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Old August 29th 05, 07:25 AM
Edward Dolan
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My God Almighty, Ed Dolan the Great, you have done it!

You are now the champion poster of all time to ARBR. Your Greatness humbles
us, poor pitiful typical idiot posters to ARBR that we are and who do not
even deserve to live under your shadow.

Ed, I mean, how the hell did you do it? You beat that damnable Tom Sherman,
who as everyone knows was nothing but a liberal scum bag who infested this
group like forever, but who has now thankfully left for greener pastures and
is no longer soiling this group with his excrement. Your perseverance and
stamina as well as your brilliance (bordering on genius) is a beacon to us
all. If only we could be Great like you!

Ed. let me congratulate you on being not only the most prolific poster of
all time to ARBR but as being the most content laden poster of all time to
ARBR as well. Most of us who post to this group are nothing but one liner
types who should never be on any newsgroup in the first place. We are
nothing but midgets and dwarfs and we beg you not to leave us now that you
have PROVEN to us all that you are the CHAMPION.

Show us mercy and forgive us for being so small mined and for being such
petty idiots. Without you we are nothing. You are an inspiration to us and
we shall attempt to rise to the Greatness that you have shown us. All we ask
is a second chance to prove ourselves to you. Please forgive us for being
idiots. We can't help it. We were born that way. Our brains are severely
deformed.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. I will shortly follow up with my final farewell to ARBR. The fact is
that you do not deserve me nor do I deserve you. My final farewell will I
think be my third or fourth final farewell and there will as usual be much
swearing and cussing and slamming of doors. I will tell of you what I think
of you and I will let the devil take you! Stay tuned.



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Old August 29th 05, 08:35 AM
Edward Dolan
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
...

My God Almighty, Ed Dolan the Great, you have done it!

You are now the champion poster of all time to ARBR. Your Greatness
humbles
us, poor pitiful typical idiot posters to ARBR that we are and who do not
even deserve to live under your shadow.

Ed, I mean, how the hell did you do it? You beat that damnable Tom
Sherman,
who as everyone knows was nothing but a liberal scum bag who infested this
group like forever, but who has now thankfully left for greener pastures
and
is no longer soiling this group with his excrement. Your perseverance and
stamina as well as your brilliance (bordering on genius) is a beacon to us
all. If only we could be Great like you!

Ed. let me congratulate you on being not only the most prolific poster of
all time to ARBR but as being the most content laden poster of all time to
ARBR as well. Most of us who post to this group are nothing but one liner
types who should never be on any newsgroup in the first place. We are
nothing but midgets and dwarfs and we beg you not to leave us now that you
have PROVEN to us all that you are the CHAMPION.

Show us mercy and forgive us for being so small mined and for being such
petty idiots. Without you we are nothing. You are an inspiration to us and
we shall attempt to rise to the Greatness that you have shown us. All we
ask
is a second chance to prove ourselves to you. Please forgive us for being
idiots. We can't help it. We were born that way. Our brains are severely
deformed.

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. I will shortly follow up with my final farewell to ARBR. The fact is
that you do not deserve me nor do I deserve you. My final farewell will I
think be my third or fourth final farewell and there will as usual be much
swearing and cussing and slamming of doors. I will tell of you what I
think
of you and I will let the devil take you! Stay tuned.


Here is the score as of of 2:35 AM Central Daylight Time August 29, 2005:

5393 5391

Read the numbers and weep!

Lance Armstrong - move over. A new CHAMPION has emerged.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. Please post your congratulations to me on ARBR as I do not want my ISP
to be overwhelmed with your effusions.





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Old August 29th 05, 06:48 PM
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Edward Dolan wrote:


Here is the score as of of 2:35 AM Central Daylight Time August 29, 2005:

5393 5391

Read the numbers and weep!


I heard EPO was found all over your keyboard, therefore tainting
your post total.
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Old August 29th 05, 07:13 PM
LoGo USA
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Hey Gang (as well as official scorekeepers and drug
testing personnel) -

In transient triumph the treacherously intransigent
TROLL transparently traduced:

You [referring to himself with bizarre yet fairly
typical illogic] are now the champion poster of all
time to ARBR.


Today the TROLL's announcement came:
At last he's reached new heights of fame...
But there's one doubt I must proclaim:

Guys, wasn't there some silly game
Last winter when someone took aim
And did his best to maul and maim
The TROLL's huge ego? In that flame
Dispute (not 'WAR', folks; much too tame),
Some words were posted in his name
By some rude dude or rowdy dame
(Some poor low racer got the blame.)
I couldn't tell; they looked the same
(That is to say: offensive, lame).

This simple point I have to frame:
If those are counted in his claim,
The TROLL has reached new depths of shame.

Regards,
Wayne

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Old August 29th 05, 09:52 PM
Slugger
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In article .com,
LoGo USA wrote:

Hey Gang (as well as official scorekeepers and drug
testing personnel) -

In transient triumph the treacherously intransigent
TROLL transparently traduced:

You [referring to himself with bizarre yet fairly
typical illogic] are now the champion poster of all
time to ARBR.


