get and tell them how miserable they will be if they
get involved with women, so they won't have to endure the suffering
that so many men have had to do because they hooked up with a woman.

The only thing a woman wants to do is rob a man of his

individuality,
creativity and spontaneity and turn them into a drone who does

nothing
but slave for their benefit.

And if the guy shows some cojones and stands up to her, she will

kick
him out pronto. He will lose his house and family. It is a

complete
"no-win" situation.

When I express these truths to married men, or to men who live with

a
woman, they get very defensive and start telling me how "wonderful'
their relationship is. I find this very amusing. What I like to do
is
invite myself over to their house in order to view their

relationship.
They basically fall into two groups: (1) the guy's wife is really

fat
and ugly and usually treats him nice because she knows she can't get
another man (but who wants a fat, ugly wife or girlfriend? No
thanks!); or (2) the guy is just SO thankful that he's getting a
little
pussy (usually after years of going without) that he will

rationalize
and justify any bad treatment his wife or girlfriend hands out, and
convince himself that he's found "true love".


You have some unhealthy
friends. Not surprising.


Actually, he has no friends in the real world. If he's known where

he
lives
at all, it's as the town weirdo, or the "creepy" guy.


or as a NAMBLA member.


I kind of doubt it...in previous threads he's expressed disgust with any
form of human contact, especially sexual contact.

I suspect he's completely asexual, and may in fact be a virgin. That's

OK,
of course, except that he keeps insisting he's superior because of it,

and
characterizing all women as stupid and inferior to his "greatness".


Time now for Saint Edward the Great to weigh in and dispose of these gnats
that flit about Him like the pests that they are.

Ed Dolan is the Greatest Saint ever to reside in this land of woe known as
America. The country is going to Hell because of the examples CC and Gary

G
set before you here on these newsgroups. They are only into their own
assholes which they confuse with sex. We Great Saints know that sex is

only
for the purpose of procreation and not for the purpose of fun and games.
Also, Saint Edward the Great would like to advise all and sundry that the
anus is an exit, not an entrance. This will come as a revelation to such

as
CC and GaryG of course, but what can you expect when they have lost the
purpose of sex.

My Saintliness is beyond question. But it is not a normal Saintliness,

nay,
it is a Great Saintliness. That is because I was born without original

sin,
unlike the rest of you sinners and slobs. Not only that, but I have been
assured by my inner voices that I will ascend into Heaven without having

to
go through the bother of dying. There I will reside at the right hand of

God
Almighty. CC and GaryG will reside in Purgatory at best, although I will
recommend to God that he assign them to the lower depths of Hell for
pestering such a Great Saint as Myself.

Yea, you cross a Great Saint like Saint Edward the Great at the peril of
your eternal soul. I am an unforgiving Saint and so you have lost your

souls
because you felt compelled to express the lasciviousness that is forever

on
your infinitesimally small brains. Too bad ... you can consort with the
Devil in Hell. He will be delighted to take on any sexual proclivities you
may care to express to Him. My only reservation is that I think you may
actually enjoy Hell, but of course not like how I shall enjoy Heaven. We
ethereal types simply cannot abide ****heads and assholes like CC and
GaryG - but the Devil can!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


So, reading between the lines of your bizarre wall of words, can we assume
that you are, in fact, a virgin?

That would explain a lot.

GG


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Old June 18th 06, 06:52 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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"GaryG" wrote in message
...
[...]
So, reading between the lines of your bizarre wall of words, can we assume
that you are, in fact, a virgin?

That would explain a lot.


The only thing you can assume is that Ed Dolan is a Great Saint and is known
far and wide as Saint Edward the Great!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old June 18th 06, 07:39 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:UrednQCKIbeicAnZnZ2dnUVZ_tqdnZ2d@prairiewave. com...

"GaryG" wrote in message
...
[...]
So, reading between the lines of your bizarre wall of words, can we

assume
that you are, in fact, a virgin?

That would explain a lot.


The only thing you can assume is that Ed Dolan is a Great Saint and is

known
far and wide as Saint Edward the Great!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


Evasion duly noted.

Given your stated attitudes towards women, and your fears of intimacy of any
kind, we'll have to assume that you are, in fact, a virgin.

Of course, this makes all of your silly pronouncements on sex and
relationships worthless...you've clearly had no experience in these matters.

GG


  #5  
Old June 18th 06, 02:12 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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On Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:39:07 -0700, "GaryG"
wrote:

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:UrednQCKIbeicAnZnZ2dnUVZ_tqdnZ2d@prairiewave .com...

