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On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 11:20:04 +0000, Judith wrote:




the ****wit


One of the anatomical features that characterises the hagfish is the
duct which leads from the esophagus to the exterior on the left side only
and opens behind the rearmost gill opening.

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On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:41:58 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:



halfwit.

This duct is called the oesophagocutaneous duct.


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On 08/03/2012 23:40, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:48:13 +0000,
wrote:

On 08/03/2012 08:41, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:
On 07/03/2012 21:06, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:20:58 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 07/03/2012 06:54, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:54:18 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

I wonder if there are any d-i-y experts here (non-electrical)

I'll try to help Judith.

Judith asked for a DIY *expert*.

Posted by the incompetent ****wit who needs instructions to assemble
IKEA furniture...

Posted by the illiterate handyman who cannot read IKEA instructions -
and knows better anyway.

We have covered this before halfwit. Please explain to the rest of the class
how it is possible to 'read' pictures.

Well, to be fair... you can "read" a map and a map is really only an
annotated picture.

But I don't suppose Meds can read one of those either.

I can read them well enough to spot that a railway station isn't inside
a medieval castle.

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On 08/03/2012 23:43, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:51:01 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect
they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the
rattle.

I really must tell my growing list of customers not to book me anymore.

I know I have prospered through the worst recession in living memory,
have more work than I can handle, run the most successful handyman
business in the area and am the only Fair Trader handyman service in
town.

Good for you. I am genuinely happy the drains in Medway are in such a
state that your craft is in high demand.

I wonder why cyclists have this fascination with drains? Perhaps its
because they ride in the gutter? Or smell like sewers?

Cwispin; Your homework tonight. Look up the meaning of the word
'handyman' and the phrase 'drain cleaner'. Compare & contrast.

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On 08/03/2012 23:39, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Thu, 8 Mar 2012 01:37:32 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Mar 8, 6:58 am, Bertie wrote:

Is there any need for such abusive responses?

No. Except in the special case of Meds.

He can't take it like he can dish it out though, can he?

Nope. He called me a "****wit", and I called him a "handyman", and
he's the one complaining.

Entirely accurate. You are without any doubt a ****wit.

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On Sun, 11 Mar 2012 09:26:10 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 08/03/2012 23:43, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:51:01 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect
they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the
rattle.

I really must tell my growing list of customers not to book me anymore.

I know I have prospered through the worst recession in living memory,
have more work than I can handle, run the most successful handyman
business in the area and am the only Fair Trader handyman service in
town.

Good for you. I am genuinely happy the drains in Medway are in such a
state that your craft is in high demand.

I wonder why cyclists have this fascination with drains? Perhaps its
because they ride in the gutter? Or smell like sewers?

Cwispin; Your homework tonight. Look up the meaning of the word
'handyman' and the phrase 'drain cleaner'. Compare & contrast.

=====Quote=====
A handyperson, handyman, or handywoman is a a person competent in a
variety of trade skills, inventive/ingenious repair, and maintenance
work. The term often describes someone who is paid for the application
of these skills around the home. Tasks for which a handyperson is
employed may be as simple as a minor drywall repair, or as complex as
remodeling a bathroom.
Some handypeople are more skilled than others and perform more than
just general repairs. A good handyperson is skillful, dexterous,
practical, clever, able, competent, and proficient in whatever it is
they are doing. Some handypeople are licensed and insured. Some are
not. There are different laws for different jurisdictions and
licensing/insurance are not always required. For safety reasons, some
jurisdictions disallow handypeople from working on plumbing (they can
undertake minor works such as replacing taps, connecting up new sinks,
fixing dripping taps or installing new washing machines etc.),
electrical wiring or gas-fitting services without being licensed in
the applicable trade.
While many handypeople can be found through the traditional methods
(referral, search engine, telephone directory, newspaper etc.), some
are hired as day labor from the parking lots of local hardware stores.
Since a handyperson is often given access to the interior of a home,
trustworthiness and general comfort level are of great concern when
hiring one. Often, the best way to find a good handyperson is through
referrals from friends and family.
Handyperson is a generic term used to describe a person with various
skills in home improvement. Some handypeople are able to perform
anything from minor to major home repairs, or even build an entire
house. The latter is the least common among handypeople, and usually
people expect services such as painting, minor plumbing, minor
electrical, furniture assembly and other kinds of home repair.
Furniture assemblers have grown in number ever since the furniture
industry has moved toward compact delivery and boxes which fit through
narrow hallways. Many skilled workers prefer larger jobs, and tend
toward working for bigger Contractors or building their own
Contracting company. The cost of hiring a handypersom will vary, but
most often the best price comes not from the preliminary estimates and
comparison, but from trying to find the best, honest handyperson
available, and hiring him or her. It's usually the most efficient to
search for someone local, since most handypeople willing to do a
smaller job would have to add extra fees for travel time and expenses.
In many parts of the world, there are professional "handyman"
companies - professional, for-profit, organizations that will perform
these types of smaller home or commercial projects. They often claim
the benefit of being properly insured and licensed (where applicable)
and to provide scheduling and customer service functions for their
staff of handypeople. They operate in a variety of ways; from some
that have full-time handypeople as direct employees to others that act
only as a matching service to sub-contracted, independent handypeople.
=====/Quote=====

There is nothing in that definition which excludes a competent
handyman from cleaning drains. But, of course, you may not be a
competent handyman.

