UCI goes further

The UCI has asked all fatty masters to sign its new "Commitment to a new
cycling Lite". The agreement is aimed at combating doping and
requires all fatty masters to sign an oath that they forego all doughnuts,
pizza and big macs for a year and moreover that they contribute
aforementioned doughnuts, pizza and big macs to the UCI entertainment
committee (so paddy and co can stuff their faces) if they test positive
for anything including viagra.

This may be the end of the road for Tom Kunich.


"Donald Munro" wrote in message
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The UCI has asked all fatty masters to sign its new "Commitment to a new
cycling Lite". The agreement is aimed at combating doping and
requires all fatty masters to sign an oath that they forego all doughnuts,
pizza and big macs for a year and moreover that they contribute
aforementioned doughnuts, pizza and big macs to the UCI entertainment
committee (so paddy and co can stuff their faces) if they test positive
for anything including viagra.