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I know plenty of people who are old, who are still active physically,
mentally and socially. Much modern research indicates that people who
are
active socially have much lower rates of depression, illness, and
mortality.

If you live long enough, you will get depressed, become ill and
experience
mortality. It happens to everyone, even to libidinous morons like GaryG.

We'll all eventually get ill and die, ED...but along the way to that
ultimate fate there's no reason to be unhappy (as you apparently are), and
unloved (as you certainly are), and celibate (as you claim to be). The
path
through life can include joy, wonder, love, intellectual and physical
challenges, and yes, the joy of sex too. You're just too ****ed up and
fearful to find those things for yourself, and so you spend your time
boasting about your "greatness" as a way of ignoring your, um,
shortcomings.

If you are into sex for any other purpose than creating new life, then you
are degenerate and are going to burn in Hell forever! Be celibate or begone!

Gary, hardly anyone in this world understands us hermits. I LIKE to be
alone. A perfect day for me is one where I don't have any contact with
anyone.

And yet you contact people many times per day with your trolling
boastful
bull**** here on Usenet. It's pretty obvious that you are fearful to
do
so
in the real world, but that you still need some sort of human contact,
so
you limit yourself to doing it from behind the safety of your keyboard.

No, whatever I do here on Usenet is nothing but fun and games. It is
worth
maybe an hour a day or so of my time.

Interesting...so what do you do the rest of the time? What's your job?
And
why do you write so little about bikes? I suspect you're a fat hermit who
watches a whole lot of TV (primarily FOX News and porn, I'd guess).

You are the porn viewer since you are the one who constantly blathers about
"the joy of sex." I tell you, there is no joy in Mudville for mighty Casey
has struck out at the bat.
[...]

"In any event, it is quite normal for folks to withdraw from social
affairs
and society as they get older. Those few who don't do this are
universally
regarded as old fools." - Ed Dolan

Quoting yourself, and claiming your bizarre views are "universal" is yet
another indicator of mental illness, ED.

I frequently have to say things twice for idiots since they do not seem to
be able to get it the first time.
[...]

Nope, your grandfather put on a good front for the rest of the world, but
he
was doubtless cruel and inhuman to your grandmother and drove her crazy.
We
men are very good at driving women crazy. I would like to know just how
cruel and inhuman you are to your wife. I am sure history is repeating
itself and you are doing to your wife what your grandfather did to your
grandmother. You are no better than he was.

Yawn...you're either projecting more of your bizarre fantasies about men
and
women (a subject in which you have no practical experience), or you're
just
being a troll (a subject in which you have vast experience).

BTW...I'm not married (yet).

Even so, I am telling you something about your grandfather that you never
suspected. Yea, your grandmother was a more saintly woman than you ever
thought possible because she put up with your devil of a grandfather. He
drove her mad! I do not believe you should ever marry as you would drive any
woman as equally mad as your devilish grandfather drove your saintly
grandmother - mad as a hatter!
[...]

I am as sound as a dollar, in fact sounder since the dollar is not worth
much anymore. I glory in my sanity and consider most of the rest of the
world insane.

Have you ever shared these feelings with a competent mental health
professional? Much of your writing seems to point to an underlying
personality disorder and/or depression. These conditions can be treated
with modern drugs and/or therapy. Has your family and/or acquaintances
ever
suggested you seek professional help/counseling? I'd be surprised if they
hadn't.

Anyone who does not agree with me 100% is ipso facto insane. That goes
without saying, but I say it anyway for the benefit of all the idiots in the
world.

This most definitely includes GaryG who does not know how to
read anything except his own words. This is a prescription for never
learning anything new. What he knows about hermits like Ed Dolan the
Great
and Great Saints like Saint Edward the Great is next to nothing!

I've read enough of your words to know that you're a sad, lonely, angry,
sexless, unloved, misogynstic curmudgeon whose only outlet for human
contact
is Usenet, and whose boasts of "greatness" are shallow attempts to cover
up
rather obvious personal problems.

I do not believe I have ever had a personal problem in my life. Nay, all my
problems have been other people, never me!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. I think we are ready to take our show on the road. How about we call
ourselves the Ed & Gary Show. My name should be first since you are the
foil.

