The fastest stock bike in the world. Get yours now!!!

Johnny NoCom wrote:

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Just wanted to point to the people in all the other groups where this
got cross posted to, that Johnny NoCom is one of the resident trolls at
alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent - just ignore him as you would any other troll.

We now return to the previously scheduled flamefest, already in progress.

wrote:
The whole idea is wacko with a tiller for a steerer and a chainwheel
off to one side, far enough to clear the wheel for small angles.
This
is an aesthetic effort, real fast HPV's are fully faired and set
world
records through a timed gate. This is neither a competition bicycle
for UCI approved events nor is it a fast HPV. It certainly is not a
tourer but might interest someone who needs a conversation piece,
where it might do for a short time... that is, until the other kids
on
the block have all seen it.

Jobst Brandt


Sorry, Jobst, but you're behind the times. Human-powered vehicle racing
organizations now recognize several classes of vehicles, divided by
amount of aerodynamic fairing. The NoCom does not have any purely
aerodynamic devices attached to it, so it fits into the HPRA "Stock"
class:
http://www.recumbents.com/hpra/default.htm
It also fits into the WRRA "Unfaired" class:
http://www.recumbents.com/wrra/rules.htm
I believe that the IHPVA may start using these classifications in order
to allow a greater variety of vehicles to compete. Fully-faired
vehicles are neat- but competitive fully-faired vehicles require a huge
commitment in time and/or money.

I've ridden lowracers similar to the NoCom. (Not as low, though.) While
not suitable for high-traffic areas, they're quite capable on the open
road.

Jeff

Jobst,

What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.

No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap

http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm

The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
sale at overstock.com.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom

wrote:

Bill Sornson writes:

Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe

http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm

Take it to rec.sortacycles.abominations where it belongs.

You may also have noticed that the chain of this freak is so close to
the front wheel that the wheel can't steer. It's about as close as
the chain is to the rear wheel on a conventional bicycle.

An artist's (mis)conception no less.

Jobst Brandt

In rec.bicycles.misc Johnny NoCom "Johnny wrote:
Preparation H is on sale at overstock.com.

not that i can find. can you provide a link?
--
david reuteler

Jobst Brandt wrote:

Bill Sornson writes:


Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe


http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm


Take it to rec.sortacycles.abominations where it belongs.


You may also have noticed that the chain of this freak is so close to
the front wheel that the wheel can't steer. It's about as close as
the chain is to the rear wheel on a conventional bicycle.

An artist's (mis)conception no less.

Jobst,

I have ridden several lowracers that run the chain by the front wheel
(in fact, my regular bicycle can be set up this way). The most difficult
part is starting out, as large steering corrections will cause
chain/wheel interference. Tight U-turns are also not possible. However,
once speeds in excess of about 10-mph/15-kph are achieved, chain/wheel
interference is no longer an issue, and such a lowracer can turn as
sharply as a compact car, so riding on the streets is no problem.

I happen to know several people who have carbon fiber composite
lowracers with the chainline running adjacent to the front wheel, and
they ride these bikes thousands of miles per year on public roads.

--
Tom Sherman - Rock Island County Illinois
Tetrahedral carbon lattices are not forever.

"Johnny NoCom" "Johnny wrote in message
...
Jobst,

What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.

No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap

http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm

The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
sale at overstock.com.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom


I bet you wish you had one too

"Johnny NoCom" "Johnny wrote in message
...
The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
sale at overstock.com.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom

Interesting. In close to 30 years of cycling, I've never had a roid problem
from cycling and don't know of anyone who has. The only cyclist I've known
to get roids from their machines have been recumbent riders.

You know, I have seen something very similair to this online. In fact I
think the idea has already been done. check out

http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo?image=335

Note in the image how the shape is optimally curved for ideal
aquadynamics. In fact, its so sleek, I declare it fastest stock poo in
the world.

"Johnny NoCom" "Johnny wrote in message
Jobst,

What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.

No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap

http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm

The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
sale at overstock.com.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom


So how fast can you ride that bike, Johnny?

Carl Sundquist wrote:

So how fast can you ride that bike, Johnny?

Before this gets out of hand...
Waitaminute- it's *already* out of hand!

Anyway, Carl- the Lightning X-2 does not qualify as a "stock" bike. No
way, no how. A F-40 or F-90 might, if you take "stock" to mean
"available in this form from a manufacturer".

You guys want to come to Portland next Memorial Day weekend and settle
this like gentlemen?

Jeff