Pervert Cyclist

"Joe Egginton" wrote in message
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On 30/12/2015 09:55, Kinnell wrote:

"Judith" wrote in message
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At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious
male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection
at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094





It has probably gone down by now.

It won't stand up in court.

lol who knows?

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On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094



A good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find.

"Kinnell" wrote in message
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"JNugent" wrote in message
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On 30/12/2015 10:42, Fredxxx wrote:

On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:

At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious
male in his 50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought
was an erection at the tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094

I'm left wondering what criminal offence is relevant here?

Same here.

Mind you, it didn't *say* he was wanted on suspicion of a crime.

QUOTE:
Police received the call reporting a man in 'a state of arousal' on
Tuesday afternoon – and officers immediately launched a search
ENDQUOTE

[Not even a full stop used there, note.]

There may be various reasons why the Manchester city centre police are
searching for him.

Next the police will be looking for a woman reported to have large
breasts!

Maybe.


Perhaps he had a gun in his pocket.

Perhaps he was just pleased to see her!



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"JNugent" wrote in message
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On 30/12/2015 10:42, Fredxxx wrote:

On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:

At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious
male in his 50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought
was an erection at the tram stop in Piccadilly.


http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....chester-news/m
an-lycra-with-erection-hunted-10664094

I'm left wondering what criminal offence is relevant here?

Same here.

Mind you, it didn't *say* he was wanted on suspicion of a crime.

QUOTE:
Police received the call reporting a man in 'a state of arousal' on
Tuesday afternoon – and officers immediately launched a search
ENDQUOTE

[Not even a full stop used there, note.]

There may be various reasons why the Manchester city centre police
are searching for him.

Next the police will be looking for a woman reported to have large
breasts!

Maybe.


Perhaps he had a gun in his pocket.

Or his bicycle pump.

B
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Brian Howie

On 12/29/2015 11:45 PM, Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094



If you get an erection that lasts over four hours, call your doctor
immediately.

On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094

It was a ruse and dare many years ago to put a banana in a pocket and
see the response, normally carried out by those of student age! Perhaps
here the guy was reminiscing?

On Wed, 30 Dec 2015 10:42:53 +0000, Fredxxx wrote:

On 30/12/2015 07:45, Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094

I'm left wondering what criminal offence is relevant here?

Next the police will be looking for a woman reported to have large breasts!


Or they would form an opinion, as the article says, and decide no action needed

"At no point was the male acting inappropriately"

Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious
male in his 50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought
was an erection at the tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094

She must have very good eyesight. I understand that all cyclists have tiny
dicks.

Judith wrote:
At 4.19pm, GMP received a call from a female reporting a suspicious male in his
50s wearing Lycra cycling shorts with what she thought was an erection at the
tram stop in Piccadilly.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....unted-10664094



Would not the pervert be the one perving on the cyclist?