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news On Thu, 04 Oct 2018 04:05:26 +0100, rbowman

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On 10/03/2018 04:45 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
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On 10/02/2018 04:44 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 30 Sep 2018 20:27:05 +0100, Rod Speed

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"Jimmy Wilkinson Knife" wrote in message
news On Mon, 10 Sep 2018 05:45:16 +0100, rbowman

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On 09/09/2018 01:08 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
I really ****ed off a horserider once. I was
driving
a very
old
Range
Rover automatic which had a conversion to LPG. It
very
often
misfired,
made loud bangs, and changed gear without warning.
I
managed
to
cause a
small explosion and a loud revving of the engine
just
as I
passed a
horserider coming the other way along a narrow
country
road.
The
horse
**** itself, and so did the rider.

I did better than that... I was coming down a narrow
road
that
went
past
a dude ranch on my Harley. Coming the other was was a
herd of
dudes
on
their docile refugees from a canning factory led by a
genuine
wild
west
cowboy. ****head's horse had a nervous breakdown
while
the
guests'
nags
barely roused from their stupor.

it doesn't take much to set them off. I've worked
with
horses
enough
to
know most of them are a neurotic bundle of nerves. If
the
horse
can't
handle public roads, trailer it to a nice quiet horse
trail
someplace.

Indeed. Horses on roads were fine, before the
invention
of
the
motor
car.

They weren't actually, lots got killed by them bolting
etc.

They're not the brightest of animals.

A common description around here is a cowboy is the third
dumbest
critter riding the second dumbest and chasing the first
dumbest.

I would agree with that statement.

I wouldn't, sheep are a lot dumber than cattle.

I'd say they were equally stupid.

No, you can turn cattle out in the forest in the spring and
expect to
find most of them in the fall, minus the few that walk off
cliffs
etc.
Try that with sheep and the first thing they will do is find
something
poisonous to eat. Then the survivors will find a fence line
to
pile
up
against and smother half of them. The remnant will then try
to
drown
themselves in a creek. The hardy few survivors will get eaten
by the
bears, wolves, mountain lions, and coyotes.

We do have wild bighorn sheep that can fend for themselves
but
centuries
of breeding have dumbed down the domestic version.

Besides, sheep are an excuse for blue heelers.

Maybe they should let the stupid sheep all die off,

Trouble is that with the current bred sheep, that is all of
them.

then the next generation will be more sensible.

Fraid not when they are all dead.

Then give up on the species altogether.

But then I wouldn't be able to eat their legs roasted.

Much prefer that to any other meat except steaks.

Doesn't it all taste pretty much the same? "Tastes like chicken".

Nope. Roast leg of lamb doesn't taste anything
like chicken. Neither does a steak or pork.

It all tastes like rotten food to me.

Yes, you actually are that stupid.

And much prefer their wool to synthetics too.

I don't. Cotton is much more comfortable.

It is for stuff like T shirts and shorts and jeans
but wool is much better for sox and jumpers.

I prefer cotton socks

More fool you.

and I don't wear jumpers.

More fool you.

I thought only girls wore jumpers.

Never heard that one before.

I think we have another translation problem.

Yes, you barbarians call them sweaters.

If you're sweating while wearing one, you shouldn't be wearing one.

Depends on how long you are sweating for. If its just for a short time
while doing something particularly energetic, and plan to stop doing
that and sit around after doing that, it makes more sense to leave it on.

And risk dehydration,

No risk of that.

or have to drink extra fluids?

No need to do that either.

No. I'd take it off and tie it around my waist while working.

More fool you.

On 10/6/18 6:05 AM, The Peeler wrote:
On Fri, 5 Oct 2018 08:26:20 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:


Britain does make some good cheese though I prefer Dubliner or Cambozola.

You obviously prefer the "cheese" on the Scottish ******'s unwashed cock,
you abnormal senile Yankietard!


Glad you agree that that Wilkinson thing is a spineless little worm.

On 10/5/18 9:29 PM, The Peeler wrote:
On Thu, 4 Oct 2018 19:57:59 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:



Don't Clydesdales have noses?

Yeah, about three feet higher than the fence...

Can't they lower their heads together with their noses, driveling senile
idiot? BG

and that Jimmy Wilkinson Knife is a jerk, a cad, and a weasel.

On 10/6/18 6:04 AM, The Peeler wrote:
On Fri, 5 Oct 2018 08:21:33 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:

207 lines of crap snipped

Wow! Four consecutive posts containing a total of 605 lines!

Do you really expect antone to waste their time reading all
that crap?

Oh, and another two further down the thread with 243 lines
between them!

I'll give them a miss, if you don't mind.


Apparently you do, to the extent of counting the lines of well crafted
prose. Get a life.

"Counting the lines", you delusional, senile, gossiping, Yankie *******?
Every GOOD newsreader displays the number of lines of each message by
default!


So you agree that that Uncle Peter thing is a festering pustule on a
weasel's rump?

On 10/6/18 9:09 AM, The Peeler wrote:
On Sat, 6 Oct 2018 05:46:37 +1000, cantankerous trolling senile geezer Rot
Speed blabbered, again:

FLUSH over 200 lines of stinking troll ****

...and much better air in here again!

And you are agreeing that James Wilkinson Sword is a stench, a
revulsion, and a big suck on a sour lemon?

On 10/6/18 8:51 PM, The Peeler wrote:
On Sat, 6 Oct 2018 13:17:21 +1000, cantankerous trolling senile geezer Rot
Speed blabbered, again:

FLUSH 248 lines of stinking troll **** unread again

...and much better air in here again!

So you agree that that Jimmy thing is a malformity.

On 10/6/18 2:06 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
Males never need more than a tshirt.

Liar.

On 10/6/18 6:09 AM, The Peeler wrote:
On Fri, 5 Oct 2018 08:27:18 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:


Some weirdos drink goat's milk. Apparently it's quite disgusting.

Depends on the goat.

Some senile Yankie weirdos like you suck unwashed Scottish troll cock ...and
apparently can never get enough of it!

I agree with you that Jimmy Wilkinson Knife is vile and worthless.

On 10/6/18 6:09 AM, The Peeler wrote:
On Fri, 5 Oct 2018 08:34:20 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blabbered again:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouflon

Supposedly the original sheep had 60 chromosomes like goats and
selective breeding lost a few. It's like selective breeding of Dane
warriors dumbed the breed down to Theresa May.

BOTH of you rare retards are most likely the result of heavy inbreeding!

So the inbred Mr Macaw is a weed and a fungus?

On 10/6/18 8:52 PM, The Peeler wrote:
On Sat, 6 Oct 2018 10:21:51 +1000, cantankerous trolling senile geezer Rot
Speed blabbered, again:

FLUSH another 116 lines of the two abnormal idiots' stinking troll ****

Glad you agree that Jimmy is a despicable little ****.