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[...]
I know plenty of people who are old, who are still active
physically, mentally and socially. Much modern research indicates
that people who
are
active socially have much lower rates of depression, illness, and
mortality.

If you live long enough, you will get depressed, become ill and
experience
mortality. It happens to everyone, even to libidinous morons like
GaryG.

We'll all eventually get ill and die, ED...but along the way to that
ultimate fate there's no reason to be unhappy (as you apparently
are), and unloved (as you certainly are), and celibate (as you claim
to be). The path
through life can include joy, wonder, love, intellectual and physical
challenges, and yes, the joy of sex too. You're just too ****ed up
and fearful to find those things for yourself, and so you spend your
time boasting about your "greatness" as a way of ignoring your, um,
shortcomings.

If you are into sex for any other purpose than creating new life, then
you are degenerate and are going to burn in Hell forever! Be celibate
or begone!

Gary, hardly anyone in this world understands us hermits. I LIKE
to be alone. A perfect day for me is one where I don't have any
contact with anyone.

And yet you contact people many times per day with your trolling
boastful
bull**** here on Usenet. It's pretty obvious that you are fearful
to do
so
in the real world, but that you still need some sort of human
contact,
so
you limit yourself to doing it from behind the safety of your
keyboard.

No, whatever I do here on Usenet is nothing but fun and games. It is
worth
maybe an hour a day or so of my time.

Interesting...so what do you do the rest of the time? What's your
job? And
why do you write so little about bikes? I suspect you're a fat
hermit who watches a whole lot of TV (primarily FOX News and porn,
I'd guess).

You are the porn viewer since you are the one who constantly blathers
about "the joy of sex." I tell you, there is no joy in Mudville for
mighty Casey has struck out at the bat.
[...]

"In any event, it is quite normal for folks to withdraw from social
affairs
and society as they get older. Those few who don't do this are
universally
regarded as old fools." - Ed Dolan

Quoting yourself, and claiming your bizarre views are "universal" is
yet another indicator of mental illness, ED.

I frequently have to say things twice for idiots since they do not
seem to be able to get it the first time.
[...]

Nope, your grandfather put on a good front for the rest of the
world, but
he
was doubtless cruel and inhuman to your grandmother and drove her
crazy.
We
men are very good at driving women crazy. I would like to know just
how cruel and inhuman you are to your wife. I am sure history is
repeating itself and you are doing to your wife what your
grandfather did to your grandmother. You are no better than he was.

Yawn...you're either projecting more of your bizarre fantasies about
men and
women (a subject in which you have no practical experience), or
you're just
being a troll (a subject in which you have vast experience).

BTW...I'm not married (yet).

Even so, I am telling you something about your grandfather that you
never suspected. Yea, your grandmother was a more saintly woman than
you ever thought possible because she put up with your devil of a
grandfather. He drove her mad! I do not believe you should ever marry
as you would drive any woman as equally mad as your devilish
grandfather drove your saintly grandmother - mad as a hatter!
[...]

I am as sound as a dollar, in fact sounder since the dollar is not
worth much anymore. I glory in my sanity and consider most of the
rest of the world insane.

Have you ever shared these feelings with a competent mental health
professional? Much of your writing seems to point to an underlying
personality disorder and/or depression. These conditions can be
treated with modern drugs and/or therapy. Has your family and/or
acquaintances ever
suggested you seek professional help/counseling? I'd be surprised if
they hadn't.

Anyone who does not agree with me 100% is ipso facto insane. That goes
without saying, but I say it anyway for the benefit of all the idiots
in the world.

This most definitely includes GaryG who does not know how to
read anything except his own words. This is a prescription for never
learning anything new. What he knows about hermits like Ed Dolan the
Great
and Great Saints like Saint Edward the Great is next to nothing!

I've read enough of your words to know that you're a sad, lonely,
angry, sexless, unloved, misogynstic curmudgeon whose only outlet for
human contact
is Usenet, and whose boasts of "greatness" are shallow attempts to
cover up
rather obvious personal problems.

I do not believe I have ever had a personal problem in my life. Nay,
all my problems have been other people, never me!



If you took your meds like the nice doctor told you to, you would feel
this way eddy

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[...]
I know plenty of people who are old, who are still active physically,
mentally and socially. Much modern research indicates that people
who
are
active socially have much lower rates of depression, illness, and
mortality.

