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Old October 30th 08, 03:55 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
JimmyMac
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Default Saint Edward the Great is Levitating!

What we have here is another ego and pride colliding with reason and
common sense post from the resident troll. It is interesting to note
that HEAD Dolan the GRATE, a self-professed atheist will allegedly sit
at the right hand of God. The conundrum continues. Ed Dolan
contradicts himself almost every time he posts his incongruous drivel.
There is no fool like an old fool.

On Oct 29, 9:16*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
The eternal laws of physics are for naught where Saint Edward the Great is
concerned. I have noted of late that I seem to be levitating. This has got
to be due to my Extreme Holiness. No doubt, I am preparing to ascend into
Heaven without having to go through the bother of dying. This of course is
in accordance with my Immaculate Conception.

Tom Sherman, instead of grubbing his life away as a civil engineer, ought to
follow My example and strive for Holiness. There is no greater satisfaction
than trampling on the faces of your enemies with hobnailed boots. Yea, the
prospect of B. Hussein O. as president is too much for Saint Edward the
Great. He will leave you to yourselves since that is what you deserve. Stew
in your own juices and may the Devil take you!

Saint Edward the Great will henceforth be residing at the Right Hand of God
Almighty. He will counsel God to condemn all freaking liberals to Hell where
they have ever belonged from all eternity.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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Old October 30th 08, 04:28 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
Edward Dolan
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Default Saint Edward the Great is Levitating!


"JimmyMac" wrote in message
...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

What we have here is another ego and pride colliding with reason and

common sense post from the resident troll. It is interesting to note
that HEAD Dolan the GRATE, a self-professed atheist will allegedly sit
at the right hand of God. The conundrum continues. Ed Dolan
contradicts himself almost every time he posts his incongruous drivel.
There is no fool like an old fool.

JimmyMac does not post liberal nonsense so Saint Edward the Great may give
him a pass, but it will ultimately be up to his wife whether or not he gets
into Heaven.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



On Oct 29, 9:16 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
The eternal laws of physics are for naught where Saint Edward the Great is
concerned. I have noted of late that I seem to be levitating. This has got
to be due to my Extreme Holiness. No doubt, I am preparing to ascend into
Heaven without having to go through the bother of dying. This of course is
in accordance with my Immaculate Conception.

Tom Sherman, instead of grubbing his life away as a civil engineer, ought
to
follow My example and strive for Holiness. There is no greater
satisfaction
than trampling on the faces of your enemies with hobnailed boots. Yea, the
prospect of B. Hussein O. as president is too much for Saint Edward the
Great. He will leave you to yourselves since that is what you deserve.
Stew
in your own juices and may the Devil take you!

Saint Edward the Great will henceforth be residing at the Right Hand of
God
Almighty. He will counsel God to condemn all freaking liberals to Hell
where
they have ever belonged from all eternity.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



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Old October 30th 08, 05:59 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,rec.bicycles.misc,rec.bicycles.soc,alt.mountain-bike
JimmyMac
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Default Saint Edward the Great is Levitating!

On Oct 29, 11:28*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

What we have here is another ego and pride colliding with reason and


common sense post from the resident troll. *It is interesting to note
that HEAD Dolan the GRATE, a self-professed atheist will allegedly sit
at the right hand of God. *The conundrum continues. *Ed Dolan
contradicts himself almost every time he posts his incongruous drivel.
There is no fool like an old fool.

JimmyMac does not post liberal nonsense


.... because I am not a liberal.

so Saint Edward the Great may give
him a pass, but it will ultimately be up to his wife whether or not he gets
into Heaven.


Assuming there is a heaven, whether I get in will be up to me and my
maker.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On Oct 29, 9:16 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

The eternal laws of physics are for naught where Saint Edward the Great is
concerned. I have noted of late that I seem to be levitating. This has got
to be due to my Extreme Holiness. No doubt, I am preparing to ascend into
Heaven without having to go through the bother of dying. This of course is
in accordance with my Immaculate Conception.


Tom Sherman, instead of grubbing his life away as a civil engineer, ought
to
follow My example and strive for Holiness. There is no greater
satisfaction
than trampling on the faces of your enemies with hobnailed boots. Yea, the
prospect of B. Hussein O. as president is too much for Saint Edward the
Great. He will leave you to yourselves since that is what you deserve.
Stew
in your own juices and may the Devil take you!


Saint Edward the Great will henceforth be residing at the Right Hand of
God
Almighty. He will counsel God to condemn all freaking liberals to Hell
where
they have ever belonged from all eternity.


Regards,


Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


 




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