Attn: potential / confirmed Velo Elitist and Equipment Nazi's

Are you an equipment Nazi / Velo Elitist?

I am attempting to take care of a few administrative issues while I await
the docs okey-dokie (I got a belly full of cat gut and Kevlar T mesh holding
things in place right now.) to redebut my robust ability and charming
personality to the cycling world.

Please take a minute to complete the following survey.

Is your current club, "Not accepting new members."

Does your current club require an extensive interview process of new members
to include credit check and proof of income?

Have you ever refused to draft someone due to that rider being of an
undesirable "sort."

Have you ever divorced over a disagreement regarding equipment brand or
frame material.

Which is more important; making turns and pounding miles or "proper"
equipment ownership.

Do you now or have you ever been a resident of the state of Connecticut /
city of Seattle?

Have you ever worn sport sandals with socks?

Do you own a Volvo and have a cropped beard?

Thank you for you time.

You Pal - Harvey Muschmann (pronounced, "Har VEE")

On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 21:50:36 GMT, "Har-VEE"
wrote:
Are you an equipment Nazi / Velo Elitist?

Godwin's law on the first line of the OP. A doomed thread.
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Rick Onanian

On Mon, 19 Jul 2004 14:20:31 -0400, Rick Onanian wrote:

On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 21:50:36 GMT, "Har-VEE"
wrote:
Are you an equipment Nazi / Velo Elitist?

Godwin's law on the first line of the OP. A doomed thread.

He should've said "cycling supremicist."

Ron

On Tue, 20 Jul 2004 03:43:02 GMT, RonSonic
wrote:

On Mon, 19 Jul 2004 14:20:31 -0400, Rick Onanian wrote:

On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 21:50:36 GMT, "Har-VEE"
wrote:
Are you an equipment Nazi / Velo Elitist?

Godwin's law on the first line of the OP. A doomed thread.

He should've said "cycling supremicist."

Nah, just "equipment snob".

I know a few e-snobs in a number of categories. Porsche snobs,
Geman-car snobs, a Campy snob, a really pointless MacSnob or three,
and a whole bunch of diet-du-jour snobs. That latter group is fun to
invite to a BYOE party...

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He should've said "cycling supremicist."

Nah, just "equipment snob".


I certainly just looking for the, "eat their own" element.

I find them to be a great training motivator.