Top Gear Driving Song

Top Gear are having a survey for the best ever driving song..

Can I respectfully suggest voting for Queen and 'Bicycle Race'? (I want
to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like..)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/

...d

"David Martin" wrote in message
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Top Gear are having a survey for the best ever driving song..

Can I respectfully suggest voting for Queen and 'Bicycle Race'? (I want
to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like..)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/

..d


As in...

QUEEN LYRICS

Bicycle Race
Written by Freddie Mercury

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my -
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks, get set, go!
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want a bicycle race

Hey
You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't want to be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
'cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle (yeah) bicycle (eh) bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle (c'mon) bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

"David Martin" wrote in message
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Top Gear are having a survey for the best ever driving song..

Can I respectfully suggest voting for Queen and 'Bicycle Race'? (I want
to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like..)

You can suggest it but it's eclipsed by Queen's 'I'm In love With my Car'

I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

"vernon levy" wrote in message
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"David Martin" wrote in message
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Top Gear are having a survey for the best ever driving song..

Can I respectfully suggest voting for Queen and 'Bicycle Race'? (I want
to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like..)

You can suggest it but it's eclipsed by Queen's 'I'm In love With my Car'

I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

I think the idea is to annoy the woolly-haired w*nker rather than actually
choose a song that has a 'car' theme.

Anything which annoys the woolly-haired w*nker is fine by me :-)

Cheers, helen s

wafflycat wrote:
"vernon levy" wrote in message
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"David Martin" wrote in message
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Top Gear are having a survey for the best ever driving song..

Can I respectfully suggest voting for Queen and 'Bicycle Race'? (I want
to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like..)

You can suggest it but it's eclipsed by Queen's 'I'm In love With my Car'

I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

I think the idea is to annoy the woolly-haired w*nker rather than actually
choose a song that has a 'car' theme.

Anything which annoys the woolly-haired w*nker is fine by me :-)

Spot on.. Especially after he wanders across the road in Oxford without
looking and complains about nearly being mown down by a bike.. Nice
shot of a kid on a trialerbike in Oxford though.

...d

On Sun, 29 May 2005 13:10:21 -0700, David Martin wrote:
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Spot on.. Especially after he wanders across the road in Oxford without
looking and complains about nearly being mown down by a bike.. Nice shot
of a kid on a trialerbike in Oxford though.

I knew this would come up.
It was tongue in cheek.
I have this suspicion that he did it deliberately to provoke
a reponse in groups like this.
Let's have a sense of humour here.

"John Hearns" wrote in message
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On Sun, 29 May 2005 13:10:21 -0700, David Martin wrote:
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Spot on.. Especially after he wanders across the road in Oxford without
looking and complains about nearly being mown down by a bike.. Nice shot
of a kid on a trialerbike in Oxford though.

I knew this would come up.
It was tongue in cheek.
I have this suspicion that he did it deliberately to provoke
a reponse in groups like this.
Let's have a sense of humour here.

I think a lot of what Clarkson says and writes is done purely to provoke a
reaction and I imagine he gets a lot of amusement from the responses.
I think some of the folk on this NG could do with lightening up a bit, a few
weeks on a traditional factory floor with various characters humour ranging
from the ultra dry to the slap-stick might be good.
Does riding a lot on their own make them insular or do they ride on their
own a lot because they're insular? ;-)
dons asbestos coat

Pete

"Peter B" wrote in message
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I think a lot of what Clarkson says and writes is done purely to provoke a
reaction and I imagine he gets a lot of amusement from the responses.

I'm sure he does, but it still doesn't change the fact he's a petrol-headed,
woolly-haired ******, who appeals to the worst of brain-dead boy-racers who
like to view the road as their personal race-tracks and are the kind who end
up abusing other road users.

I think some of the folk on this NG could do with lightening up a bit, a
few
weeks on a traditional factory floor with various characters humour
ranging
from the ultra dry to the slap-stick might be good.

Slap-stick is fun. Clarkson is a prick.

Cheers, helen s



Does riding a lot on their own make them insular or do they ride on their
own a lot because they're insular? ;-)
dons asbestos coat

Pete

Can I respectfully suggest voting for Queen and 'Bicycle Race'? (I want
to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like..)

You can suggest it but it's eclipsed by Queen's 'I'm In love With my
Car'

I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

I think the idea is to annoy the woolly-haired w*nker rather than actually
choose a song that has a 'car' theme.

And if you think the pachydermic Clarkson will be rattled then the
collective wit displayed here is bettered by Clarkson. I'm quite fond of his
wind ups. Am I alone in not being wound up by his capers?

"wafflycat" waffles*A*T*v21net*D*O*T*co*D*O*T*uk wrote in message
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who appeals to the worst of brain-dead boy-racers who
like to view the road as their personal race-tracks and are the kind who
end
up abusing other road users.

I agree there is a problem there.

Pete