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Does riding a bicycle cause impotence?
You know, rumors abound and they are not helping the bipedal species
(those on two wheels), so we must dispel such rumors and expose the REAL CAUSE OF IMPOTENCE... Or else the Banana Revolution would be in danger. Originally Posted by coasting "riding bicycles causes impotence. now that is a good way to control population growth." Only when your date is like this... http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/b.../ugly_lady.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First Decree of the Revolution: Cyclists shall TAKE THE LANE as law- abiding vehicles, with colorful clothing, and all other vehicles shall leave the lane 30' before and after the bicycle. http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution |
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Does riding a bicycle cause impotence?
On Aug 9, 1:31*pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:
You know, rumors abound You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would say: most certainly! |
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Does riding a bicycle cause impotence?
On Aug 9, 2:27 pm, Norman wrote:
On Aug 9, 1:31 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote: You know, rumors abound You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would say: most certainly! So the rumors are true or not. Population control would be good, but not lack of excitement. |
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Does riding a bicycle cause impotence?
On Aug 9, 12:31*pm, ComandanteBanana
wrote: You know, rumors abound and they are not helping the bipedal species (those on two wheels), so we must dispel such rumors and expose the REAL CAUSE OF IMPOTENCE... Or else the Banana Revolution would be in danger. Originally Posted by coasting "riding bicycles causes impotence. now that is a good way to control population growth." Only when your date is like this... http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/b.../ugly_lady.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First Decree of the Revolution: Cyclists shall TAKE THE LANE as law- abiding vehicles, with colorful clothing, and all other vehicles shall leave the lane 30' before and after the bicycle. *http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution I think the impotence-thing is only relevant to unicyclists? |
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Does riding a bicycle cause impotence?
On Aug 9, 6:19*pm, Cully J wrote:
On Aug 9, 12:31*pm, ComandanteBanana wrote: You know, rumors abound and they are not helping the bipedal species (those on two wheels), so we must dispel such rumors and expose the REAL CAUSE OF IMPOTENCE... Or else the Banana Revolution would be in danger. Originally Posted by coasting "riding bicycles causes impotence. now that is a good way to control population growth." Only when your date is like this... http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/b.../ugly_lady.jpg ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*----- First Decree of the Revolution: Cyclists shall TAKE THE LANE as law- abiding vehicles, with colorful clothing, and all other vehicles shall leave the lane 30' before and after the bicycle. *http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution I think the impotence-thing is only relevant to unicyclists?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I'd never try that sport. Neither would I try Sport Utility Vehicles. |
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Does riding a bicycle cause impotence?
On Aug 9, 6:35 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:
On Aug 9, 2:27 pm, Norman wrote: On Aug 9, 1:31 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote: You know, rumors abound You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would say: most certainly! So the rumors are true or not. Population control would be good, but not lack of excitement. Well, since one of the groups you posted this to was alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent I would say we as a group don't have that problem That's one of the many joys of the recumbent platform, the only thing preventing us from having sex is lack of energy after the many long rides we take and lack of a willing partner (especially if she was riding with on those long rides). We WILL take over the world as we live longer iand/i retain the ability to reproduce |
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Does riding a bicycle cause impotence?
Opus wrote:
On Aug 9, 6:35 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote: On Aug 9, 2:27 pm, Norman wrote: On Aug 9, 1:31 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote: You know, rumors abound You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would say: most certainly! So the rumors are true or not. Population control would be good, but not lack of excitement. Well, since one of the groups you posted this to was alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent I would say we as a group don't have that problem That's one of the many joys of the recumbent platform, the only thing preventing us from having sex is lack of energy after the many long rides we take and lack of a willing partner (especially if she was riding with on those long rides). We WILL take over the world as we live longer iand/i retain the ability to reproduce Is this a reccomendation for recumbent trikes or even a pedicab turned in to a lurve nest? Bonking on a Brox? Tiffin on a Trice? (wanted to use 'cunnilingus on a Christiana' but despite being able to carry a bed they are upright) The HP Velotechnik Scorpion even resembles something you'd get at an S&M specialist. -- Come to Dave & Boris - your cycle security experts. |
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Does riding a bicycle cause impotence?
On Aug 10, 12:24*pm, Opus wrote:
On Aug 9, 6:35 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote: On Aug 9, 2:27 pm, Norman wrote: On Aug 9, 1:31 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote: You know, rumors abound You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would say: most certainly! So the rumors are true or not. Population control would be good, but not lack of excitement. Well, since one of the groups you posted this to was alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent I would say we as a group don't have that problem That's one of the many joys of the recumbent platform, the only thing preventing us from having sex is lack of energy after the many long rides we take and lack of a willing partner (especially if she was riding with on those long rides). We WILL take over the world as we live longer iand/i retain the ability to reproduce The closer I can get to your camp is... a "Day 6 Bike." Damn, that thing is comfortable! But it's only a SEMI recumbent. Would you consider though to checking into my camp? "You don't want to waste time and money shopping. You know riding a chopper is best. Go chopping!" http://www.zazzle.com/chopping_tshir...78792087261015 Hey, I'm selling an Electra Amsterdam today (maybe) and that Day 6 appeals to me. But don't forget to go chopping with those ape hangers once in a while! |
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to keep the birth rate higher than the death rate
Originally Posted by seawind161
"I am 62 years old and very interested in this subject. Please arrange for attractive 20-30 year-old female volunteers to be sent to my home so that we may immediately begin research. Anything for the cause..." *** We should be doing an experiment like to perpetuate the bipedal species. We should be able to keep the birth rate higher than the death rate in road accidents! |
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to keep the birth rate higher than the death rate
On Aug 11, 2:35 pm, ComandanteBanana
wrote: Originally Posted by seawind161 "I am 62 years old and very interested in this subject. Please arrange for attractive 20-30 year-old female volunteers to be sent to my home so that we may immediately begin research. Anything for the cause..." *** We should be doing an experiment like to perpetuate the bipedal species. We should be able to keep the birth rate higher than the death rate in road accidents! Keeping the birth rate higher than the fatal "accident" rate is not the issue, "only" 40K humans are killed by motor vehicles in the US every year, and of that only about 700 (+/-) every year are riding bicycles. Natural causes are still more likely to get you than Bubba in a car will, and they will probably get Bubba at a younger age than you. |
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