Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html

Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults
through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car
a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick
b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road
c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map

On Fri, 15 Jul 2016 21:20:39 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html

Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults
through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car
a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick
b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road
c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map

Ok, that's funny. Blaming the car for stopping in a queue.

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On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html

Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults
through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car
a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick
b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road
c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map


He tried to blame the car driver.
There was a cycle path he could have been on.
He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off.
He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left
on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the
damage.

On 16/07/2016 13:35, MrCheerful wrote:
On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html


Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike
somersaults
through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car
a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick
b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on
busy road
c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly
a map


He tried to blame the car driver.
There was a cycle path he could have been on.
He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off.
He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left
on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the
damage.

What damage? Do we have a photo?

On 16/07/2016 13:49, Nick wrote:
On 16/07/2016 13:35, MrCheerful wrote:
On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html



Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike
somersaults
through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car
a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in
Warwick
b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on
busy road
c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly
a map


He tried to blame the car driver.
There was a cycle path he could have been on.
He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off.
He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left
on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the
damage.

What damage? Do we have a photo?

The driver behind reported that the car was damaged, in any case it is
impossible to crash a quickly moving metal bicycle with rider into
something as soft as an ordinary car without doing some damage to both
vehicles, even if it is only heavy scratches (unlikely) then it will be
a few hundred to fix.

On Sat, 16 Jul 2016 15:34:25 +0100, MrCheerful wrote:

On 16/07/2016 13:49, Nick wrote:
On 16/07/2016 13:35, MrCheerful wrote:
On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html



Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike
somersaults
through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car
a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in
Warwick
b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on
busy road
c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly
a map


He tried to blame the car driver.
There was a cycle path he could have been on.
He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off.
He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left
on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the
damage.

What damage? Do we have a photo?

The driver behind reported that the car was damaged, in any case it is
impossible to crash a quickly moving metal bicycle with rider into
something as soft as an ordinary car without doing some damage to both
vehicles, even if it is only heavy scratches (unlikely) then it will be
a few hundred to fix.

The rear end of a car should not give way to a bicycle. Car designed wrong.
For ****'s sake, I've rammed a CAR into the back of a car without damaging it.

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On Friday, July 15, 2016 at 9:20:48 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html


If the car had been on the (tax payer subsidised) motorway this would not happen.

On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html

Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults
through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car
a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick
b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road
c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map

And you really couldn't make it up - it looks as though the cyclist is
*remonstrating* with the victim for being there.

It also looks a strong possibility that another veicle (in front of the
Vauxhall) was damaged by the flying bike.

On 16/07/2016 15:34, MrCheerful wrote:
On 16/07/2016 13:49, Nick wrote:
On 16/07/2016 13:35, MrCheerful wrote:
On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html




Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike
somersaults
through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car
a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in
Warwick
b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on
busy road
c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly
a map


He tried to blame the car driver.
There was a cycle path he could have been on.
He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off.
He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left
on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the
damage.

What damage? Do we have a photo?

The driver behind reported that the car was damaged, in any case it is
impossible to crash a quickly moving metal bicycle with rider into
something as soft as an ordinary car without doing some damage to both
vehicles, even if it is only heavy scratches (unlikely) then it will be
a few hundred to fix.

That sort of collision is likely to cause damage (to a late model car)
which will cost four figures to repair.

The days of the £150 panel beating and respray are gone.

On Sat, 16 Jul 2016 17:58:23 +0100, Simon Jester wrote:

On Friday, July 15, 2016 at 9:20:48 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html


If the car had been on the (tax payer subsidised) motorway this would not happen.

No, because they don't let bicycles on there, because they're too damn slow.

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