On 11/03/2012 20:47, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2012 09:26:10 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 08/03/2012 23:43, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:51:01 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect
they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the
rattle.

I really must tell my growing list of customers not to book me anymore.

I know I have prospered through the worst recession in living memory,
have more work than I can handle, run the most successful handyman
business in the area and am the only Fair Trader handyman service in
town.

Good for you. I am genuinely happy the drains in Medway are in such a
state that your craft is in high demand.

I wonder why cyclists have this fascination with drains? Perhaps its
because they ride in the gutter? Or smell like sewers?

Cwispin; Your homework tonight. Look up the meaning of the word
'handyman' and the phrase 'drain cleaner'. Compare& contrast.

=====Quote=====
A handyperson, handyman, or handywoman is a a person competent in a
variety of trade skills, inventive/ingenious repair, and maintenance
work. The term often describes someone who is paid for the application
of these skills around the home. Tasks for which a handyperson is
employed may be as simple as a minor drywall repair, or as complex as
remodeling a bathroom.
Some handypeople are more skilled than others and perform more than
just general repairs. A good handyperson is skillful, dexterous,
practical, clever, able, competent, and proficient in whatever it is
they are doing. Some handypeople are licensed and insured. Some are
not. There are different laws for different jurisdictions and
licensing/insurance are not always required. For safety reasons, some
jurisdictions disallow handypeople from working on plumbing (they can
undertake minor works such as replacing taps, connecting up new sinks,
fixing dripping taps or installing new washing machines etc.),
electrical wiring or gas-fitting services without being licensed in
the applicable trade.
While many handypeople can be found through the traditional methods
(referral, search engine, telephone directory, newspaper etc.), some
are hired as day labor from the parking lots of local hardware stores.
Since a handyperson is often given access to the interior of a home,
trustworthiness and general comfort level are of great concern when
hiring one. Often, the best way to find a good handyperson is through
referrals from friends and family.
Handyperson is a generic term used to describe a person with various
skills in home improvement. Some handypeople are able to perform
anything from minor to major home repairs, or even build an entire
house. The latter is the least common among handypeople, and usually
people expect services such as painting, minor plumbing, minor
electrical, furniture assembly and other kinds of home repair.
Furniture assemblers have grown in number ever since the furniture
industry has moved toward compact delivery and boxes which fit through
narrow hallways. Many skilled workers prefer larger jobs, and tend
toward working for bigger Contractors or building their own
Contracting company. The cost of hiring a handypersom will vary, but
most often the best price comes not from the preliminary estimates and
comparison, but from trying to find the best, honest handyperson
available, and hiring him or her. It's usually the most efficient to
search for someone local, since most handypeople willing to do a
smaller job would have to add extra fees for travel time and expenses.
In many parts of the world, there are professional "handyman"
companies - professional, for-profit, organizations that will perform
these types of smaller home or commercial projects. They often claim
the benefit of being properly insured and licensed (where applicable)
and to provide scheduling and customer service functions for their
staff of handypeople. They operate in a variety of ways; from some
that have full-time handypeople as direct employees to others that act
only as a matching service to sub-contracted, independent handypeople.
=====/Quote=====


First of all Wriggling Cwispin let me thank you for confirming that I'm:

Competent, inventive/ingenious skillful, dexterous,
practical, clever, able and proficient.

There is nothing in that definition which excludes a competent
handyman from cleaning drains.

The definition you had to copy from Wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handyman

....because you are not bright enough to work out for yourself what a
handyman does?

The phrase 'drain cleaning' does appear once, in a list of 80+ tasks
that a handyman 'may' carry out.

But, of course, you may not be a competent handyman.

Perhaps you could explain to the class, without wriggling, how I have
(a) prospered through the worst recession in living memory and (b)
maintained my Fair Trader accreditation if I'm as incompetent as you and
numb-nuts claim?

Everyone is waiting Cwispin. No wriggling now boy.






--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:28:15 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

Perhaps you could explain to the class, without wriggling, how I have
(a) prospered through the worst recession in living memory and (b)
maintained my Fair Trader accreditation if I'm as incompetent as you and
numb-nuts claim?