If you live long enough, you will get depressed, become ill and
experience
mortality. It happens to everyone, even to libidinous morons like
GaryG.

We'll all eventually get ill and die, ED...but along the way to that
ultimate fate there's no reason to be unhappy (as you apparently are),
and
unloved (as you certainly are), and celibate (as you claim to be). The
path
through life can include joy, wonder, love, intellectual and physical
challenges, and yes, the joy of sex too. You're just too ****ed up and
fearful to find those things for yourself, and so you spend your time
boasting about your "greatness" as a way of ignoring your, um,
shortcomings.

If you are into sex for any other purpose than creating new life, then you
are degenerate and are going to burn in Hell forever! Be celibate or
begone!

Have you ever shared these feelings with a qualified mental health
practitioner?


Gary, hardly anyone in this world understands us hermits. I LIKE to
be
alone. A perfect day for me is one where I don't have any contact
with
anyone.

And yet you contact people many times per day with your trolling
boastful
bull**** here on Usenet. It's pretty obvious that you are fearful to
do
so
in the real world, but that you still need some sort of human
contact,
so
you limit yourself to doing it from behind the safety of your
keyboard.

No, whatever I do here on Usenet is nothing but fun and games. It is
worth
maybe an hour a day or so of my time.

Interesting...so what do you do the rest of the time? What's your job?
And
why do you write so little about bikes? I suspect you're a fat hermit
who
watches a whole lot of TV (primarily FOX News and porn, I'd guess).

You are the porn viewer since you are the one who constantly blathers
about
"the joy of sex." I tell you, there is no joy in Mudville for mighty Casey
has struck out at the bat.
[...]

"In any event, it is quite normal for folks to withdraw from social
affairs
and society as they get older. Those few who don't do this are
universally
regarded as old fools." - Ed Dolan

Quoting yourself, and claiming your bizarre views are "universal" is yet
another indicator of mental illness, ED.

I frequently have to say things twice for idiots since they do not seem to
be able to get it the first time.

Have you ever shared these feelings with a qualified mental health
practitioner?

[...]

Nope, your grandfather put on a good front for the rest of the world,
but
he
was doubtless cruel and inhuman to your grandmother and drove her
crazy.
We
men are very good at driving women crazy. I would like to know just how
cruel and inhuman you are to your wife. I am sure history is repeating
itself and you are doing to your wife what your grandfather did to your
grandmother. You are no better than he was.

Yawn...you're either projecting more of your bizarre fantasies about men
and
women (a subject in which you have no practical experience), or you're
just
being a troll (a subject in which you have vast experience).

BTW...I'm not married (yet).

Even so, I am telling you something about your grandfather that you never
suspected. Yea, your grandmother was a more saintly woman than you ever
thought possible because she put up with your devil of a grandfather. He
drove her mad! I do not believe you should ever marry as you would drive
any
woman as equally mad as your devilish grandfather drove your saintly
grandmother - mad as a hatter!
[...]

I am as sound as a dollar, in fact sounder since the dollar is not
worth
much anymore. I glory in my sanity and consider most of the rest of the
world insane.

Have you ever shared these feelings with a competent mental health
professional? Much of your writing seems to point to an underlying
personality disorder and/or depression. These conditions can be treated
with modern drugs and/or therapy. Has your family and/or acquaintances
ever
suggested you seek professional help/counseling? I'd be surprised if
they
hadn't.

Anyone who does not agree with me 100% is ipso facto insane. That goes
without saying, but I say it anyway for the benefit of all the idiots in
the
world.

Have you ever shared these feelings with a qualified mental health
practitioner?

This most definitely includes GaryG who does not know how to
read anything except his own words. This is a prescription for never
learning anything new. What he knows about hermits like Ed Dolan the
Great
and Great Saints like Saint Edward the Great is next to nothing!

I've read enough of your words to know that you're a sad, lonely, angry,
sexless, unloved, misogynstic curmudgeon whose only outlet for human
contact
is Usenet, and whose boasts of "greatness" are shallow attempts to cover
up
rather obvious personal problems.

I do not believe I have ever had a personal problem in my life. Nay, all
my
problems have been other people, never me!

Have you ever shared these feelings with a qualified mental health
practitioner?

