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Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
"Slugger" wrote in message ... [...] Ed you could have brokent this post up into 3 posts. That way you would be closer to attaining your goal and we can all break out the party cigarettes. Wayne LoGo, the Poet of ARBR, knows exactly what I am doing and what he has to do to prevent it. I do not cut intellectuals the slack that I cut to non-intellectuals. I expect more of them and I know how to get it out of them too. My goal will arrive in the goodness of time and I am in no hurry to reach the glorious event. I will make known my apotheosis to one and all if and when it happens. Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota |
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Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
Hey guys -
The TROLL still doesn't get the picture. [I've] now imposed on you a stricture... [It's hard to quote the TROLL in meter; He's such a raucous quacking bleater.] Another word from ancient annals! If 'strangely narrowed body channels' Is what the TROLL intends imposing, Then folks, I'll pass. Oh, he needs hosing, But might enjoy such wild diversions. Sure, he insists that vile perversions Have no appeal, and casts aspersions On folks he claims make those incursions, But he's admitted he's a liar. And who can know how hot the fire Of HELL might burn in his libido To violate his saintly credo? But even if he meant 'restriction', That's merely self-deluding fiction. I'm not within his jurisdiction, And what could be a worse infliction Than we've already been enduring? I find it strangely reassuring To think the TROLL might stop replying. Please, please don't fret; I won't be crying. But wait! I guess to minimize The length and breadth of TROLL replies, And spare the group's minds, souls and eyes From typos, thinkos and more lies: I need to mention poo-poo, guys. Regards (without restrictions), Wayne |
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Milestone Day for ARBR Approaches
"LoGo USA" wrote in message oups.com... Hey guys - The TROLL still doesn't get the picture. [I've] now imposed on you a stricture... [It's hard to quote the TROLL in meter; He's such a raucous quacking bleater.] Another word from ancient annals! If 'strangely narrowed body channels' Is what the TROLL intends imposing, Then folks, I'll pass. Oh, he needs hosing, But might enjoy such wild diversions. Sure, he insists that vile perversions Have no appeal, and casts aspersions On folks he claims make those incursions, But he's admitted he's a liar. And who can know how hot the fire Of HELL might burn in his libido To violate his saintly credo? Liberals like to throw words around like liar when they have run out of rational argument. Here's one I remember from my childhood: Liar, liar, pants on fire! It has the same effect now as it did then - childish and absurd. But even if he meant 'restriction', That's merely self-deluding fiction. I'm not within his jurisdiction, And what could be a worse infliction Than we've already been enduring? I find it strangely reassuring To think the TROLL might stop replying. Please, please don't fret; I won't be crying. I meant strictures. If I had meant restriction, then that is what I would have written. But wait! I guess to minimize The length and breadth of TROLL replies, And spare the group's minds, souls and eyes From typos, thinkos and more lies: I need to mention poo-poo, guys. Borderline, but I will let it pass. Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota |
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