Luck?

Everyone is waiting Cwispin. No wriggling now boy.

"Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in message
...

On 11/03/2012 20:47, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Sun, 11 Mar 2012 09:26:10 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 08/03/2012 23:43, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:51:01 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect
they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the
rattle.

I really must tell my growing list of customers not to book me anymore.

I know I have prospered through the worst recession in living memory,
have more work than I can handle, run the most successful handyman
business in the area and am the only Fair Trader handyman service in
town.

Good for you. I am genuinely happy the drains in Medway are in such a
state that your craft is in high demand.

I wonder why cyclists have this fascination with drains? Perhaps its
because they ride in the gutter? Or smell like sewers?

Cwispin; Your homework tonight. Look up the meaning of the word
'handyman' and the phrase 'drain cleaner'. Compare& contrast.

=====Quote=====
A handyperson, handyman, or handywoman is a a person competent in a
variety of trade skills, inventive/ingenious repair, and maintenance
work. The term often describes someone who is paid for the application
of these skills around the home. Tasks for which a handyperson is
employed may be as simple as a minor drywall repair, or as complex as
remodeling a bathroom.
Some handypeople are more skilled than others and perform more than
just general repairs. A good handyperson is skillful, dexterous,
practical, clever, able, competent, and proficient in whatever it is
they are doing. Some handypeople are licensed and insured. Some are
not. There are different laws for different jurisdictions and
licensing/insurance are not always required. For safety reasons, some
jurisdictions disallow handypeople from working on plumbing (they can
undertake minor works such as replacing taps, connecting up new sinks,
fixing dripping taps or installing new washing machines etc.),
electrical wiring or gas-fitting services without being licensed in
the applicable trade.
While many handypeople can be found through the traditional methods
(referral, search engine, telephone directory, newspaper etc.), some
are hired as day labor from the parking lots of local hardware stores.
Since a handyperson is often given access to the interior of a home,
trustworthiness and general comfort level are of great concern when
hiring one. Often, the best way to find a good handyperson is through
referrals from friends and family.
Handyperson is a generic term used to describe a person with various
skills in home improvement. Some handypeople are able to perform
anything from minor to major home repairs, or even build an entire
house. The latter is the least common among handypeople, and usually
people expect services such as painting, minor plumbing, minor
electrical, furniture assembly and other kinds of home repair.
Furniture assemblers have grown in number ever since the furniture
industry has moved toward compact delivery and boxes which fit through
narrow hallways. Many skilled workers prefer larger jobs, and tend
toward working for bigger Contractors or building their own
Contracting company. The cost of hiring a handypersom will vary, but
most often the best price comes not from the preliminary estimates and
comparison, but from trying to find the best, honest handyperson
available, and hiring him or her. It's usually the most efficient to
search for someone local, since most handypeople willing to do a
smaller job would have to add extra fees for travel time and expenses.
In many parts of the world, there are professional "handyman"
companies - professional, for-profit, organizations that will perform
these types of smaller home or commercial projects. They often claim
the benefit of being properly insured and licensed (where applicable)
and to provide scheduling and customer service functions for their
staff of handypeople. They operate in a variety of ways; from some
that have full-time handypeople as direct employees to others that act
only as a matching service to sub-contracted, independent handypeople.
=====/Quote=====


First of all Wriggling Cwispin let me thank you for confirming that I'm:

Competent, inventive/ingenious skillful, dexterous,
practical, clever, able and proficient.

There is nothing in that definition which excludes a competent
handyman from cleaning drains.

The definition you had to copy from Wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handyman

....because you are not bright enough to work out for yourself what a
handyman does?

The phrase 'drain cleaning' does appear once, in a list of 80+ tasks
that a handyman 'may' carry out.

But, of course, you may not be a competent handyman.

Perhaps you could explain to the class, without wriggling, how I have
(a) prospered through the worst recession in living memory and (b)
maintained my Fair Trader accreditation if I'm as incompetent as you and
numb-nuts claim?

Everyone is waiting Cwispin. No wriggling now boy.


Aside from which, I think it should be explained that a self-employed drain
cleaner earns much, much more money than a teacher could possibly even dream
about. He is more likely to live in a 5 bedroom house in a leafy lane with a
brand new car (at his accountant's behest) parked in the drive.
The thought of someone attempting to denigrate this occupation is totally
laughable, as it shows they have absolutely no grasp of reality.





--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On Sun, 11 Mar 2012 09:29:54 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:



You are without any doubt a ****wit.

Four pairs of tentacles surround the mouth and the opening for the
nasopharyngeal duct.



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Life is a veneral disease with 100% mortality.