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  #11  
Old November 15th 19, 02:17 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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On 15/11/2019 13:04, Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 11:56:23 AM UTC, Bod wrote:
A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a paramedic
or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a medical emergency.
They are used by professional ambulance services to respond to emergency
calls and also by private and voluntary providers of medical cover at
events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/
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Wasn't the ex-troll, Medway Handyman's daughter a cycle responder?

I don't know.


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  #12  
Old November 15th 19, 02:23 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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On 15/11/2019 13:04, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 11:56:23 AM UTC, Bod wrote:


A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a paramedic
or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a medical emergency.
They are used by professional ambulance services to respond to emergency
calls and also by private and voluntary providers of medical cover at
events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/


Wasn't the ex-troll, Medway Handyman's daughter a cycle responder?


Ambulance-crew paramedic, ITYWF.

Hwoever, TMH did once tell (here) how she had attended a case where a
cyclist had fallen off at speed and had de-gloved his penis*.

That must be the connection you had confused in your mind.

shudder

* That is apparently the correct term for such an injury.

You can read more about it at:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_injury and from links to be found
there.

If you could bear to do so, I mean.
  #13  
Old November 15th 19, 02:25 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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On 15/11/2019 13:23, JNugent wrote:
On 15/11/2019 13:04, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 11:56:23 AM UTC, Bod wrote:


A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a paramedic
or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a medical emergency.
They are used by professional ambulance services to respond to emergency
calls and also by private and voluntary providers of medical cover at
events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/


Wasn't the ex-troll, Medway Handyman's daughter a cycle responder?


Ambulance-crew paramedic, ITYWF.

Hwoever, TMH did once tell (here) how she had attended a case where a
cyclist had fallen off at speed and had de-gloved his penis*.

That must be the connection you had confused in your mind.

shudder

* That is apparently the correct term for such an injury.

You can read more about it at:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_injury and from links to be found
there.

If you could bear to do so, I mean.

I prefer the proper medical term....... Dis-todgered :-)


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Bod
  #14  
Old November 15th 19, 02:29 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_6_]
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On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 1:17:18 PM UTC, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 13:04, Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 11:56:23 AM UTC, Bod wrote:
A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a paramedic
or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a medical emergency.
They are used by professional ambulance services to respond to emergency
calls and also by private and voluntary providers of medical cover at
events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/
--
Bod


Wasn't the ex-troll, Medway Handyman's daughter a cycle responder?

I don't know.


--
Bod


I don't suppose he will let us know now as he, along with "Judith", has vanished from Usenet.
  #15  
Old November 15th 19, 02:32 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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On 15/11/2019 13:15, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 12:56, JNugent wrote:
On 15/11/2019 12:07, TMS320 wrote:

On 15/11/2019 11:57, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 11:56, Bod wrote:


A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a
paramedic or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a
medical emergency. They are used by professional ambulance services
to respond to emergency calls and also by private and voluntary
providers of medical cover at events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/

Â* Mr Pounder will respond with "utter ********".

And Nugent will say that TMS320 will say that it has nothing to do
with cycling.


You said without prompting:

"...it has nothing to do with cycling...".

Anyway, motor-bikes (including Vespa-type scooters) would be better,
faster and more capacious.

I don't think that a motorbike responder would regard it safe to do

short cuts through pedestrian areas and shopping centres like the cycle
responders do.
Anyway, the average time for the cycle ones to arrive on the scene is 6
mins. They are usually the first which can be vital to saving a life.

As usual, you/Cheerless and Mr Pounder will find any pedantic reason to
diss cyclists.
You are the 3 SENILE MOANY OLD FARTS.


A cycle-riding "responder" (though much depends on the exact meaning of
that word - "paramedic" is what we look for these days) is better than
no "responder" at all.

A "responder" who gets there quicker and carries more equipment and
supplies is even better than a cycle-riding "responder".

Is that better?

It's really all I said first time round, but you obviously didn't
understand it.
  #16  
Old November 15th 19, 02:34 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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On 15/11/2019 13:25, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 13:23, JNugent wrote:
On 15/11/2019 13:04, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 11:56:23 AM UTC, Bod wrote:


A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a paramedic
or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a medical emergency.
They are used by professional ambulance services to respond to
emergency
calls and also by private and voluntary providers of medical cover at
events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/


Wasn't the ex-troll, Medway Handyman's daughter a cycle responder?


Ambulance-crew paramedic, ITYWF.

Hwoever, TMH did once tell (here) how she had attended a case where a
cyclist had fallen off at speed and had de-gloved his penis*.

That must be the connection you had confused in your mind.

shudder

* That is apparently the correct term for such an injury.

You can read more about it at:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_injury and from links to be found
there.

If you could bear to do so, I mean.

