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Old January 1st 08, 03:53 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc, alt.planning.urban, rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides, uk.rec.cycling
donquijote1954
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On Dec 31, 5:32*pm, Pholkie wrote:
Mike Jacoubowsky wrote:
From Dave Zabriskie's diary on Bicycling's website
http://www.bicycling.com/tourdefranc...-7-123-14913-1...
=====================
I was talking with Tom. I swear for every one million Tom Boonen fans there
must be at least one Dave Zabriskie fan...and I made sure that I pointed
each one out to him yesterday. Yes, I was really appreciating the fans, they
really helped me get through on a day like that.


But then Boonen comes up with this line. He says, "See those cows over
there? That's what happens when cyclist's die. They turn into cows."
=====================


I dunno. *Look at the manure in rec.bikes.* and you'd think they've
already turned into cows.


Yep, but SUVs have their share too. They sure are milking cows to the
Big Three.
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Old January 1st 08, 07:27 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc, alt.planning.urban, rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides, uk.rec.cycling
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On Dec 31 2007, 11:03 am, donquijote1954
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"you know what Christian Republicans prefer to drive..."

TREK 520s

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Old January 1st 08, 07:44 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.planning.urban,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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Ron Wallenfang wrote:
On Dec 31 2007, 11:03 am, donquijote1954
wrote:

"you know what Christian Republicans prefer to drive..."

TREK 520s

That is hardly the norm for Washington County.

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Old January 1st 08, 11:30 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc, alt.planning.urban, rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides, uk.rec.cycling
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On Jan 1, 2:27*pm, Ron Wallenfang wrote:
On Dec 31 2007, 11:03 am, donquijote1954
wrote:

"you know what Christian Republicans prefer to drive..."

TREK 520s


Don't see many of those at church time. But I've seen them around like
this...

http://www.discountramps.com/cargoIm...-carrier-4.jpg

Still you can't escape this fact...

http://massengale.typepad.com/venust...star-thumb.bmp
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Old January 2nd 08, 12:37 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc, alt.planning.urban, rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides, uk.rec.cycling
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I don't think Jesus would survive for long in America's traffic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onLbeuEqNIE
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Old January 2nd 08, 04:13 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc, alt.planning.urban, rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides, uk.rec.cycling
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On Jan 1, 1:44 pm, Tom Sherman
wrote:
Ron Wallenfang wrote:
On Dec 31 2007, 11:03 am, donquijote1954
wrote:


"you know what Christian Republicans prefer to drive..."


TREK 520s


That is hardly the norm for Washington County.

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1. Agreed. I stated my preference as an attack on the stereotype
that Republicans are gas-guzzlers and Democrats are not.

2. There's not enough serious year-round bicycle riders in WI to be
characteristic of any group, other than of bike riders themselves.
Months like December just past are brutal enough to insure that there
will never be more than a %age handful of year round bike commuters.

3. You could name and characterize my home County but I sure can't
name yours. Where is Holstein -Friesland Bovinia? In WI, there is a
New Holstein but no Holstein that I'm aware of. There's a Friesland
in Columbia county, maybe 100 or so miles from New Holstein. I'm
aware of no Bovinia at all. I can't make heads or tails of the name
you gave.
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Old January 2nd 08, 04:53 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.planning.urban,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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Ron Wallenfang wrote:
On Jan 1, 1:44 pm, Tom Sherman
wrote:
Ron Wallenfang wrote:
On Dec 31 2007, 11:03 am, donquijote1954
wrote:
"you know what Christian Republicans prefer to drive..."
TREK 520s

That is hardly the norm for Washington County.

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1. Agreed. I stated my preference as an attack on the stereotype
that Republicans are gas-guzzlers and Democrats are not.


I saw a BMW X5 SUV with an "Impeach Bush" sticker on southbound I-43,
but it may have been driven by a libertarian.

2. There's not enough serious year-round bicycle riders in WI to be
characteristic of any group, other than of bike riders themselves.
Months like December just past are brutal enough to insure that there
will never be more than a %age handful of year round bike commuters.


The only place I see a lot of commuters is downtown. There are mostly
club, racer in training and exercise cyclists in places like Fox Point,
River Hills, The Falls and Mequon. A few brave (considering how people
drive) cyclists are seen in the 'hood.

3. You could name and characterize my home County but I sure can't
name yours. Where is Holstein -Friesland Bovinia? In WI, there is a
New Holstein but no Holstein that I'm aware of. There's a Friesland
in Columbia county, maybe 100 or so miles from New Holstein. I'm
aware of no Bovinia at all. I can't make heads or tails of the name
you gave.


The "Holstein-Friesland Bovinia" is a joke based on the rural scenery in
the southern part of the state being predominated by pastures with black
and white dairy cows. I currently live in the Milwaukee area, but have
also lived in Madison and the SW "driftless area".

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Old January 2nd 08, 05:26 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.planning.urban,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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Tom Sherman writes:

I saw a BMW X5 SUV with an "Impeach Bush" sticker on southbound I-43,
but it may have been driven by a libertarian.


Or merely a fiscal conservative - look at the deficit and the value of
the dollar compared to other currencies. Under Bush, the U.S. has gone
down the tubes.

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Old January 2nd 08, 10:11 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.planning.urban,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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Jym Dyer schrieb:
HEY, DO DEAD CYCLISTS GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL?


=v= I think that depends on the cyclist. H.G. Wells has
pointed out that cycle tracks will abound in Utopia, so
there is surely a veloway in Heaven.


Oh, that's hell then ...
  #30  
Old January 2nd 08, 10:14 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.planning.urban,rec.bicycles.soc,rec.bicycles.rides,uk.rec.cycling
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donquijote1954 schrieb:
On Dec 31, 12:10 pm, OldMan wrote:
On Dec 31, 9:00 am, donquijote1954
wrote:

Maybe it's because you live in a blue state, but I live in a red
state, and you know what Christian Republicans prefer to drive...

I do live in a blue state but am a Christian Republican myself. And
if I have to drive, I prefer my 16 year old Dakota pickup that gets 23
MPG.



The blue state predominates over your party affiliation and driving
choices. It's like having Republicans in Key West (a blue town), where
biking still is practiced.


Someone in a German cycling newsgroup recently asked whether cycling is
allowed on the Overseas Highway. Is it?
 




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