shed humping(bad shed)

shed humping(bad shed)
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not one of my better
journal entry titles

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george
'spawn'
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we moved th shed
in th back yard

about thirty feet
took most of th morning

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got some space in th shed now
after restacking

to work on th
prototype suspension unicycle

marko picked it up and had a play with it

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we gotta
redo th
unions

it's such a hodge podge

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read th
surgeon general
of th first fleet's

journal


their journey to australia and

his experiences after they landed


made interesting reading

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i'd never heard before

of th practise of


cutting off th end joint

of th left little finger


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all th native women and children

had their little finger amputated

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"toecutter cult ?"

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praga khan
'injected with a poison'
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he commented it looked surgical

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mine's the
little toe

on th right foot
i'm always backwards

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"****ers didnt put it back on straight"

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i shed a few tears
for how many books in my library

had died in th moist environment
of th shed

not to mention th video tapes
oh and

a bunch of floppy disks from th dawn of
the computer age


but then

i downloaded a pile of

ebooks last night


off th net

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madonna
'justify my love'(**** me mix)
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ok computer

i did download some porn to

ok

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more drugs over here

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still smokin out of
last nights allocation of pot

it's all good



and breathe out


aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

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th seat
fell of my surf unicycle

while movin it
yr a bit fragile girl

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fathers day tomorrow

i might see if i can
snavel my nephew for a coupel hours and


we go unicycle surfin


i'll ride th 24

wide tyre bitch


he can ride my 26


little brother should let us out to play


cant see my son

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i surveyed th shed site

properly

it fit on th pad of

pavers i had ready

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afroman
'she wont let me ****'
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vanessa amorosi
'shine'
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paulo

umm

u and marko both

burned yr hands a bit

liftin th shed by th roof


from inside


"yeah so"



nuthin

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flimsy shed

we had to throw a pile of screws in it

before we could pick it up


lucky little brother is a roofer


took us ten minutes and


we still tore two corners apart

and had to rebuild it


doin th shed humping shuffle

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****in aluminium

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yeah marko
tripper says he can weld up th alloy


and duplicate that


single swingarm arrangement


then we got us a ****in beast

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"he wants to ride it"

he can wait till th next incarnation


"he wants to ride th big arse bitch"


i can barely ride it



"i got i thru th fortitude valley mall after midnight"

true enough


it just aint


it's just

too ****in heavy man

"smile "

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but ya ride good enough

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neil young
'the needle and the damage done'
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we know u'll work

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took th skin clean off my heel


ya bitch

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jeans leg got caught

in th mechanism and


th wheel stopped

instantaneously



not been overfussed on


explorin it's

many edges since then


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massive faceplant stack

on th prototype unicycle



came down on both hands


palms down

felt just like


they do now

ya did burn em paulie

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fat bitch

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the panel
'closing theme'
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if we can just tighten up th

loose are hub


mounts



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how about we cut and shut her arse end

"cosmetic surgery ?"

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wont look as good but

we put a single flat plate

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violent femmes
'old mother reagan'
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2.5 mill and weld it

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stealers wheel
'stuck in the middle of you'
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"migweld"
it's take a coupel of kilo off th arse"

"wont look as good"


care fcukin factor man

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want my suspension unicycle to

work


"it does work"

is tail heavy and

does MASSIVE tail inspired slides




"cogitation is"

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i'd less weight weight outboard

"i found a carry rack int h shed"
"for th current ride"


too old that one


i want a single bar one



cant hack up th mountain unicycle's lines



"lemmee do a trial fit"

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want my unicycle tail back just



not th really big one

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clowns to the left of me jokers to the right - lyric

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pj harvey
'working for the man'
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nice to have some
weight

back of th centre line



i miss
cartin th bongos


on a carry rack on my ride

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not surfin on th unicycle
in town tonight

again

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wot can i say

i bought a pack of durries


no fuel money to

cum put smiles on your dials



i'll go for a surf to th servo

"or th shop"


my body will be happy and


i see ****in smiles everywhere


you know

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i rescued a
pottery ocarina

one of mine
in th shape of a guitar


nearly went with th shovel load

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i've lost a little bit more of my art

u haveta

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crash test dummies
'mmm mmm mmm mmm'
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marko and his dad are just peelin out

they're goin up to th north coast

in th land rover


th range rover's busted again


****in land rovers

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i dont care how much trouble yr in man

we're goin somewhere tomorrow


it;s our tradition


****head hasnt let u off th leash in ages

on a sunday

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th skatebowl concrete should be nice and clean anyway


i found a bucket in th back yard


with five inches of water in it

and little brother commented


and it's got a crack in it


we did get some rain

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dire straights
'romeo and juliet'
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now i've got my approach angles right

to go down th wall on th 26

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looks savage

doesnt feel too bad

just a bit of air
goin over


**** th edge is slippery




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comin up th wal


th only holding th unicycle to th vert is


how fast u hit th wall



there
's no traction to be had

in th last six inches


and ya gotta clear


th rail


no traction on it either




****in lovely

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although

th redcliffe beach bowl


wrong shape

to do that horizontal photo for


kuta lady's ex girlfriend


"i'll find a clean one somewhere"

"i'll get it for ya"

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nick little brothers pressure cleaner
and we'll knock th graffiti off that wall

down

where th **** is it man ?

"i dunno wot to call that suburb"

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"albany creek"

ah good

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if i have enough crashes

liek i did last week

in redcliffe's bowl



th insta crowd will keep their mouths shut

"only on th ups"


i dig it

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coldplay
'the scientist'
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come up to meet ya - first lyric

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there's no dirve in th unicycle

at th top of th wall


ya have to bee

fully committed

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go over ya bitch

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to go down th wall

that first time


i went up it

many times

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goin down is way scarier

only stacked once


in about thirty

drops


early days

but it was ****in ugly so



goin over th edge

goin down


really dont need th crowd

askin stupid questions like



can ya do a backflip man ?


wot about a 360 ?



where's yr other wheel ?



ten crashes

goin up th wall



uusally satisfies th

crowd's desires and


when th uni crests th first time

and gets air they



squeel liek stuck pigs

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marko's bigger than me now

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will smith
'switch'
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u ride th 26 and i'll

do slides on th


modified 24

till we hit th bowl

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attitude is everything

this is my ****in skatebowl



i ride a man;s bike

everythin i see in front of me is


a ****in girls bike

safety bicycle


first ****head comment from th crowd

gets


on purpose tourettes syndrome

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shutup ya ****in girl

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shut yr mouth fool - lyric

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Joel Turner & The Modern Day Poets
'These Kids'
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i dont suffer
to listen to stupid comemnts from
girls bike riders

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the man is in the bowl

watch yr ****in mouth

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"they were good last time jen"

only cause we had so many crashes goin up th wall


"think th withering stare mighta had"

"something to do with it"

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most ppl are ****s

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U2
'desire'
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ya slipped to th pub black

"got a sixpack of bourbon"

"hey it;s saturday"


and we moved th shed


finally

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**** that's good

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yummie

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ok diary i umm

umm


i'm not goin out singin tonight


two months and counting

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havin almost enough fun

just goin back and readin selected passages of

previous

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starsailor (thin white duke mix)
'four to the floor'
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cant read everythin in my diary

can anybody ?

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i enjoyed yr journal dr white


thank you for taking the time

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i'm not cumin to see ya tonight whitey

lessn ya call me or


th other one does

we've


spent our weekends fun budget already

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thanks for th cuddles
last saturday night

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i'll have a kid with that woman one day

even if she stays

lesbian

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the prodigy
'out of space'
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smile


i rang whitey


in th middle of her dinner

bout a month back


she took my call and

said she;d call back


we were hookin up to

imbibe ogether


as we do and



she rang me back

smack in th middle of my dinner


ya magic bitch

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toecutter bitch

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now we've


hauled th shed out of th road

we can work on a few things


dwn that side of th house

besides th underpinning

my goodies bike lookin forlorn



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chopped off th back two seats

and th back two sets of pedals


could never find two other ppl who wanted to ride it


so it's ute



we just gotta fabricate the

ute body

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rehab
'it dont matter'
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long term project hey robbie

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i got th

sides of th old dato tray

th one u


sold me


figure we'll cobble em into a

back for


further


th ex goodies bike



got this song off ya


twice and



this one i'm listenin to

i had to limewire

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we gotta put a motor in th ute tray


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allowed 200 watts


think we might go a bit over that


i told trippy




it was a pile of junk if it wont

do th quarter in ten seconds


so we got a goal

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marko brought home his
old lady's


digital camera


to get a photo of his dad's

wicked ESP special falcon muscle car



a stroker motor wont show up in th pics dude

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powderfinger
'how far have we really come ?'
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jet black but
and


so low to th ground

hw about we put th wheels and tyres


off th red beast on it for th photo


just a thought

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they're on th LTD

makes it look a bit wild



one of three

falcons in that driveway

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strange cul de sac this one


we got a yard full of
falcons

next door got a yard full of commodores



cept more of ours are still running

smile



a microcosm of australian suburbia

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the ESP's wheelmarks have hung around for a while

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midnight oil
'short memory'
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yeah man

i smoke drugs


we leave th marks to remember

it's got a lot of


poke

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when ya start it

inside th main garage


th whole house shakes

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next bourbon pls

"here ya go"


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had to smoek some drugs too


you know

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oh well

i pencil my thoughts in my diary and


and occasionally i

let synchronicity


troll me back thru my thoughts and

then i understand why


dr white kept his journal

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i wish i'd started earlier

i onbly have

me


from 2001

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shakespears sister
'i dont care'
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so much in
daily life


we dont record and

miss

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i can go back

in my diary

to th last day i


****ed two women in one day and

wrote about it while


it was still fresh

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"or not"

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dont care hey ?

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****

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read back

to th last night


was entertaining and

five chicks blew kisses at me


hmm

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it wasnt that long ago

i can still remember

without th aid

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deborah coleman
'dont lie to me'
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why ya put truth in yr diary

pretty much is


so ya can remember wot actually happened

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only thing is


there are as many viewpoints as there are

humans in th room


"and th odd animal"


ok dude


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how they hangin kutaman ?

"side by side"

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machine gun fellatio
'line of silver'
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just in case yr in th future and

ya dont understand


they're hangin side by side


refers to testicles


relates to fellatio i think

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just

practisin and exercisin my gift

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**** off psychic blog

ya bother me

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tenacious d
'hard ****ing'
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thank you computer

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pirate jenny
"the land surfer"
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p.s.

flight sim 95
'GEARUP'