"GaryG" wrote in message
...
[...]
So, reading between the lines of your bizarre wall of words, can we

assume
that you are, in fact, a virgin?

That would explain a lot.


The only thing you can assume is that Ed Dolan is a Great Saint and is

known
far and wide as Saint Edward the Great!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


Evasion duly noted.

Given your stated attitudes towards women, and your fears of intimacy of any
kind, we'll have to assume that you are, in fact, a virgin.

Of course, this makes all of your silly pronouncements on sex and
relationships worthless...you've clearly had no experience in these matters.


Ed obviously knows more about REAL love than you will EVER know.
Mountain bikers only know about SELF-love. It shows in the way they
treat all hikers, equestrians, and other trail users, as well as
anyone who happens to tell the truth about their selfish, destructive,
disgusting sport.

GG

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
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Old June 18th 06, 03:37 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:39:07 -0700, "GaryG"
wrote:

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:UrednQCKIbeicAnZnZ2dnUVZ_tqdnZ2d@prairiewave .com...

"GaryG" wrote in message
...
[...]
So, reading between the lines of your bizarre wall of words, can we

assume
that you are, in fact, a virgin?

That would explain a lot.

The only thing you can assume is that Ed Dolan is a Great Saint and is

known
far and wide as Saint Edward the Great!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


Evasion duly noted.

Given your stated attitudes towards women, and your fears of intimacy of

any
kind, we'll have to assume that you are, in fact, a virgin.

Of course, this makes all of your silly pronouncements on sex and
relationships worthless...you've clearly had no experience in these

matters.

Ed obviously knows more about REAL love than you will EVER know.
Mountain bikers only know about SELF-love. It shows in the way they
treat all hikers, equestrians, and other trail users, as well as
anyone who happens to tell the truth about their selfish, destructive,
disgusting sport.


Hey, Mikey....looks like it's troll wars in here today.

For years you too have presented yourself in these forums as a mentally
disturbed misanthrope, so I'll pose the same question for you (I'm an equal
opportunity troll baiter):

When was the last time you had sex (solo masturbation and visits with
prostitutes excluded)?

GG


GG

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure bull****"). Want to help me recover?

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande



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Old June 18th 06, 09:21 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:37:10 -0700, "GaryG"
wrote:

"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:39:07 -0700, "GaryG"
wrote:

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:UrednQCKIbeicAnZnZ2dnUVZ_tqdnZ2d@prairiewave .com...

"GaryG" wrote in message
...
[...]
So, reading between the lines of your bizarre wall of words, can we
assume
that you are, in fact, a virgin?

That would explain a lot.

The only thing you can assume is that Ed Dolan is a Great Saint and is
known
far and wide as Saint Edward the Great!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


Evasion duly noted.

Given your stated attitudes towards women, and your fears of intimacy of

any
kind, we'll have to assume that you are, in fact, a virgin.

Of course, this makes all of your silly pronouncements on sex and
relationships worthless...you've clearly had no experience in these

matters.

Ed obviously knows more about REAL love than you will EVER know.
Mountain bikers only know about SELF-love. It shows in the way they
treat all hikers, equestrians, and other trail users, as well as
anyone who happens to tell the truth about their selfish, destructive,
disgusting sport.


Hey, Mikey....looks like it's troll wars in here today.

For years you too have presented yourself in these forums as a mentally
disturbed misanthrope, so I'll pose the same question for you (I'm an equal
opportunity troll baiter):

When was the last time you had sex (solo masturbation and visits with
prostitutes excluded)?


Sorry, you need to stick to relevant subjects. Or move to alt.smut,
where you belong.

GG


GG

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure bull****"). Want to help me recover?

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande


===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
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Old June 19th 06, 07:36 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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Ed,

Do print your post below in its entirety and present it to your
therapist on yout next visit.

Jim McNamara

Edward Dolan wrote:
"GaryG" wrote in message
...
"cc" wrote in message
...
GaryG wrote:
"cc" wrote in message

...

wrote:

Ed, the best thing men like us can do is to try to talk to young guys
every chance we get and tell them how miserable they will be if they
get involved with women, so they won't have to endure the suffering
that so many men have had to do because they hooked up with a woman.

The only thing a woman wants to do is rob a man of his individuality,
creativity and spontaneity and turn them into a drone who does nothing
but slave for their benefit.

And if the guy shows some cojones and stands up to her, she will kick
him out pronto. He will lose his house and family. It is a complete
"no-win" situation.

