cycling in SoCal

On Friday, February 12, 2016 at 10:51:20 AM UTC-8, AMuzi wrote:
On 2/12/2016 12:46 PM, Doug Landau wrote:
On Thursday, February 11, 2016 at 5:36:13 PM UTC-8, John B. wrote:
wrote:
AMuzi wrote:

http://ktla.com/2016/02/10/father-so...olice-officer/
Darn it they never report the bicycle models.

Parts of that story sound like nonsense.
1. "At that point, a woman who was riding along in the
patrol vehicle got out of the car and started yelling for
the men to stop," Who was this other woman riding in the
police car? If she was a police officer, the article would
have clearly stated the partner of the officer being beaten
was a police officer. No doubt about it. Was this other
woman a prostitute the police officer picked up for some
fringe benefits? Something is not right.
2. "Both were booked on suspicion of attempted murder
on a police officer, assault with a deadly weapon other than
a firearm," Bullsh-t. Attempted murder? BS. Half the bar
patrons in the US would be arrested on attempted murder
every week for getting in fights. When is fighting
attempted murder? Assault with a deadly weapon other than a
firearm? Were these suspects certified ninja experts who
had their hands and feet registered as lethal weapons? No
other weapon was mentioned in the article. Hard to believe
anyone riding a bike is carrying a club with them.
Something is not right here.


Try
http://www.palmbeachdailynews.com/vi...egedly/vDj49T/

Try Robert Crumb:
https://goo.gl/8Oij2N

Hey! That's Gene's schtick, with the gurgle search links.

He is not -completely- lost in space.

On Fri, 12 Feb 2016 12:51:21 -0600, AMuzi wrote:

On 2/12/2016 12:46 PM, Doug Landau wrote:
On Thursday, February 11, 2016 at 5:36:13 PM UTC-8, John B. wrote:
wrote:
AMuzi wrote:

http://ktla.com/2016/02/10/father-so...olice-officer/
Darn it they never report the bicycle models.

Parts of that story sound like nonsense.
1. "At that point, a woman who was riding along in the
patrol vehicle got out of the car and started yelling for
the men to stop," Who was this other woman riding in the
police car? If she was a police officer, the article would
have clearly stated the partner of the officer being beaten
was a police officer. No doubt about it. Was this other
woman a prostitute the police officer picked up for some
fringe benefits? Something is not right.
2. "Both were booked on suspicion of attempted murder
on a police officer, assault with a deadly weapon other than
a firearm," Bullsh-t. Attempted murder? BS. Half the bar
patrons in the US would be arrested on attempted murder
every week for getting in fights. When is fighting
attempted murder? Assault with a deadly weapon other than a
firearm? Were these suspects certified ninja experts who
had their hands and feet registered as lethal weapons? No
other weapon was mentioned in the article. Hard to believe
anyone riding a bike is carrying a club with them.
Something is not right here.


Try
http://www.palmbeachdailynews.com/vi...egedly/vDj49T/

Try Robert Crumb:
https://goo.gl/8Oij2N

Hey! That's Gene's schtick, with the gurgle search links.

Ah, but my link showed the "woman who was riding along" in her police
uniform explain what happened :-)
--
cheers,

John B.

On Friday, February 12, 2016 at 11:53:14 AM UTC-5, AMuzi wrote:
On 2/12/2016 10:13 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, February 11, 2016 at 10:50:40 AM UTC-6, AMuzi wrote:

Good points all.
I suppose a chinese MTB could be considered deadly. Their
aesthetic alone is plenty scary before you even pick up a
wrench.
--
Andrew Muzi

Not sure a Chinese mountain bike could be a weapon. It weighs 50, 60, 70 pounds or more. A normal human cannot pick one up to use as a weapon. You would need to use one of those clean and jerk weight lifting moves to get it up in the air so you could smash your opponent with it. It would be kind of like getting in a fight in the desert. There are boulders where you are fighting. Would the court/police say you used a weapon even though you could not possibly pick up a two ton boulder and crush your adversary?


I think I'll keep my day job, humor writing not being my
strong suit apparently.

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