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turkey sighted (Melb)
10.30am, cnr Auburn and Burwood Rds, East Hawthorn: tradesman in white
utility makes right turn into Burwood Rd, steering one hand and blabbing on his fricking mobile throughout manouveure. (Sorry, didn't get the rego or trade ID) Car making right turn into Auburn Rd flicks on his red & blue flashing lights, hangs a U-turn and sets off in relatively leisurely pursuit. I let out a good cheer of `Go get the *******'. Turkey in question was obviously paying all too little attention to facing traffic. Unfortunately, such instant nemesis is all too rare, and such misdemeanours all too common. |
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turkey sighted (Melb)
On 2007-08-10, ray (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea: 10.30am, cnr Auburn and Burwood Rds, East Hawthorn: tradesman in white utility makes right turn into Burwood Rd, steering one hand and blabbing on his fricking mobile throughout manouveure. (Sorry, didn't get the rego or trade ID) Car making right turn into Auburn Rd flicks on his red & blue flashing lights, hangs a U-turn and sets off in relatively leisurely pursuit. I let out a good cheer of `Go get the *******'. Turkey in question was obviously paying all too little attention to facing traffic. Unfortunately, such instant nemesis is all too rare, and such misdemeanours all too common. I've got a new idea for a Telstra ad during next year's TdF: Turkey is blabbing on mobile as he swerves around the road narrowly missing several pedestrians and hitting a chihuahua. Police pull him up. He covers the mouthpiece, saying patiently to officer "just hold on a minute while I finish this call". Officer yanks him up out of the seat and throws him into the paddywagon, as he shouts "this wouldn't happen in Australia!". Heh. Brilliant. -- TimC What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? |
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turkey sighted (Melb)
OTOH another turkey observed riding a unicycle along Swanston St at 5PM last night also on mobile. I think that he was riding without helmet. He (still on phone) road across the ped crossing to Y&J, I suspect he was going into FSS. No wallopers in sight this time. Mike -- coppershark |
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turkey sighted (Melb)
On Aug 10, 5:17 pm, coppershark coppershark.2v3...@no-
mx.forums.cyclingforums.com wrote: OTOH another turkey observed riding a unicycle along Swanston St at 5PM last night also on mobile. I think that he was riding without helmet. He (still on phone) road across the ped crossing to Y&J, I suspect he was going into FSS. No wallopers in sight this time. Mike -- coppershark I think I may have seen the same guy. He had a kinda hat on but it definitely wasn't a helmet. I saw him on Chapel in Prahran. |
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turkey sighted (Melb)
TimC wrote:
I've got a new idea for a Telstra ad during next year's TdF: Turkey is blabbing on mobile as he swerves around the road narrowly missing several pedestrians and hitting a chihuahua. Police pull him up. He covers the mouthpiece, saying patiently to officer "just hold on a minute while I finish this call". Officer yanks him up out of the seat and throws him into the paddywagon, as he shouts "this wouldn't happen in Australia!". Heh. Brilliant. LOVE IT! My wife got rear ended by a sales rep while driving our old bomb a few years back. He was still blabbing on the phone when she went to politely question him about what the #*!% he was doing. Luckily his company stuffed up the insurance claim and replaced our rusted tailgate with a brand new one. Justice. |
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turkey sighted (Melb)
On Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:42:45 +0000, tallsam wrote:
On Aug 10, 5:17 pm, coppershark coppershark.2v3...@no- mx.forums.cyclingforums.com wrote: OTOH another turkey observed riding a unicycle along Swanston St at 5PM last night also on mobile. I think that he was riding without helmet. He (still on phone) road across the ped crossing to Y&J, I suspect he was going into FSS. No wallopers in sight this time. Mike -- coppershark I think I may have seen the same guy. He had a kinda hat on but it definitely wasn't a helmet. I saw him on Chapel in Prahran. In NZ the bicycle helmet law applies only to bicycles. Therefore riders of unicycles, tricycles etc are NOT required to wear helmets. What is the situation in Vic? Peter |
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turkey sighted (Melb)
In NZ the bicycle helmet law applies only to bicycles. Therefore riders of unicycles, tricycles etc are NOT required to wear helmets. What is the situation in Vic? Peter OK, maybe he gets off on the helmet rap but definitely goes for being in charge of a vehicle while using a mobile phone! Mike -- coppershark |
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turkey sighted (Melb)
On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:30:22 +1000, coppershark
wrote: of unicycles, tricycles etc are NOT required to wear helmets. What is the situation in Vic? in Australia, trikes can be bicycles. The others are wheeled toys, ie not a vehicle |
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turkey sighted (Melb)
"coppershark" wrote in message ... In NZ the bicycle helmet law applies only to bicycles. Therefore riders of unicycles, tricycles etc are NOT required to wear helmets. What is the situation in Vic? Peter OK, maybe he gets off on the helmet rap but definitely goes for being in charge of a vehicle while using a mobile phone! Mike Not in Victoria he doesn't: Traffic - Safety Procedures 2078 Use hand held mobile phone while driving (Not to be issued to riders of bicycles) |
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turkey sighted (Melb)
Resound Wrote: "coppershark" wrote in message ... Not in Victoria he doesn't: Traffic - Safety Procedures 2078 Use hand held mobile phone while driving (Not to be issued to riders of bicycles) In this case you would have to assume that the law is an ass to quote some famous person whose name I cannot recall. Mike Is reg 2078 Police procedure or is it in the VicRoads rules? Mike -- coppershark |
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