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Old July 10th 05, 11:58 AM
Joe S.
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When working on your bike -- outside in the apartment parking lot because
that's the only place you can set up your repair stand -- and sweat is
dripping down your face into your eyes, be certain to have a towel handy to
wipe the sweat -- DO NOT use the rag you used to wipe anti-seize compound to
wipe your face. I know.

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Old July 10th 05, 02:05 PM
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Joe S. Wrote:
When working on your bike -- outside in the apartment parking lo
because
that's the only place you can set up your repair stand -- and sweat is
dripping down your face into your eyes, be certain to have a towe
handy to
wipe the sweat -- DO NOT use the rag you used to wipe anti-seiz
compound to
wipe your face. I know.

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Joe S.

Joe S.,
I got a good laugh from that one. Anti-sieze compound is really mess
and seems to find it's way on to clothing too.
You really need to make sure it all excess is wiped clean otherwise i
will show up later on your favorite jersey.

David Ornee, Western Springs, I

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Old July 10th 05, 06:11 PM
Zog The Undeniable
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Joe S. wrote:
When working on your bike -- outside in the apartment parking lot because
that's the only place you can set up your repair stand -- and sweat is
dripping down your face into your eyes, be certain to have a towel handy to
wipe the sweat -- DO NOT use the rag you used to wipe anti-seize compound to
wipe your face. I know.

Did anyone tell you it's possibly carcinogenic?
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Old July 11th 05, 06:16 AM
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On Sun, 10 Jul 2005 18:11:11 +0100, Zog The Undeniable
wrote:

Joe S. wrote:
When working on your bike -- outside in the apartment parking lot because
that's the only place you can set up your repair stand -- and sweat is
dripping down your face into your eyes, be certain to have a towel handy to
wipe the sweat -- DO NOT use the rag you used to wipe anti-seize compound to
wipe your face. I know.

Did anyone tell you it's possibly carcinogenic?


Damn near everything is possibly carcinogenic.
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Old July 11th 05, 02:33 PM
Robert Perkins
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Joe S. wrote:
When working on your bike -- outside in the apartment parking lot because
that's the only place you can set up your repair stand -- and sweat is
dripping down your face into your eyes, be certain to have a towel handy to
wipe the sweat -- DO NOT use the rag you used to wipe anti-seize compound to
wipe your face. I know.

But, did you step on the blob that fell on the ground and then track it
back up your carpeted stairs along the carpeted hallway through the
carpeted bedroom? That is my famous anti-seize trick.

Thank (insert random deity) that this carbonated carpet cleaner we have
removed it.

Rob
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Old July 11th 05, 04:53 PM
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Per Werehatrack:
Damn near everything is possibly carcinogenic.


Not true.
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Old July 11th 05, 07:26 PM
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the older anti was a terror. definitely known to the glands of
california.
keep the loctite off your hands when eating-lock grabs fillings and
will send to you to the bidet.

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Old July 14th 05, 07:43 PM
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On Mon, 11 Jul 2005 08:53:00 -0700, "(PeteCresswell)"
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Per Werehatrack:
Damn near everything is possibly carcinogenic.


Not true.


Is too.

Carcinogenicity is determined by feeding incredible overdoses to rats, and
then seeing if they get more cancers than the control group (lab rats are
inbred, mostly genetically identical ****ers extremely predisposed to
cancers in the first place). Kitchen salt is carcinogenic in that kind of
test.


Jasper
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Old July 14th 05, 09:17 PM
RNK
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Maximum allowable concentration is then set as 1/100th of what was
harmful to rats. Go figure..

Robin


Jasper Janssen wrote:
On Mon, 11 Jul 2005 08:53:00 -0700, "(PeteCresswell)"
wrote:

Per Werehatrack:

Damn near everything is possibly carcinogenic.


Not true.



Is too.

Carcinogenicity is determined by feeding incredible overdoses to rats, and
then seeing if they get more cancers than the control group (lab rats are
inbred, mostly genetically identical ****ers extremely predisposed to
cancers in the first place). Kitchen salt is carcinogenic in that kind of
test.


Jasper

 




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