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Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)
On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:16:38 -0700 (PDT), Andre Jute wrote:
On Apr 10, 5:35*pm, Jay wrote: Dear RBT friends: Don't you feel sorry for me? Is the bike badly scratched? I am in ril PAIN here! I went to the doctor today with my broken little finger and he told me to take it like man; it's not bad enough for surgery, which might just make it worse; it's with me for the rest of my life. Mentioning a few scratches like that, and he'll come take your Brooks saddle away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6pZQX22CQ |
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Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)
On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:46:27 -0700 (PDT), Jay Beattie
wrote: On Apr 10, 9:35*am, Jay wrote: Dear RBT friends: Don't you feel sorry for me? I am in ril PAIN here! Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet have prevented this painful injury? Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to start another flame war. party doll - party doll ... I did a face plant a few years ago, and the helmet did protect my forehead -- but my frameless glasses put a 2-3" half-moon laceration in my cheek -- clear to the bone. I got lots of teeny tiny stitches from a plastic surgeon. Always ask for the plastic surgeon when you cut up your face. If you let the ER doc do the work, you may end up looking like Freddy Krueger. -- Jay Beattie. Look at what you save over university tuition in Germany. |
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Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)
On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:35:16 -0700 (PDT), Jay may
have said: http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg Probably looked lots uglier (the scrape, that is) before you cleaned up[1]. Wouldn't even count as a trophy among the crowd I hung out with 30 years ago, but those bikes was Hardly-Ablesons. Glad it wasn't worse. [1] No aspersion on the aesthetic values of the undamaged visage are intended to be inferred; I expressly disclaim any expertise or proclivity which would render my opinion dispositive as to the values thereof. If you can figure out what that said, you haven't had enough beer yet. OTOH, it was still Thursday (locally) when that was written, so one could be forgiven for excessive sobriety. -- My email address is antispammed; pull WEEDS if replying via e-mail. Typoes are not a bug, they're a feature. Words processed in a facility that contains nuts. |
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Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)
On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:46:27 -0700 (PDT), Jay Beattie
may have said: On Apr 10, 9:35*am, Jay wrote: Dear RBT friends: Don't you feel sorry for me? I am in ril PAIN here! Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet have prevented this painful injury? Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to start another flame war. party doll - party doll ... I did a face plant a few years ago, and the helmet did protect my forehead -- but my frameless glasses put a 2-3" half-moon laceration in my cheek -- clear to the bone. I got lots of teeny tiny stitches from a plastic surgeon. Always ask for the plastic surgeon when you cut up your face. If you let the ER doc do the work, you may end up looking like Freddy Krueger. -- Jay Beattie. In my case, I'm told that might constitute an improvement. Given the size of the queue that formed to get Robert England's autograph at an event in Dallas a couple of months back, I'm obviously taking the wrong approach somewhere now. -- My email address is antispammed; pull WEEDS if replying via e-mail. Typoes are not a bug, they're a feature. Words processed in a facility that contains nuts. |
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Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)
On Apr 10, 1:24 pm, "
wrote: On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay wrote: Dear RBT friends: Don't you feel sorry for me? I am in ril PAIN here! Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet have prevented this painful injury? Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to start another flame war. party doll - party doll ... http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg J It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know. Joseph I tell people my married girlfriends ganged up and beat me bloody. J. |
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Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)
On Apr 10, 2:55 pm, Hank wrote:
On Apr 10, 11:24 am, " wrote: On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay wrote: Dear RBT friends: Don't you feel sorry for me? I am in ril PAIN here! Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet have prevented this painful injury? Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to start another flame war. party doll - party doll ... http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg J It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know. Joseph- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - A dangerous man of mystery who wears bib overalls. *Bloody* bib overalls. J. |
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Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)
On Apr 10, 3:04 pm, wrote:
On Apr 10, 1:55 pm, Hank wrote: On Apr 10, 11:24 am, " wrote: On Apr 10, 6:35 pm, Jay wrote: Dear RBT friends: Don't you feel sorry for me? I am in ril PAIN here! Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet have prevented this painful injury? Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to start another flame war. party doll - party doll ... http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg J It adds to your appeal. A dangerous man of mystery. Don't tell folks it was a bike wreck. Say they don't want to know. Joseph- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - A dangerous man of mystery who wears bib overalls. I think they're the new Assos denim look. US$450.00. Gonna be hot... tf Dickies: http://www.dickies.com/wc2/product.a...E&styd=83294NB J. |
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Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)
On Apr 10, 3:50 pm, Dan Burkhart Dan.Burkhart.37o...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com wrote: Jay Wrote: Dear RBT friends: Don't you feel sorry for me? I am in ril PAIN here! Oh, yeah, you are thinking: Another J bike wreck. How would a helmet have prevented this painful injury? Just kidding. I am NOT starting another helmet thread. I REFUSE to start another flame war. party doll - party doll ... http://orion.neiu.edu/~jbollyn/bike/misc/fp.jpg J I hope this had nothing to do with a seat post failure. Dan Burkhartwww.boomerbicycle.ca -- Dan Burkhart No, I have the new Thompson seatpost on the bike. I hit a pothole at night, riding on an unfamiliar road. J. |
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Jay does a face plant! (CAUTION: bloody graphic link within)
On Apr 10, 11:26 pm, wrote:
On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:16:38 -0700 (PDT), Andre Jute wrote: On Apr 10, 5:35 pm, Jay wrote: Dear RBT friends: Don't you feel sorry for me? Is the bike badly scratched? I am in ril PAIN here! I went to the doctor today with my broken little finger and he told me to take it like man; it's not bad enough for surgery, which might just make it worse; it's with me for the rest of my life. Mentioning a few scratches like that, and he'll come take your Brooks saddle away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh6pZQX22CQ F***** LOL! J. |
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