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Old March 28th 05, 01:57 AM
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So, a jock is not the answer?


For you, yes.


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Old March 28th 05, 01:59 AM
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Fortunately I have the opposite problem. I'm walking around like I have
a zucchini in my pants. I don't see this only other bikers. How do they
hide it?


Their imaginations are not nearly as large as yours.


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Old March 28th 05, 02:52 AM
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I wrote:
Who is David Lee Roth, and how does this relate to your

statement? A
URL would be helpful...
inquiring minds want to know! I don't listen to whatever kind of

music
DLR plays, and there's only one reason I know who Sheryl Crowe is.


and Bill Baka's kitten stumbled across the keys and sent this
"response":
I don't want to see David Lee Roth naked, or you, I don't think so at


least, or I hope not. Sheryl 'Armstrong' Crow the new writer of

bicycle
love songs. At least she does ride with Lance sometimes, sort of. A
total layback for Lance while watching Sheryl puff up a hill. Of

course
he should let her lead for two obvious reasons, for the male hormones

at
least.


Here we see the effects of consuming too many Peeps prior to doing
UseNet.
Don't make me google this myself on dial-up. WTF is David Lee Roth?
(And what kind of bike does he ride?)

--Karen M.

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Old March 28th 05, 03:15 AM
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:42:45 -0800, bbaka wrote:


Who is David Lee Roth, and how does this relate to your statement? A
URL would be helpful.

--Karen M.


I don't want to see David Lee Roth naked, or you,


Hey, don't sell Karen short. You never know, you might very well want to
see her naked..

But we still don't know who David Lee Roth is.

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David L. Johnson

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Old March 28th 05, 03:35 AM
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David L. Johnson wrote:
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:42:45 -0800, bbaka wrote:


Who is David Lee Roth, and how does this relate to your statement? A
URL would be helpful.

--Karen M.



I don't want to see David Lee Roth naked, or you,



Hey, don't sell Karen short. You never know, you might very well want to
see her naked..

But we still don't know who David Lee Roth is.

Rock Star.
I don't listen to that much anymore, nor does my 26 year old daughter
since classic floats her boat. Anyway think rock and loud.
Bill Baka
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Old March 28th 05, 03:38 AM
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bbaka wrote:

David L. Johnson wrote:
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:42:45 -0800, bbaka wrote:


Who is David Lee Roth, and how does this relate to your statement? A
URL would be helpful.

--Karen M.



I don't want to see David Lee Roth naked, or you,



Hey, don't sell Karen short. You never know, you might very well want to
see her naked..

But we still don't know who David Lee Roth is.

Rock Star.
I don't listen to that much anymore, nor does my 26 year old daughter
since classic floats her boat. Anyway think rock and loud.
Bill Baka


More specifically: original front man of Van Halen. Son of a
prominent Beverly Hills ophthalmologist. Known for a raucous (in a
good way) voice and tremendous on-stage feats of athleticism.
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Old March 28th 05, 03:49 AM
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 16:47:31 -0800, "Claire Petersky"
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.. .
So Ron, what color shorts do you recommend?


Not red.


May I also argue against silver? My husband had a pair of silver bib shorts.
I did a metric century with him in the rain, and the bike he was riding
didn't have fenders. A great deal of muddy water got kicked up on to the
rear of his shorts. Not only did the silver fabric turn transparent, but the
mud looked like...well...it was not a pretty picture.


There was a photo in the cycling press of a pro team wearing white shorts in the
rain demonstrating exactly that phenomenon. Tragically the photo was taken from
a motorcycle following the team.

Whatever are they thinking when they make decisions like that. I can understand
an amateur not thinking it through; and sponsors might design such a kit without
considering everything, but team managers know they race in the rain and they
know what happens.

Oh well.

Ron
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Old March 28th 05, 03:56 AM
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On 27 Mar 2005 17:52:00 -0800, "Veloise" wrote:


Here we see the effects of consuming too many Peeps prior to doing
UseNet.
Don't make me google this myself on dial-up. WTF is David Lee Roth?
(And what kind of bike does he ride?)


DLR was the singer for Van Halen, you know the rock band from the 80s, when
spandex was part of the uniform and hard rock acts would strive to project,
ahem, a powerful, as it were, image. You know, put forward a, uh, virile, er,
presence on stage, Yeah, that's it project a powerful presence on stage. And
yes, socks and codpieces are as much a part of stagewear as are wigs.

Ron


 




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