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Old May 2nd 11, 04:54 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Substance McGravitas
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Got one:
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-...0e f3c4cf%2C0

Now, if we can just bring LA to justice!
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Old May 2nd 11, 05:12 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On May 1, 9:54*pm, Substance McGravitas wrote:
Got one:http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-...ory?id=1350570...

Now, if we can just bring LA to justice!


STFU

Fred
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Old May 2nd 11, 05:39 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On 5/1/2011 9:12 PM, Fred wrote:
On May 1, 9:54 pm, Substance wrote:
Got one:http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-...ory?id=1350570...

Now, if we can just bring LA to justice!


STFU


It didn't occur to me that the comparison between OBL and LA might not
be obvious to some of the slower RBR readers.

- OBL was pursued for almost 10 years before being caught.
- Lafferty's been after LANCE longer than that.

- The men pursuing OBL did so at great personal sacrifice.
- Lafferty has sacrificed his job and his sanity to the pursuit of LA.

- OBL perpetrated the largest terrorist attack in US history.
- LA perpetrated the greatest fraud in sporting history.

- OBL .. nah, I think I'll save some for later.

If you need more, just give me another STFU and I'll be happy to oblige.
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Old May 2nd 11, 08:09 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Substance McGravitas a écrit profondement:

| It didn't occur to me that the comparison between OBL and LA might not
| be obvious to some of the slower RBR readers.

| - OBL was pursued for almost 10 years before being caught.
| - Lafferty's been after LANCE longer than that.

| - The men pursuing OBL did so at great personal sacrifice.
| - Lafferty has sacrificed his job and his sanity to the pursuit of LA.

| - OBL perpetrated the largest terrorist attack in US history.
| - LA perpetrated the greatest fraud in sporting history.

| - OBL .. nah, I think I'll save some for later.

| If you need more, just give me another STFU and I'll be happy to oblige.

PLONK

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Old May 2nd 11, 08:43 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On May 2, 1:39*am, Substance McGravitas wrote:
On 5/1/2011 9:12 PM, Fred wrote:

On May 1, 9:54 pm, Substance *wrote:
Got one:http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/osama-...ory?id=1350570...


Now, if we can just bring LA to justice!


STFU


It didn't occur to me that the comparison between OBL and LA might not
be obvious to some of the slower RBR readers.

- OBL was pursued for almost 10 years before being caught.
- Lafferty's been after LANCE longer than that.

- The men pursuing OBL did so at great personal sacrifice.
- Lafferty has sacrificed his job and his sanity to the pursuit of LA.

- OBL perpetrated the largest terrorist attack in US history.
- LA perpetrated the greatest fraud in sporting history.

- OBL .. nah, I think I'll save some for later.

If you need more, just give me another STFU and I'll be happy to oblige.


Dumbass,

OBL has multiple wives.
LA has multiple girlfriends who look like his mom.

OBL ran a global financial network disbursing money for
dubious purposes.
LA runs a charity of questionable operating standards
and finances.

OBL put it about that he was skulking from cave to cave
in a donkey, while really he was living in a walled compound
in a suburb of Islamabad and playing Wii: Rock Band.
LA wrote a memoir about his hardscrabble childhood but
lives in a posh compound in a suburb of Austin and
dates minor rock stars and near-celebrities.

OBL started a dubious fashion trend for combining traditional
tunics with off-brand Army camo fatigues.
LA ... yellow wristbands ... say no more.
Clearly the greater fashion criminal.

Finally, were I not outside the US at an undisclosed location today,
I would surely be in my backyard shooting my AK-47 in the air
to celebrate this news. And I hope that on a momentous Tuesday
in July when LA is brought to heel, that I will have the opportunity.

Fredmaster Ben Rotten



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Old May 2nd 11, 02:52 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Fredmaster of Brainerd a écrit profondement:


| OBL has multiple wives.

Davey figures you meant _lives_ and not _wives_

Ousammah has been dead for around 10 years now despite the persistent
"sightings"

Alex Jones reported it and even Fox News reported it back in December
2002 although the mainstream controlled propaganda machine ignored it.
http://www.prisonplanet.com/osama-bi...for-years.html

Also, it seems strange that M'bongo, in the space of less than a week, can
pull a Lazarus on Ousammah and "Find" a Birth Certificate that has been
"Lost" for years. Davey smells a Rat here.

Maybe he's just ****ed that he and that No-Class tart he's married to
didn't get invited to the Parasites' wedding.

Or maybe simply TNB.
http://24.246.52.43/rbr/multimedia/mbongo.mp3

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Old May 2nd 11, 03:06 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On May 2, 9:52*am, Davey Crockett wrote:
Fredmaster of Brainerd a écrit profondement:

| OBL has multiple wives.

Davey figures you meant _lives_ and not _wives_

Ousammah has been dead for around 10 years now despite the persistent
"sightings"

Alex Jones reported it and even Fox News reported it back in December
2002 although the mainstream controlled propaganda machine ignored it.http://www.prisonplanet.com/osama-bi...for-years.html

Also, it seems strange that M'bongo, in the space of less than a week, can
pull a Lazarus on Ousammah and "Find" a Birth Certificate that has been
"Lost" for years. Davey smells a Rat here.

Maybe he's just ****ed that he and that No-Class tart he's married to
didn't get invited to the Parasites' wedding.


As far as I can tell you don't need a reason to be ****ed off.

Yeah, the world sucks, everybody dopes, everyone's out to get you,
people die - will you now please shut up so I can enjoy the show/race/
day? Thanks. ~

R
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Old May 2nd 11, 03:19 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Simply Fred
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Davey Crockett wrote:
Alex Jones reported it and even Fox News reported it back in December
2002


If Faux news reported it then it must be true.
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Old May 2nd 11, 09:18 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On May 2, 10:52*am, Davey Crockett wrote:
Fredmaster of Brainerd a écrit profondement:

| OBL has multiple wives.

Davey figures you meant _lives_ and not _wives_

Ousammah has been dead for around 10 years now despite the persistent
"sightings"


The joke's on you, because BHO just eliminated OBL,
his sole rival for the title of Sheikh and Supreme Caliph
of All the Islamosocialistfascists.

It's all a Mafia family war when you get down to it,
and BHO showed he is the bigger gangster. Suck on
that fact, Aryan-boy.

Fredmaster Ben



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Old May 3rd 11, 02:43 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Substance McGravitas
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On 5/2/2011 6:52 AM, Davey Crockett wrote:
Fredmaster of Brainerd a écrit profondement:


| OBL has multiple wives.

Davey figures you meant _lives_ and not _wives_

Ousammah has been dead for around 10 years now despite the persistent
"sightings"

Alex Jones reported it and even Fox News reported it back in December
2002 although the mainstream controlled propaganda machine ignored it.
http://www.prisonplanet.com/osama-bi...for-years.html

Also, it seems strange that M'bongo, in the space of less than a week, can
pull a Lazarus on Ousammah and "Find" a Birth Certificate that has been
"Lost" for years. Davey smells a Rat here.

Maybe he's just ****ed that he and that No-Class tart he's married to
didn't get invited to the Parasites' wedding.

Or maybe simply TNB.
http://24.246.52.43/rbr/multimedia/mbongo.mp3


That's some very persuasive stuff.
 




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