I prefer the proper medical term....... Dis-todgeredÂ* :-)


From memory of the report (mercifully brief as it was), it wasn't quite
as bad as that.
  #17  
Old November 15th 19, 02:40 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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On 15/11/2019 13:29, Simon Mason wrote:

On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 1:17:18 PM UTC, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 13:04, Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 11:56:23 AM UTC, Bod wrote:
A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a paramedic
or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a medical emergency.
They are used by professional ambulance services to respond to emergency
calls and also by private and voluntary providers of medical cover at
events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/
--
Bod

Wasn't the ex-troll, Medway Handyman's daughter a cycle responder?

I don't know.


--
Bod


I don't suppose he will let us know now as he, along with "Judith", has vanished from Usenet.


A. The information is still there, archived on Google. TMH's daughter is
a biology graduate and a fully trained paramedic, part of a LAS
ambulance crew.

B. Judith has not vanished from usenet. Far from it, in fact.
  #18  
Old November 15th 19, 02:43 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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On 15/11/2019 13:29, Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 1:17:18 PM UTC, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 13:04, Simon Mason wrote:
On Friday, November 15, 2019 at 11:56:23 AM UTC, Bod wrote:
A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a paramedic
or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a medical emergency.
They are used by professional ambulance services to respond to emergency
calls and also by private and voluntary providers of medical cover at
events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/
--
Bod

Wasn't the ex-troll, Medway Handyman's daughter a cycle responder?

I don't know.


--
Bod


I don't suppose he will let us know now as he, along with "Judith", has vanished from Usenet.

It would be difficult to trace them, because there are just too many

bridges to check.
They could be under any one of them.

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Bod
  #19  
Old November 15th 19, 02:46 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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On 15/11/2019 13:32, JNugent wrote:
On 15/11/2019 13:15, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 12:56, JNugent wrote:
On 15/11/2019 12:07, TMS320 wrote:

On 15/11/2019 11:57, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 11:56, Bod wrote:

A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a
paramedic or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a
medical emergency. They are used by professional ambulance
services to respond to emergency calls and also by private and
voluntary providers of medical cover at events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/

Â* Mr Pounder will respond with "utter ********".

And Nugent will say that TMS320 will say that it has nothing to do
with cycling.

You said without prompting:

"...it has nothing to do with cycling...".

Anyway, motor-bikes (including Vespa-type scooters) would be better,
faster and more capacious.

Â*
Â* I don't think that a motorbike responder would regard it safe to do
short cuts through pedestrian areas and shopping centres like the
cycle responders do.
Anyway, the average time for the cycle ones to arrive on the scene is
6 mins. They are usually the first which can be vital to saving a life.

As usual, you/Cheerless and Mr Pounder will find any pedantic reason
to diss cyclists.
You are the 3 SENILE MOANY OLD FARTS.


A cycle-riding "responder" (though much depends on the exact meaning of
that word - "paramedic" is what we look for these days) is better than
no "responder" at all.

A "responder" who gets there quicker and carries more equipment and
supplies is even better than a cycle-riding "responder".

Is that better?

It's really all I said first time round, but you obviously didn't
understand it.

Correct, I don't understand ********.


--
Bod
  #20  
Old November 15th 19, 02:47 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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On 15/11/2019 13:46, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 13:32, JNugent wrote:
On 15/11/2019 13:15, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 12:56, JNugent wrote:
On 15/11/2019 12:07, TMS320 wrote:

On 15/11/2019 11:57, Bod wrote:
On 15/11/2019 11:56, Bod wrote:

A cycle responder is a medically trained responder, such as a
paramedic or first aider that uses a bicycle to respond to a
medical emergency. They are used by professional ambulance
services to respond to emergency calls and also by private and
voluntary providers of medical cover at events.

https://www.londonambulance.nhs.uk/c...cle-responder/

Â* Mr Pounder will respond with "utter ********".

And Nugent will say that TMS320 will say that it has nothing to do
with cycling.

You said without prompting:

"...it has nothing to do with cycling...".

Anyway, motor-bikes (including Vespa-type scooters) would be better,
faster and more capacious.
Â*
Â* I don't think that a motorbike responder would regard it safe to
do short cuts through pedestrian areas and shopping centres like the
cycle responders do.
Anyway, the average time for the cycle ones to arrive on the scene is
6 mins. They are usually the first which can be vital to saving a life.

As usual, you/Cheerless and Mr Pounder will find any pedantic reason
to diss cyclists.
You are the 3 SENILE MOANY OLD FARTS.


A cycle-riding "responder" (though much depends on the exact meaning
of that word - "paramedic" is what we look for these days) is better
than no "responder" at all.

A "responder" who gets there quicker and carries more equipment and
supplies is even better than a cycle-riding "responder".

Is that better?

It's really all I said first time round, but you obviously didn't
understand it.

Correct, I don't understand ********.


....or courtesy or grace, clearly...

 




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