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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html
Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map |
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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
On Fri, 15 Jul 2016 21:20:39 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map Ok, that's funny. Blaming the car for stopping in a queue. -- Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "I don't know! It’s your flipping plane!" |
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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map He tried to blame the car driver. There was a cycle path he could have been on. He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off. He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the damage. |
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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
On 16/07/2016 13:35, MrCheerful wrote:
On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map He tried to blame the car driver. There was a cycle path he could have been on. He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off. He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the damage. What damage? Do we have a photo? |
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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
On 16/07/2016 13:49, Nick wrote:
On 16/07/2016 13:35, MrCheerful wrote: On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map He tried to blame the car driver. There was a cycle path he could have been on. He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off. He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the damage. What damage? Do we have a photo? The driver behind reported that the car was damaged, in any case it is impossible to crash a quickly moving metal bicycle with rider into something as soft as an ordinary car without doing some damage to both vehicles, even if it is only heavy scratches (unlikely) then it will be a few hundred to fix. |
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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
On Sat, 16 Jul 2016 15:34:25 +0100, MrCheerful wrote:
On 16/07/2016 13:49, Nick wrote: On 16/07/2016 13:35, MrCheerful wrote: On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map He tried to blame the car driver. There was a cycle path he could have been on. He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off. He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the damage. What damage? Do we have a photo? The driver behind reported that the car was damaged, in any case it is impossible to crash a quickly moving metal bicycle with rider into something as soft as an ordinary car without doing some damage to both vehicles, even if it is only heavy scratches (unlikely) then it will be a few hundred to fix. The rear end of a car should not give way to a bicycle. Car designed wrong. For ****'s sake, I've rammed a CAR into the back of a car without damaging it. -- An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. 'You have been to France before, Monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. 'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs officer said. The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.' 'Impossible! The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France !' The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained; 'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any ****ing Frenchmen to show it to...!! |
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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
On Friday, July 15, 2016 at 9:20:48 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html If the car had been on the (tax payer subsidised) motorway this would not happen. |
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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map And you really couldn't make it up - it looks as though the cyclist is *remonstrating* with the victim for being there. It also looks a strong possibility that another veicle (in front of the Vauxhall) was damaged by the flying bike. |
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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
On 16/07/2016 15:34, MrCheerful wrote:
On 16/07/2016 13:49, Nick wrote: On 16/07/2016 13:35, MrCheerful wrote: On 15/07/2016 21:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html Careless ****** cyclist who was 'reading' while riding his bike somersaults through the air after ploughing into the back of stationary car a.. Cyclist somersaults through the air when riding his bike in Warwick b.. He ploughed into the back of a stationary Vauxhall Vectra on busy road c.. Eyewitness said he was reading a large piece of paper - possibly a map He tried to blame the car driver. There was a cycle path he could have been on. He did not even stop pedalling till he was thrown off. He scarpered without leaving details, hopefully there is some DNA left on the car, or someone will dob him in so that he is made to pay for the damage. What damage? Do we have a photo? The driver behind reported that the car was damaged, in any case it is impossible to crash a quickly moving metal bicycle with rider into something as soft as an ordinary car without doing some damage to both vehicles, even if it is only heavy scratches (unlikely) then it will be a few hundred to fix. That sort of collision is likely to cause damage (to a late model car) which will cost four figures to repair. The days of the £150 panel beating and respray are gone. |
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Yet another ****** cyclist hits stationary car
On Sat, 16 Jul 2016 17:58:23 +0100, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, July 15, 2016 at 9:20:48 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...onary-car.html If the car had been on the (tax payer subsidised) motorway this would not happen. No, because they don't let bicycles on there, because they're too damn slow. -- Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. |
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