GG

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. I think we are ready to take our show on the road. How about we call
ourselves the Ed & Gary Show. My name should be first since you are the
foil.

"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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"GaryG" wrote in message
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[...]
I know plenty of people who are old, who are still active physically,
mentally and socially. Much modern research indicates that people
who
are
active socially have much lower rates of depression, illness, and
mortality.

If you live long enough, you will get depressed, become ill and
experience
mortality. It happens to everyone, even to libidinous morons like
GaryG.

We'll all eventually get ill and die, ED...but along the way to that
ultimate fate there's no reason to be unhappy (as you apparently are),
and
unloved (as you certainly are), and celibate (as you claim to be). The
path
through life can include joy, wonder, love, intellectual and physical
challenges, and yes, the joy of sex too. You're just too ****ed up and
fearful to find those things for yourself, and so you spend your time
boasting about your "greatness" as a way of ignoring your, um,
shortcomings.

If you are into sex for any other purpose than creating new life, then you
are degenerate and are going to burn in Hell forever! Be celibate or
begone!

Gary, hardly anyone in this world understands us hermits. I LIKE to
be
alone. A perfect day for me is one where I don't have any contact
with
anyone.

And yet you contact people many times per day with your trolling
boastful
bull**** here on Usenet. It's pretty obvious that you are fearful to
do
so
in the real world, but that you still need some sort of human
contact,
so
you limit yourself to doing it from behind the safety of your
keyboard.

No, whatever I do here on Usenet is nothing but fun and games. It is
worth
maybe an hour a day or so of my time.

Interesting...so what do you do the rest of the time? What's your job?
And
why do you write so little about bikes? I suspect you're a fat hermit
who
watches a whole lot of TV (primarily FOX News and porn, I'd guess).

You are the porn viewer since you are the one who constantly blathers
about
"the joy of sex." I tell you, there is no joy in Mudville for mighty Casey
has struck out at the bat.
[...]

"In any event, it is quite normal for folks to withdraw from social
affairs
and society as they get older. Those few who don't do this are
universally
regarded as old fools." - Ed Dolan

Quoting yourself, and claiming your bizarre views are "universal" is yet
another indicator of mental illness, ED.

I frequently have to say things twice for idiots since they do not seem to
be able to get it the first time.
[...]

Nope, your grandfather put on a good front for the rest of the world,
but
he
was doubtless cruel and inhuman to your grandmother and drove her
crazy.
We
men are very good at driving women crazy. I would like to know just how
cruel and inhuman you are to your wife. I am sure history is repeating
itself and you are doing to your wife what your grandfather did to your
grandmother. You are no better than he was.

Yawn...you're either projecting more of your bizarre fantasies about men
and
women (a subject in which you have no practical experience), or you're
just
being a troll (a subject in which you have vast experience).

BTW...I'm not married (yet).

Even so, I am telling you something about your grandfather that you never
suspected. Yea, your grandmother was a more saintly woman than you ever
thought possible because she put up with your devil of a grandfather. He
drove her mad! I do not believe you should ever marry as you would drive
any
woman as equally mad as your devilish grandfather drove your saintly
grandmother - mad as a hatter!

My girlfriend claims that I drive her mad...but, her meaning of the word is
very different from yours ;-).

BTW - your comments on matters relating to male/female relationships carry
no weight whatsoever. You're a self-described hermit and virgin, so your
comments in this sphere are like someone who's only ridden in Florida making
comments on how to climb in the big mountains (to bring a least a modicum of
bike-related subject matter into this OT discussion).

[...]

I am as sound as a dollar, in fact sounder since the dollar is not
worth
much anymore. I glory in my sanity and consider most of the rest of the
world insane.

Have you ever shared these feelings with a competent mental health
professional? Much of your writing seems to point to an underlying
personality disorder and/or depression. These conditions can be treated
with modern drugs and/or therapy. Has your family and/or acquaintances
ever
suggested you seek professional help/counseling? I'd be surprised if
they
hadn't.

Anyone who does not agree with me 100% is ipso facto insane. That goes
without saying, but I say it anyway for the benefit of all the idiots in
the
world.

This most definitely includes GaryG who does not know how to
read anything except his own words. This is a prescription for never
learning anything new. What he knows about hermits like Ed Dolan the
Great
and Great Saints like Saint Edward the Great is next to nothing!

