I'VE DECIDED TO RIDE AN ASS!

Nope, it’s not what you think. I want to ride a real ass to prove that
in today’s world, there’s no room for bicycles, let alone for a
donkey. Jesus told me to do so to prove the point that all those so-
called “Christians” driving around for the hell of it, are fake.

I will go now to Craigslist and will look for some beautiful ass, and
then contact the authorities about the proper licensing issues. I only
hope that all the ass manure doesn’t become an issue, making the roads
slippery for happy drivers. Then I will put a sign on my holy donkey
that says, “Kiss my ass!”


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“In the jungle an ass is a great way to travel, but that’s a great
burden to him. RIDE A BIKE!”

http://webspawner.com/users/BIKEFORPEACE

Well, I don't know in the northern hemisphere, but Down Under you
can...

Did you know that horses ridden on roads are considered 'vehicles'

It's only after the rider has dismounted that he or she is considered
a pedestrian and the horse an animal.
Horses are allowed to be ridden on all roads unless there's a sign
indicating otherwise, for example most freeways and tollways have
signs stating no pedestrians, bicycles or animals beyond this point
As horses are slower then cars, you must ride as close as possible to
the left-hand side of the road and travel in the same direction as
the traffic. Unlike cars, a horse and rider is allowed to travel on
footpaths and nature strips unless the local Council has laws against
it.
A word of warning though, some pedestrians and home owners might
object!.
As an offcial vehicle on the road, you're not allowed to ride on
median strips, nor go across traffic islands or roundabouts.
The rules at roundabouts are the same as cars, always give way to your
right and if it's a double lane roundabout and as the slower moving
vehicle keep as far to the left as possible.

http://www.horserides.org/horse-road-safety.html

Now, if you can ride a horse, you can ride an ass... or else it would
be discrimination.

Q: Can I ride my horse in the street?

A: you can ride your horse where ever you can a bike or a car. are you
seriously going to ride it to like get somewhere to do something??
come on'? where are you going to "park" it, and if you are serious, i
know unless i was "parking" him at a stables, i wouldnt be leaving him
outside somewhere for anyone to screw with. if you are just going to
ride, you can ride him anywhere (dont drink and ride, it's still DUI)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4171535AA2famJ

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I still question the last point. If you drink and ride, the horse
still knows what to do. That would be a basis for discrimination
against the horse, who's not stupid. The roads are stupid, not the
horse.

On Feb 4, 9:57 pm, "James" wrote:
"TheTibetanMonkey wrote in message



Nope, it s not what you think. I want to ride a real ass to prove that
in today s world, there s no room for bicycles, let alone for a
donkey. Jesus told me to do so to prove the point that all those so-
called Christians driving around for the hell of it, are fake.

I will go now to Craigslist and will look for some beautiful ass, and
then contact the authorities about the proper licensing issues. I only
hope that all the ass manure doesn t become an issue, making the roads
slippery for happy drivers. Then I will put a sign on my holy donkey
that says, Kiss my ass!

Yeah, there is nothing like a good piece of ass.

That's right!

I found one, but she's little and I'm tall so I'm afraid my feet will
touch the ground...

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/grd/1580395461.html

500 bucks is what I paid for some of my bikes, so it seems like
affordable transportation.

A good donkey should be able to cross America without much fuel…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYHc7ktdPxQ

I'm watching Gandhi. Oh, the good old days of nonviolent campaigns. We
can call this one the "March of the Donkey."

On Feb 5, 10:03 pm, "Lady Azure, Baroness'O'D'Northpole"
wrote:
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle wrote:
Nope, it's not what you think. I want to ride a real ass to prove that
in today's world, there's no room for bicycles,

Starting to understand Set, are you?????????

I'm ready to get on my ass and go. The sign should be:

"SHARE THE ROAD"

"KISS MY ASS" etc.

The ones that can't get a donkey but can ride a bike can say, "YOU
STILL CAN KISS MY ASS"... and give them a picture of the holy ass, any
ass.