One for Dave to get onanistic over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwtmPEbKOaw

On 24/10/2015 16:59, Simon Jester wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwtmPEbKOaw

Very funny & an excellent shot. It would have simply bounced off a
viable vehicle like a car of course.

Perhaps we should promote this as a sport? Cycloball? Lycraball? Mamilball?

Tosserball?

As I've mentioned before, I don't need to masturbate, I'm not a cyclist.

Simon Jester wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwtmPEbKOaw

All kids should be taught to do that.

On Saturday, October 24, 2015 at 5:10:00 PM UTC+1, David Lang wrote:

As I've mentioned before, I need to masturbate

"Simon Jester" wrote in message
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On Saturday, October 24, 2015 at 5:10:00 PM UTC+1, David Lang wrote:

As I've mentioned before, I need to masturbate

Well, that's a startling admission from Simon Jester.
However, it should not come as a surprise for anyone.

I think we all had that impression from long ago.


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On Sunday, October 25, 2015 at 1:01:26 AM UTC, Tarcap wrote:

Well, that's a startling admission from Simon Jester.
However, it should not come as a surprise for anyone.

I think we all had that impression from long ago.


I think you should get an adult to read to you what was actually written.

"Simon Jester" wrote in message
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On Sunday, October 25, 2015 at 1:01:26 AM UTC, Tarcap wrote:

Well, that's a startling admission from Simon Jester.
However, it should not come as a surprise for anyone.

I think we all had that impression from long ago.


I think you should get an adult to read to you what was actually written.

I don't need to - it was written by an idiot who comes across as a complete
******, so there was no misunderstanding at all.

On Sun, 25 Oct 2015 16:16:31 +0000, Tarcap wrote:

idiot who comes across as a complete ******,

oooh!! Wow!! Further compliments!
Are you jealous?

On Sat, 24 Oct 2015 15:33:00 -0700 (PDT), Simon Jester
wrote:

On Saturday, October 24, 2015 at 5:10:00 PM UTC+1, David Lang wrote:

As I've mentioned before, I need to masturbate




You are a ****** through and through.

Do you think it smart to alter a post to change what someone said?

It isn't, it's childish and not even funny - but par for the course for a
cyclist.

Well done ******.

Is your name really Jester? Or did you just call yourself that because people
were always laughing at you and taking the ****?

I can see why there are a couple of people here called Simon - their parents
must have been simply quite prescient

On Sun, 25 Oct 2015 08:51:57 -0700 (PDT), Simon Jester
wrote:

On Sunday, October 25, 2015 at 1:01:26 AM UTC, Tarcap wrote:

Well, that's a startling admission from Simon Jester.
However, it should not come as a surprise for anyone.

I think we all had that impression from long ago.


I think you should get an adult to read to you what was actually written.


Sorry sunshine: you were the only person to write the words:

"As I've mentioned before, I need to masturbate"

And we all agree with you being a ******, so on this single occasion you were
quite correct.