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I Like Rocket Fuel
Suddenly I felt I had to give a speech, no matter where I was or what kind
of shape I was in. I got up on a bar stool and then up on the bar and started to address the assembled patrons with my arms outstretched. "Friends," I began, but suddenly I was struck by an unanticipated DMT or psilocybin flashback. I paused for a second, then pulled it together and launched into my speech - viciously berating them ("The people") for creating a world where the drugs just weren't good enough, and often resulted in unanticipated DMT or psilocybin flashbacks at inopportune moments. Then I accused each one of them, personally, of inventing my emptiness in a back room one night, out of their own stupid boredoms. "And, so," I finished, my anger peaking, "You can take all your prissy disbelief and ****y neuro-cognitive weapons and fly 'em to Uranus, if you want, but as for me ...." But then I just lost it completely and broke down crying and came down off the bar and was consoled by my stoned constituency. |
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