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The Banks of the Ohio
Jay Beattie wrote:
On Jan 11, 4:48 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote: I propose that Tom Sherman and I have a duel with pistols on the banks of the Ohio. Yea, honor must be served. Since Jim McNamara has deserted these newsgroups, I ask that someone else of conservative bent be my second. Tom Sherman will have no trouble getting anyone to be his second since these cycling newsgroups are replete with hundreds of liberal *******s. I propose that the duel not be more than about 5 paces since I can't see anything worth a damn beyond that. I now employ over 3 different eye glasses in order to see anything. I have a pair of dueling pistols from the years of the Civil War. All that matters to me is that honor be served. It matters not whether I live or die, only that I get at least one shot at a liberal-socialist-communist ******* before I depart this vale of tears. Only the banks of the Ohio will do for this duel as it is quintessentially of American folklore. To die in a duel anywhere else would be a sacrilege and an abomination. See e.g. http://www.secondhandsongs.com/performance/106609 I like the Tony Rice version. http://www.rounder.com/index.php?id=...alog _id=6191 (can't go wrong with Jerry Douglas and David Grisman) "Banks of the Ohio" is one of the best "I stabbed my girlfriend and pushed her in to the Ohio River and watched her drown because she would not marry me" songs I know. http://toneway.com/songs/banks-of-the-ohio (some of the versions leave out the cutting part). I'm sure the lyrics could be modified to suit a duel.-- Jay Beattie. Hand grenades at ten paces maybe? -- Andrew Muzi www.yellowjersey.org/ Open every day since 1 April, 1971 |
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The Banks of the Ohio
I propose that Tom Sherman and I have a duel with pistols
on the banks of the Ohio. Hand grenades at ten paces maybe? =v= This would probably work better. I am presently on the banks of the Ohio, right near its origin, in fact, and the ice is 3 inches thick. We wouldn't want the bodies to just lie there until the thaw. =v= Please invite Comandante Banana, as well. _Jym_ |
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The Banks of the Ohio
I am presently on the banks of the Ohio, right near its
origin, in fact, and the ice is 3 inches thick. We wouldn't want the bodies to just lie there until the thaw. =v= Well, the ice is gone, but what with the rain and snowmelt the floodwaters are rising around Pittsburgh. Kindly have your duel downriver, because we wouldn't want your bodies washing up on the North Shore bike trail. We're going to have to dodge enough flotsam and jetsam as it is. Please invite Comandante Banana, as well. =v= +1 on that. _Jym_ |
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The Banks of the Ohio
"Jym Dyer" wrote in message ... I am presently on the banks of the Ohio, right near its origin, in fact, and the ice is 3 inches thick. We wouldn't want the bodies to just lie there until the thaw. =v= Well, the ice is gone, but what with the rain and snowmelt the floodwaters are rising around Pittsburgh. Kindly have your duel downriver, because we wouldn't want your bodies washing up on the North Shore bike trail. We're going to have to dodge enough flotsam and jetsam as it is. Please invite Comandante Banana, as well. All that matters is that honor be observed. To die without honor is a shame and a disgrace. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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=v= Well, the ice is gone, but what with the rain and
snowmelt the floodwaters are rising around Pittsburgh. Kindly have your duel downriver, because we wouldn't want your bodies washing up on the North Shore bike trail. All that matters is that honor be observed. To die without honor is a shame and a disgrace. =v= Well, there you go. There's no honor in littering the bike trails with our corpses -- unless, of course, we die in the saddle. _Jym_ |
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