I've read enough of your words to know that you're a sad, lonely, angry,
sexless, unloved, misogynstic curmudgeon whose only outlet for human
contact
is Usenet, and whose boasts of "greatness" are shallow attempts to cover
up
rather obvious personal problems.

I do not believe I have ever had a personal problem in my life. Nay, all
my
problems have been other people, never me!

LOL - you sound like my ex-wife...she seemed to believe that there was a
global conspiracy to deny her happiness, but was just too much of a sourpuss
to see that her problems were mostly of her own making (even her own
relatives would tell me that she had "anger issues").

BTW - you never answered the question about whether or not your closest
relatives have ever suggested that you seek treatment for your
depression/anger issues.

GG


Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

PS. I think we are ready to take our show on the road. How about we call
ourselves the Ed & Gary Show. My name should be first since you are the
foil.

Chris Foster wrote:

If you took your meds like the nice doctor told you to, you would feel
this way eddy

How about trimming the 9 kbs of excess drivel before adding your scathing
commentary?

HTH.

"GaryG" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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[...]
Even so, I am telling you something about your grandfather that you never
suspected. Yea, your grandmother was a more saintly woman than you ever
thought possible because she put up with your devil of a grandfather. He
drove her mad! I do not believe you should ever marry as you would drive
any
woman as equally mad as your devilish grandfather drove your saintly
grandmother - mad as a hatter!

My girlfriend claims that I drive her mad...but, her meaning of the word
is
very different from yours ;-).

Women know what sex is all about and they also know how to humor really dumb
male slobs like you.

BTW - your comments on matters relating to male/female relationships carry
no weight whatsoever. You're a self-described hermit and virgin, so your
comments in this sphere are like someone who's only ridden in Florida
making
comments on how to climb in the big mountains (to bring a least a modicum
of
bike-related subject matter into this OT discussion).

I am the world's foremost expert on man-woman relationships. You, on the
other hand, are not qualified to speak on the subject since you have been
corrupted by females. They have taken advantage of your libidinous instincts
which you did not have the brains to control.
[...]

I do not believe I have ever had a personal problem in my life. Nay, all
my
problems have been other people, never me!

LOL - you sound like my ex-wife...she seemed to believe that there was a
global conspiracy to deny her happiness, but was just too much of a
sourpuss
to see that her problems were mostly of her own making (even her own
relatives would tell me that she had "anger issues").

Your former wife was no doubt driven mad by your libidinous instincts. You
are just like your devilish grandfather that way. Yes, you present a good
front to the world but your former wife knew what you were really like. All
you wanted to do was **** (you know, that "joy of sex" thing), and she
wanted a human life, not the life of a brute animal which is all you offered
her.

BTW - you never answered the question about whether or not your closest
relatives have ever suggested that you seek treatment for your
depression/anger issues.

Actually, all of my family members think I am even more Saintly than I think
I am. Yes, I am a Great Saint, but I am not yet a God! However, I am working
on that, so stay tuned.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Bill Sornson" wrote in message
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Chris Foster wrote:

If you took your meds like the nice doctor told you to, you would feel
this way eddy

How about trimming the 9 kbs of excess drivel before adding your scathing
commentary?

Yes, you are quite right Bill Sornson. I am the world's best editor, but I
have gotten away from it a bit lately due to the Vandeman-Curtiss dialogues.
However, I am going to edit my posts from now on as I want to accommodate
the general reader like you. It is really nothing but sheer laziness which
dictates that we post everything which has heretofore transpired. I want the
entire membership to read what I write, not just my protagonist.

HTH.

What does HTH stand for?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan wrote:
"Bill Sornson" wrote in message

HTH.

What does HTH stand for?

Hope this helps. It can be sincere or sarcastic (usually the latter, of
course).

HTH ;-)

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"GaryG" wrote in message
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[...]
Even so, I am telling you something about your grandfather that you
never
suspected. Yea, your grandmother was a more saintly woman than you ever
thought possible because she put up with your devil of a grandfather.
He
drove her mad! I do not believe you should ever marry as you would
drive
any
woman as equally mad as your devilish grandfather drove your saintly
grandmother - mad as a hatter!

My girlfriend claims that I drive her mad...but, her meaning of the word
is
very different from yours ;-).