Today the TROLL's announcement came:
At last he's reached new heights of fame...
But there's one doubt I must proclaim:

Guys, wasn't there some silly game
Last winter when someone took aim
And did his best to maul and maim
The TROLL's huge ego? In that flame
Dispute (not 'WAR', folks; much too tame),
Some words were posted in his name
By some rude dude or rowdy dame
(Some poor low racer got the blame.)
I couldn't tell; they looked the same
(That is to say: offensive, lame).

This simple point I have to frame:
If those are counted in his claim,
The TROLL has reached new depths of shame.

Regards,
Wayne

That was beautiful Wayne.
*sniff* Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Dolan.
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Old August 30th 05, 02:31 AM
Johnny ReBike
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On 29-Aug-2005, "LoGo USA" wrote:

Guys, wasn't there some silly game
Last winter when someone took aim
And did his best to maul and maim
The TROLL's huge ego? In that flame
Dispute (not 'WAR', folks; much too tame),
Some words were posted in his name
By some rude dude or rowdy dame
(Some poor low racer got the blame.)
I couldn't tell; they looked the same
(That is to say: offensive, lame).


Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] would not exist were it
not for his opposite, Johnny NoCom {Fastest Stock Bike in the Known
Universe].

Hail Johnny NoCom!

--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe

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Old August 30th 05, 03:27 AM
Leif
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"Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] would not exist
were it
not for his opposite, Johnny NoCom {Fastest Stock Bike in the Known
Universe]. "

.... and neither would exist were it not for the idiot sock-puppeteer
who bores us w/ his posts.

What a rush! Eh, Johnny?

First coming up with something stupid to say, then posting it on arbr
under an equally stupid pseudonym.

What's so pathetic is that you do this for attention while you cowardly
hide behind newsfeeds.com, so no one can find out who you are. But the
truth, Johnny boy, is that we all know who you are. You're the kid who
used to stick your tongue out at us, then hid behind mommy and daddy
when we came over to smack you upside the head.

Every post you make is a reminder of this.

The way I see it, you have two options:

1 - Stop posting. No one will miss you.

2 - Continue to post, and remind us of what is painfully obvious.
Either way, you lose. You see, Johnny Coward, we not only know WHO you
are, but WHAT you are as well; a Loser! And everyone---- even those
you think are you friends--- knows this.

So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.

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Old August 30th 05, 05:45 AM
Al Luminium
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So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.


Who the fock are you Leif? The blunt end of the battering ram on G Bush's
war on intelligence? God's focking gift to save recumbency from itself? At
least the Johnnys are funny in their parodies of themselves. You are just
some little obnoxious dip**** with an oversized ego deluding yourself with
your wannbe John Wayne swagger and rapier sharp wit. Haha, what an asshole
you are.




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Old August 30th 05, 07:55 AM
Edward Dolan
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"Al Luminium" wrote in message
...

So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.


Who the fock are you Leif? The blunt end of the battering ram on G Bush's
war on intelligence? God's focking gift to save recumbency from itself? At
least the Johnnys are funny in their parodies of themselves. You are just
some little obnoxious dip**** with an oversized ego deluding yourself with
your wannbe John Wayne swagger and rapier sharp wit. Haha, what an asshole
you are.


Here is the future of ARBR. Anyone here ever think "Johnny" (Ed Gin) was the
least bit funny? But I leave all you idiots to yourselves. May you all
"fock" one another into the next world for all I care.

Also, note how those who hide behind proxies like to string together as many
dirty words as they can. Al and Ed Gin are soul mates, that is for sure and
they will administer the coup de grace to this "focking" newsgroup. Good
riddance to ARBR!

Maybe Jon Meinecke, supreme coward that he is, will at least have the good
grace to say a rest-in-peace prayer for the group after it has finally died
and gone to hell. It shouldn't take Ed Gin and Al more than a couple of
weeks to polish off this cowardly group known as ARBR. The both of them are
nothing but criminal vandal trolls. Maybe Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR,
would like to take them on in order to learn the difference between a law
abiding troll and a criminal vandal troll, but I suspect he is even more
cowardly than Jon Meinecke.

--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



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Old August 30th 05, 08:35 AM
Johnny ReBike
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On 30-Aug-2005, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

"Al Luminium" wrote in message
...

So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.


Who the fock are you Leif? The blunt end of the battering ram on G
Bush's
war on intelligence? God's focking gift to save recumbency from itself?
At
least the Johnnys are funny in their parodies of themselves. You are
just
some little obnoxious dip**** with an oversized ego deluding yourself
with
your wannbe John Wayne swagger and rapier sharp wit. Haha, what an
asshole
you are.


Here is the future of ARBR. Anyone here ever think "Johnny" (Ed Gin) was
the
least bit funny? But I leave all you idiots to yourselves. May you all
"fock" one another into the next world for all I care.


What the fock dolan? All Monkeys on the Island know Johnny NoCom [Fastest
Stock Bike in the Known Universe] is not Ed Gin.

--
Johnny ReBike
ReBike - Slowest Bike in the Known Universe

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