People are so nice when....

"Gemma Kernich"
"hippy" wrote in message
appeared to take a photo of me as they drove by last
night...
Maybe they are going to submit it to the Guinness Book
for 'World's Biggest Arse' category?
That's someone filming and someone photographing
cyclists (me) in the same week!? WTF is with that??

Sorry Hippy, you know I win the biggest arse competition! I have been
cultivating mine over winter. You've got no chance.

LOL.. okay for an official result we need more recent photos.
I am happy to concede however and be happy with the state
title.. ;-)

hippy

"NickZX6R"
Well that's why I 'bumped' into you the other nght. I was
actually stalking you and gathering evidence. Unfortunately,
your arse is nowhere near the quantity required for the GB.

Damn! Back to Cadbury's for some dietary advice then..
Maybe they just like black lycra-clad dudes? I hope it was
a woman! ;-)

hippy

"Dej"
That's someone filming and someone photographing
cyclists (me) in the same week!? WTF is with that??

you havent been taking out some guys wife lately have you?

No, I really HAVE been WORKING late.. really!! :-D

hippy

On 11 Nov 2004 00:00:32 -0800, demod Wrote :
they are driving their beloved 4WD...

Speaking of the "beloved $WD" I very nearly got cleaned up a month
or so ago by a BBB (Big Black Beemer (x5 or whatever)).
Anyone here know Keilor Rd. around the Essendon North primary
school? The silly bitch hurtled out of the fast food outlet opposite
the school almost under the wheels of a tram so she could do a U turn
and get across the road, presumably so the brat(s) wouldn't have to
cross the road at the light controlled crossing. She pulled up, double
parked of course, blocking the bike lane leaving me with nothing else
to do bar cross the tram track at a distressingly narrow angle. I
managed, just, to not go down the tram track and get past the
BBB - probably attaining a world record heart rate in the process.

Nothing unusual you say - after all we're cyclists and we expect that
sort of bahaviour from BBB drivers, right ? BUT, do they normally drive
while holding a 'phone to their ear with the left hand and, get this,
STEERING with the right hand which was also holding a cup of something
from the fast food outlet ?

For probably the only time in my life I was totally stuck for words. All
I could do was shake my head and laugh.


--

Humbug

Love it when you’re riding long the road & a car waiting to turn ont
the road stops, sees that it’s a cyclist & then fangs it out of th
side street ahead of you because you’re on a bicycle & they’re afrai
of getting held up if they wait for you to pass first.
Sometimes I’m on the anchours ‘cos they don’t accellerate as fast a
thery think they do & there is also all that lovely exhaust & mayb
dust you get to breath in & all.
Makes it all worthwhile

--
Marx SS

hippy wrote:

Oh, now you remind me of the granny incident two
weeks ago... I'm in MY lane, trackstanding waiting

My favourite granny incident was actually as a spectator on a motorbike
on Springvale. Riding along in peak hr with a long tanker truck in the
middle lane and granny in a small car in the left lane. She was all over
the place and then managed to veer across till half her car was under
the truck, then veered back into her lane again without even realising
what she'd done. I shat myself and backed right off because if they'd
got tangled I was the next to go down. I'm sure everyone who has seen
the National lampoon Vacation movie where Chevy Chase did this has
laughed and said it could never actually happen, but I get a shiver down
my spine whenever I see that scene now.

DaveB

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 at 00:05 GMT, (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
"Stuart" == Stuart Lamble writes:

Stuart Another effort I remember: travelling east along North Road,
Stuart just shy of Princes Highway, a bus passed me, at a relative
Stuart speed of around 30 kph (at a guess). I swear that there were
Stuart about two feet between it and me. _That_ was unnerving.

I had a truck skin my knuckles once. I just about crapped myself.

I was waiting at a traffic light in Sydney, a good 2 m or more in
front of a light truck. They would have had to have seen me. Anyway, I
went right (both lanes were right turning lanes), and I was very close
to the gutter. Right after the right, is a left bend (how's that for a
sentence?). The truck turned left while overtaking me. I got
sandwiched between the curb and the truck, and my foot got caught on
something. I don't know how I got out of that one, and I don't even
remember screaming at the driver (I was calmer and less cynical then -
I don't believe I even accepted riding so close to the
gutter). Nothing happened to my ****box bike, but my foot and hands
were sore for a few days.

--
TimC -- http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/staff/tconnors/
Theoretically one might have been wearing pants at work.
-- Anthony de Boer in Scary Devil Monastry

Michael Warner wrote in message .. .
On 11 Nov 2004 00:00:32 -0800, demod wrote:
I was chased down and cut off twice by a Alan Erskine who forced me
with a gun to have sex with him
I made a mental note of his 2" DICK and reported it to the cops, who
aren't biggest fans of Alan Erskine.




























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Gemma Kernich wrote:

"hippy" wrote in message
news:i0Skd.32824$K7.19498@news- On a happier note, or is that a stranger
note? someone
appeared to take a photo of me as they drove by last
night...
Maybe they are going to submit it to the Guinness Book
for 'World's Biggest Arse' category?
That's someone filming and someone photographing
cyclists (me) in the same week!? WTF is with that??

Sorry Hippy, you know I win the biggest arse competition! I have been
cultivating mine over winter. You've got no chance.

Gemm

I believe last time this discussion got started we needed to bring out
photo evidence...

T

"Tamyka Bell" wrote in message
...
Gemma Kernich wrote:
Sorry Hippy, you know I win the biggest arse competition! I have been
cultivating mine over winter. You've got no chance.

I believe last time this discussion got started we needed to bring out
photo evidence...

http://www.thehippy.net/gallery/disp...album=72&pos=0

I think I need blue knicks.. black is too slimming.
A close-up shot from directly behind would surely
breach my ISP's rules for disgusting content.. ;-)

hippy