Women know what sex is all about and they also know how to humor really
dumb
male slobs like you.

The "great" ED proferring advice on women and their likes and dislikes???
That's a hoot.

As a self-described hermit and virgin, your advice in this arena is worth,
well, nothing. In future, you might consider shutting up when it comes to
subjects in which you have no practical experience.


BTW - your comments on matters relating to male/female relationships
carry
no weight whatsoever. You're a self-described hermit and virgin, so
your
comments in this sphere are like someone who's only ridden in Florida
making
comments on how to climb in the big mountains (to bring a least a
modicum
of
bike-related subject matter into this OT discussion).

I am the world's foremost expert on man-woman relationships.

LOL...you're funny when you try to act pompous. Are you an expert on
man-man and woman-woman relationships too? Presumably you have no
experience in those relationships either, so why limit yourself?

You, on the
other hand, are not qualified to speak on the subject since you have been
corrupted by females. They have taken advantage of your libidinous
instincts
which you did not have the brains to control.
[...]

I do not believe I have ever had a personal problem in my life. Nay,
all
my
problems have been other people, never me!

LOL - you sound like my ex-wife...she seemed to believe that there was a
global conspiracy to deny her happiness, but was just too much of a
sourpuss
to see that her problems were mostly of her own making (even her own
relatives would tell me that she had "anger issues").

Your former wife was no doubt driven mad by your libidinous instincts.

LOL - my former wife was such a ball-buster that our sex life was virtually
non-existant.

You
are just like your devilish grandfather that way. Yes, you present a good
front to the world but your former wife knew what you were really like.
All
you wanted to do was **** (you know, that "joy of sex" thing), and she
wanted a human life, not the life of a brute animal which is all you
offered
her.

It's abundantly clear that you know nothing about women. Given your
attitudes, it's no surprise that they would find you repulsive. The
surprise is that you would presume to offer advice in an arean in which you
don't even qualify as a novice.


BTW - you never answered the question about whether or not your closest
relatives have ever suggested that you seek treatment for your
depression/anger issues.

Actually, all of my family members think I am even more Saintly than I
think
I am.

Your nose is growing, Pinnochio.

GG

Yes, I am a Great Saint, but I am not yet a God! However, I am working
on that, so stay tuned.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"GaryG" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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[...]
My girlfriend claims that I drive her mad...but, her meaning of the
word
is
very different from yours ;-).

Women know what sex is all about and they also know how to humor really
dumb
male slobs like you.

The "great" ED proferring advice on women and their likes and dislikes???
That's a hoot.

As a self-described hermit and virgin, your advice in this arena is worth,
well, nothing. In future, you might consider shutting up when it comes to
subjects in which you have no practical experience.

Yes, I know it is hard for you to understand, but it is only us hermits,
celibates and Catholic priests who know anything about women and sex. All
others have been contaminated and corrupted by women's wiles and essentially
know nothing.
[...]

I am the world's foremost expert on man-woman relationships.

LOL...you're funny when you try to act pompous. Are you an expert on
man-man and woman-woman relationships too? Presumably you have no
experience in those relationships either, so why limit yourself?

It is only us hermits who never have any contact with our fellow human
beings who if in fact know anything worth knowing about human relationships.
It is a great mystery how this can be so, but so it is.
[...]

Your former wife was no doubt driven mad by your libidinous instincts.

LOL - my former wife was such a ball-buster that our sex life was
virtually
non-existant.

But that is the way of all marriage! I can't believe you ever expected
anything different. That is why you want to marry only for the purpose of
reproduction - and maybe for friendship, but NEVER for unending sex! You
have fatally confused real life with Hollywood.
[...]

It's abundantly clear that you know nothing about women. Given your
attitudes, it's no surprise that they would find you repulsive. The
surprise is that you would presume to offer advice in an arean in which
you
don't even qualify as a novice.

Gary, I am the world's greatest expert on sex and women since I have never
had anything to do with either. A single word from me on these subjects is
worth its weight in gold. It is really too bad that you do not realize what
a fount of wisdom you have foundered upon. I could tell you everything you
would ever want to know about women and sex at which point you would be
qualified to enter my Order of the Perpetual Sorrows. Yea, many are called,
but few are chosen.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota