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Old October 2nd 06, 02:46 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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http://60minutes.yahoo.com/segment/5/bob_woodward

Let me get this straight....

Bush says he does not take advice from his father (and has said often)
he only listens to a higher father. (Bush speaks with God and is doing
his work.)

and then Bush says "He would not leave Iraq even if Laura and Barney
were the only ones supporting him" (Barney is a dog).

Thus; either Bush is thinks that God is a Scottish Terrier and is
taking global policy from him or....

the Christian God doesn't merit as high as the support of a dog.

God, "George, time to get the troops out of Iraq."

George, "Let's see what Barney has to say about it first"

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Old October 2nd 06, 05:21 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Did he ask Tom Cruise?

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Old October 2nd 06, 06:04 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Dumbass,

The beauty of talking to god is that you're carrying on a conversation
with yourself. So you don't have to worry about not hearing what you
want to hear. That is, unless you're crazy.

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Old October 2nd 06, 08:15 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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never_doped wrote:

http://60minutes.yahoo.com/segment/5/bob_woodward

Let me get this straight....

Bush says he does not take advice from his father (and has said often)
he only listens to a higher father. (Bush speaks with God and is doing
his work.)

and then Bush says "He would not leave Iraq even if Laura and Barney
were the only ones supporting him" (Barney is a dog).

Thus; either Bush is thinks that God is a Scottish Terrier and is
taking global policy from him or....

the Christian God doesn't merit as high as the support of a dog.


Or Boy George discovered mysticism in palindromes:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...shiraqplan.htm.

Anyway he does apparently discuss global policy with a poodle occasionally.

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Old October 3rd 06, 12:25 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default OT, anyone watch 60 minutes last night?

Donald Munro wrote:
never_doped wrote:

http://60minutes.yahoo.com/segment/5/bob_woodward

Let me get this straight....

Bush says he does not take advice from his father (and has said often)
he only listens to a higher father. (Bush speaks with God and is doing
his work.)

and then Bush says "He would not leave Iraq even if Laura and Barney
were the only ones supporting him" (Barney is a dog).

Thus; either Bush is thinks that God is a Scottish Terrier and is
taking global policy from him or....

the Christian God doesn't merit as high as the support of a dog.


Or Boy George discovered mysticism in palindromes:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...shiraqplan.htm.

Anyway he does apparently discuss global policy with a poodle occasionally.


It's a poodle that's been specially screened for compatible viewpoints.
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Old October 3rd 06, 12:43 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Fred Fredburger wrote:
Donald Munro wrote:
never_doped wrote:

and then Bush says "He would not leave Iraq even if Laura and Barney
were the only ones supporting him" (Barney is a dog).

Thus; either Bush is thinks that God is a Scottish Terrier and is
taking global policy from him or....

the Christian God doesn't merit as high as the support of a dog.


Or Boy George discovered mysticism in palindromes:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...shiraqplan.htm.

Anyway he does apparently discuss global policy with a poodle occasionally.


It's a poodle that's been specially screened for compatible viewpoints.


Please. It's a TERRIER. Poodles are FRENCH.

Damn, you people in the media just have no respect for
accuracy anymore.

Ben
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Old October 3rd 06, 08:39 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Donald Munro wrote:
Anyway he does apparently discuss global policy with a poodle occasionally.


Fred Fredburger wrote:
It's a poodle that's been specially screened for compatible viewpoints.


wrote:
Please. It's a TERRIER. Poodles are FRENCH.


This one is a new breed; an English poodle. Possibly the result of
cross-breeding a French poodle and an English bulldog. The logistics of
the mating are left as an exercise for the reader (hint: There are no
reindeer involved).
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Old October 3rd 06, 10:29 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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wrote:
http://60minutes.yahoo.com/segment/5/bob_woodward

Let me get this straight....

Bush says he does not take advice from his father (and has said often)
he only listens to a higher father. (Bush speaks with God and is doing
his work.)

and then Bush says "He would not leave Iraq even if Laura and Barney
were the only ones supporting him" (Barney is a dog).

Thus; either Bush is thinks that God is a Scottish Terrier and is
taking global policy from him or....

the Christian God doesn't merit as high as the support of a dog.

God, "George, time to get the troops out of Iraq."

George, "Let's see what Barney has to say about it first"

i'm sure he'd find some way to discredit barney as well.. just like he
chooses to ignore the latest intellligence findings. Like, "barney
hasn't turned to christ yet... " or "barney has fleas... the medication
is addling him."
 




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