When I express these truths to married men, or to men who live with a
woman, they get very defensive and start telling me how "wonderful'
their relationship is. I find this very amusing. What I like to do
is
invite myself over to their house in order to view their relationship.
They basically fall into two groups: (1) the guy's wife is really fat
and ugly and usually treats him nice because she knows she can't get
another man (but who wants a fat, ugly wife or girlfriend? No
thanks!); or (2) the guy is just SO thankful that he's getting a
little
pussy (usually after years of going without) that he will rationalize
and justify any bad treatment his wife or girlfriend hands out, and
convince himself that he's found "true love".


You have some unhealthy
friends. Not surprising.


Actually, he has no friends in the real world. If he's known where he

lives
at all, it's as the town weirdo, or the "creepy" guy.


or as a NAMBLA member.


I kind of doubt it...in previous threads he's expressed disgust with any
form of human contact, especially sexual contact.

I suspect he's completely asexual, and may in fact be a virgin. That's OK,
of course, except that he keeps insisting he's superior because of it, and
characterizing all women as stupid and inferior to his "greatness".


Time now for Saint Edward the Great to weigh in and dispose of these gnats
that flit about Him like the pests that they are.

Ed Dolan is the Greatest Saint ever to reside in this land of woe known as
America. The country is going to Hell because of the examples CC and Gary G
set before you here on these newsgroups. They are only into their own
assholes which they confuse with sex. We Great Saints know that sex is only
for the purpose of procreation and not for the purpose of fun and games.
Also, Saint Edward the Great would like to advise all and sundry that the
anus is an exit, not an entrance. This will come as a revelation to such as
CC and GaryG of course, but what can you expect when they have lost the
purpose of sex.

My Saintliness is beyond question. But it is not a normal Saintliness, nay,
it is a Great Saintliness. That is because I was born without original sin,
unlike the rest of you sinners and slobs. Not only that, but I have been
assured by my inner voices that I will ascend into Heaven without having to
go through the bother of dying. There I will reside at the right hand of God
Almighty. CC and GaryG will reside in Purgatory at best, although I will
recommend to God that he assign them to the lower depths of Hell for
pestering such a Great Saint as Myself.

Yea, you cross a Great Saint like Saint Edward the Great at the peril of
your eternal soul. I am an unforgiving Saint and so you have lost your souls
because you felt compelled to express the lasciviousness that is forever on
your infinitesimally small brains. Too bad ... you can consort with the
Devil in Hell. He will be delighted to take on any sexual proclivities you
may care to express to Him. My only reservation is that I think you may
actually enjoy Hell, but of course not like how I shall enjoy Heaven. We
ethereal types simply cannot abide ****heads and assholes like CC and
GaryG - but the Devil can!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #9  
Old June 19th 06, 07:45 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
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Mike,

Your recent posts are thinly disgiuised pitiful attempts to deflect the
heat from your buddy Ed Dolan. This topic has nothing to do with
mountain bicking, so can it clown.

Jim McNamara

Mike Vandeman wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:39:07 -0700, "GaryG"
wrote:

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:UrednQCKIbeicAnZnZ2dnUVZ_tqdnZ2d@prairiewave .com...

"GaryG" wrote in message
...
[...]
So, reading between the lines of your bizarre wall of words, can we

assume
that you are, in fact, a virgin?

That would explain a lot.

The only thing you can assume is that Ed Dolan is a Great Saint and is

known
far and wide as Saint Edward the Great!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


Evasion duly noted.

Given your stated attitudes towards women, and your fears of intimacy of any
kind, we'll have to assume that you are, in fact, a virgin.

Of course, this makes all of your silly pronouncements on sex and
relationships worthless...you've clearly had no experience in these matters.


Ed obviously knows more about REAL love than you will EVER know.
Mountain bikers only know about SELF-love. It shows in the way they
treat all hikers, equestrians, and other trail users, as well as
anyone who happens to tell the truth about their selfish, destructive,
disgusting sport.

GG

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande


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Old June 19th 06, 09:20 PM posted to alt.mountain-bike
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other newsgroups snipped, lets keep it to AMB ok?

OOOOOH you gone done it now! The "Saint" HATES top posting. He also
hates cross posting but that doesn;t stop him. He probably hates cross
dressing as well, yet finds himself in front of the mirrior in ladies
undies and lip gloss.....



JimmyMac wrote:
Ed,

Do print your post below in its entirety and present it to your
therapist on yout next visit.

Jim McNamara

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