This may sound bigoted but I will never understand Jews

For almost a year I've regularly baked sourdough bread for my
girlfriend's family and they've told me all along that they love it.

So I baked up a special batch for their Passover dinner and they all
acted like my bread isn't welcome in their house anymore. As if they
were insulted!

They even turned down me coming over there and baking pizzas too.

Well - I told them all they could **** off and I was never going to
bake for them again. The nerve of those people.

On Apr 18, 7:53*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
For almost a year I've regularly baked sourdough bread for my
girlfriend's family and they've told me all along that they love it.

So I baked up a special batch for their Passover dinner and they all
acted like my bread isn't welcome in their house anymore. * As if they
were insulted!

They even turned down me coming over there and baking pizzas too.

Well - I told them all they could **** off and I was never going to
bake for them again. *The nerve of those people.

And some of the clever ones even steal the name of the capital:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym4Na-0AD1c

-ilan

Anton Berlin wrote in news:86a2f3c0-1de1-42f5-
:

For almost a year I've regularly baked sourdough bread for my
girlfriend's family and they've told me all along that they love it.

So I baked up a special batch for their Passover dinner and they all
acted like my bread isn't welcome in their house anymore. As if they
were insulted!

They even turned down me coming over there and baking pizzas too.

Well - I told them all they could **** off and I was never going to
bake for them again. The nerve of those people.


Next time, don't say "Hey, it's true what they say about the difference
between a Jew and a pizza" every time you put something in the oven.
Offer them your Levant and maybe you can smooth things out.

--
Bill "Mr. Diplomacy" Fred

On Apr 18, 9:31*pm, William Fred wrote:
Anton Berlin wrote in news:86a2f3c0-1de1-42f5-
:

For almost a year I've regularly baked sourdough bread for my
girlfriend's family and they've told me all along that they love it.

So I baked up a special batch for their Passover dinner and they all
acted like my bread isn't welcome in their house anymore. * As if they
were insulted!

They even turned down me coming over there and baking pizzas too.

Well - I told them all they could **** off and I was never going to
bake for them again. *The nerve of those people.

Next time, don't say "Hey, it's true what they say about the difference
between a Jew and a pizza" every time you put something in the oven. *
Offer them your Levant and maybe you can smooth things out. *

--
Bill "Mr. Diplomacy" Fred

Hilarious ! Thanks for the laugh - gf laughed too.

On Apr 19, 12:05*am, Anton Berlin wrote:
Hilarious ! *Thanks for the laugh - gf laughed too.

she's laughing about what she's going to do to your foreskin after you
fall asleep tonight.

On Apr 18, 1:53*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
For almost a year I've regularly baked sourdough bread for my
girlfriend's family and they've told me all along that they love it.

So I baked up a special batch for their Passover dinner and they all
acted like my bread isn't welcome in their house anymore. * As if they
were insulted!

They even turned down me coming over there and baking pizzas too.

Well - I told them all they could **** off and I was never going to
bake for them again. *The nerve of those people.

communication is what makes the world work, or not: sometimes a simple
honest explanation would go miles to resolve differences; but that
said, don't sweat petty nonsense, because one day when you are facing
a life or death circumstance it will seem like a really trivial and
irrelvant moment.

raamman wrote:

On Apr 18, 1:53*pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
For almost a year I've regularly baked sourdough bread for my
girlfriend's family and they've told me all along that they love it.

So I baked up a special batch for their Passover dinner and they all
acted like my bread isn't welcome in their house anymore. * As if they
were insulted!

They even turned down me coming over there and baking pizzas too.

Well - I told them all they could **** off and I was never going to
bake for them again. *The nerve of those people.

communication is what makes the world work, or not: sometimes a simple
honest explanation would go miles to resolve differences; but that
said, don't sweat petty nonsense, because one day when you are facing
a life or death circumstance it will seem like a really trivial and
irrelvant moment.

I think Anton was just leavening RBR with a little humor. Which is really
inappropriate this week.

Jim
--
Jim
Jim Feeley
POV Media

On Apr 19, 9:03*pm, Jim Feeley wrote:
raamman wrote:
On Apr 18, 1:53 pm, Anton Berlin wrote:
For almost a year I've regularly baked sourdough bread for my
girlfriend's family and they've told me all along that they love it.

So I baked up a special batch for their Passover dinner and they all
acted like my bread isn't welcome in their house anymore. As if they
were insulted!

They even turned down me coming over there and baking pizzas too.

Well - I told them all they could **** off and I was never going to
bake for them again. The nerve of those people.

communication is what makes the world work, or not: sometimes a simple
honest explanation would go miles to resolve differences; but that
said, don't sweat petty nonsense, because one day when you are facing
a life or death circumstance it will seem like a really trivial and
irrelvant moment.

I think Anton was just leavening RBR with a little humor. Which is really
inappropriate this week.

I appreciate Anton's rising to the occasion.

Frum-master Ben

On Apr 20, 12:03*am, Jim Feeley wrote:

I think Anton was just leavening RBR with a little humor. Which is really
inappropriate this week.

That's Anton for you - a gluten for punishment.

R

RicodJour wrote in
:

On Apr 20, 12:03*am, Jim Feeley wrote:

I think Anton was just leavening RBR with a little humor. Which is
really inappropriate this week.

That's Anton for you - a gluten for punishment.


I was going to say it was the yeast he could do. But now I'm not sure
it's such a good idea.

--
Bill Fred