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#21
August 14th 07, 05:13 PM
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unicycling is not for clowns
petri wrote: Just the other day I heard somebody shout "Are you a circus clown?" My favorite response to this one (I don't look like a bear) is "No, are you?" Most clowns *don't* ride unicycles. Try it once with those shoes and you'll understand why.  -- johnfoss John Foss Email: "jfoss" at "unicycling.com" -- www.unicycling.com ----------------------------------------------- "pretty much every trail that we've done on the California or Moab Muni weekends is an XC trail." -- Kris Holm, on XC from a North Shore point of view ------------------------------------------------------------------------ johnfoss's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/832 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com 
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#22
August 14th 07, 05:34 PM
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unicycling is not for clowns
Rubix wrote: you can turn it on them by saying 'only if you join me' When asked if I'm from the circus, I have used: "yes I'm out looking for clowns, now I've found some" cathwood wrote: When people ask me if I work in a circus I always reply "yes, I work for the NHS". They rarely get the joke I could use that one too. "Yes, I work for Glasgow City Council" or "Aye, coonsul" as I would say it. But I reckon a simple "yes" is the best answer. Or a simple, un-sarcastic, no-tone-to-it, "no". But that's a lot harder to do than a yes. See if folk would just shut the **** up tho, wow. T.. -- DarkTom *"DarkTom of Glasgow, one of the few uni riders here that you really musn't mess with" - GkMac "mondeos can fly" - Pebbles* 'I'm flogging off some old tat' (http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=283272) 'My Gallery' (http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/?g2_itemId=155049) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ DarkTom's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/6515 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#23
August 14th 07, 06:11 PM
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unicycling is not for clowns
i sometimes wear this shirt just because. It gets the point across. [image: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z.../DSC00663.jpg] -- Rubix Unicycle Not just for clowns anymore! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Rubix's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/14793 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#24
August 14th 07, 06:20 PM
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unicycling is not for clowns
So many people say to me "Hey what happen to the rest of your bike?" They thing they're so clever, but I hear it so often. -- austingillespie Pain is temporary, pride is forever ------------------------------------------------------------------------ austingillespie's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/15576 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#25
August 14th 07, 06:24 PM
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I like saying, "Oh I'm sorry, the correct response was, 'you're awesome!'...we also would have accepted, 'you rock!', but thanks for playing!....  I also carry around specially made cards that read: "Congratulations, you are the winner of the most UNoriginal comment of the day! Please redeem this card for an original thought." Below that it reads... "PS: For enlightenment, Search Youtube for extreme unicycling!" -- MuniAddict "On Earth it would be...12 noon" (Twilight zone episode, "To serve man.") My Videos: http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ttt8699 My favorite FG clip: http://tinyurl.com/28847b ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MuniAddict's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12920 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#26
August 14th 07, 07:08 PM
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I need to think of a comment short enough to say to the high schoolers who drive by(who have such imaginative comments as: go join the circus, freak!; I hate you!; and, ride that sh*t,f****t!) -- señor coolguy Bryan Waterman wrote: oh, I think my everybone is broken... Monty Python wrote: Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ señor coolguy's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/15188 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#27
August 14th 07, 07:21 PM
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Here's my card....easy to make and hand out!  +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Filename: card.jpg | |Download: http://www.unicyclist.com/attachment/21663 | +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- MuniAddict "On Earth it would be...12 noon" (Twilight zone episode, "To serve man.") My Videos: http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ttt8699 My favorite FG clip: http://tinyurl.com/28847b ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MuniAddict's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12920 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#28
August 14th 07, 07:27 PM
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unicycling is not for clowns
THat would be awesome to give out to jerks saying that!  -- CKCrowe 1-5 Hours a day¿¿¿¿¿DX user¿¿¿¿reviewing skills¿¿¿ ï£ïð¢Ø²¶ºÞæßÜÆ©.com http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=unicrankflipMy Youtube Account ------------------------------------------------------------------------ CKCrowe's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/13945 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#29
August 14th 07, 07:33 PM
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CKCrowe wrote: THat would be awesome to give out to jerks saying that! Or... +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Filename: card2.jpg | |Download: http://www.unicyclist.com/attachment/21665 | +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- MuniAddict "On Earth it would be...12 noon" (Twilight zone episode, "To serve man.") My Videos: http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ttt8699 My favorite FG clip: http://tinyurl.com/28847b ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MuniAddict's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12920 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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#30
August 14th 07, 08:52 PM
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And done! (the border didn't come out that great, but oh well) +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Filename: DSC01458.JPG | |Download: http://www.unicyclist.com/attachment/21666 | +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- MuniAddict "On Earth it would be...12 noon" (Twilight zone episode, "To serve man.") My Videos: http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ttt8699 My favorite FG clip: http://tinyurl.com/28847b ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MuniAddict's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12920 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/63442 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com
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