A nice afternoon

Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing, but I managed to
walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet. Came back and it was
still there, woops, I again walked over the spokes - with a vengeance.
Last walk of the day, the lump of **** was still there. I think it may now
be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it belongs,
but this could inconvenience proper road users....... drivers. Then again,
as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath there is a good chance that
a footpath riding lump of **** on a bicycle will ride in to it and be sent
flying into the road. Hopefully into the path of a HGV.

On 19/02/2019 08:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing, but I managed to
walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet. Came back and it was
still there, woops, I again walked over the spokes - with a vengeance.
Last walk of the day, the lump of **** was still there. I think it may now
be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it belongs,
but this could inconvenience proper road users....... drivers. Then again,
as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath there is a good chance that
a footpath riding lump of **** on a bicycle will ride in to it and be sent
flying into the road. Hopefully into the path of a HGV.



You are a murderous piece of ****, are you not?

Peter Keller wrote:
On 19/02/2019 08:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing,
but I managed to walk over the spokes several times, I have big
feet. Came back and it was still there, woops, I again walked over
the spokes - with a vengeance. Last walk of the day, the lump of
**** was still there. I think it may now be unridable - I have big
feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it
belongs, but this could inconvenience proper road users.......
drivers. Then again, as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath
there is a good chance that a footpath riding lump of **** on a
bicycle will ride in to it and be sent flying into the road.
Hopefully into the path of a HGV.



You are a murderous piece of ****, are you not?

Explain "murderous"
I really enjoy taking the **** out of lumps of **** riding bicycles. You are
so very easy to take the **** out of.

On 20/02/2019 04:41, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
lump of **** on a
bicycle will ride in to it and be sent flying into the road.
Hopefully into the path of a HGV.

There.
And I am so profoundly pleased and honoured to be labelled a lump of
**** by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
Now please label me a walking vomit.
And I will vomit and crap **** into your puckers.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a lump of **** by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

On Mon, 18 Feb 2019 19:22:04 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing,
but I managed to walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet.
Came back and it was still there, woops, I again walked over the
spokes - with a vengeance. Last walk of the day, the lump of **** was
still there. I think it may now be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it
belongs, but this could inconvenience proper road users.......
drivers. Then again, as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath
there is a good chance that a footpath riding lump of **** on a
bicycle will ride in to it and be sent flying into the road. Hopefully
into the path of a HGV.


What an unpleasant neighbourhood.



--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Mon, 18 Feb 2019 19:22:04 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing,
but I managed to walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet.
Came back and it was still there, woops, I again walked over the
spokes - with a vengeance. Last walk of the day, the lump of **** was
still there. I think it may now be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it
belongs, but this could inconvenience proper road users.......
drivers. Then again, as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath
there is a good chance that a footpath riding lump of **** on a
bicycle will ride in to it and be sent flying into the road.
Hopefully into the path of a HGV.


What an unpleasant neighbourhood.

Cyclists make every neighbourhood unpleasant.

On 20/02/2019 03:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Cyclists make every neighbourhood unpleasant.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
Blood-soaked sharpened battleaxes in Pounder's pocket make any
neighbourhood unpleasant.

On 18/02/2019 19:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
the footpath.

It's very rare for the owner to have left it like that.

GB wrote:
On 18/02/2019 19:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath.

It's very rare for the owner to have left it like that.

Cyclists are not very bright.

Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
GB wrote:
On 18/02/2019 19:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath.

It's very rare for the owner to have left it like that.

Cyclists are not very bright.

It was still there tonight when I took my dog out for her last walk. I could
have tripped up over what is classified as a road vehicle, but I managed to
again walk on to the obstruction on the footpath. A blind person may have
big problems. Why do cyclists wonder why they are despised?