California Cycling Adventure

mitigate these issues.

YEAH OUT HERE ON THE EXOCTIC EAST COAST we're reading and seeing pranksters throw kitty into the tree then call the cops for help...coocoocadoo lalalalala...we're considering a retro video

WANTED 30 BEEFY SEEDY DANCERS FOR FIREMAN HUMOR VIDEO....

here they come with the ladder......

Keystone

my mother who rode a Harley into her 80's gotta disabled parking sticker.

I asked...WTH what disabled ? she said, we dredged the canal.

I'm bitten by a rabid dog over the hill at Winthrop, owner odored.

I ask the cops...what's the story on shots for the animal.

and they said...Life is tough out here yagotta watch where you step.

zero on the shots.

GNW advanced life forms

On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 10:04:40 AM UTC-8, sms wrote:
On 12/15/2014 5:36 PM, jbeattie wrote:

Now we have bogus service dogs in public places. I was in a post-op waiting room to talk to my wife's doctor a week ago, and two alleged service dogs were barking at each other. Gawdamighty, in a f***** hospital. I would have freaked out but for the fact that my miniature horse was keeping me calm. I also had six cats under my coat just for back-up calming.

One year I was cross country skiing in Yosemite. A guy on our trip had
his dog with him and he was stopped by a ranger. Dogs are not allowed at
all, but he had the paperwork for his dog. It was an emotional support
animal. He still was cited for the dog being off-leash.

The guy seemed fine but I don't know what he would have been like
without the dog.

http://www.disabilityrightsca.org/pubs/548301.pdf

I think every pet is sometimes an emotional support animal, but clearly
there are those with psychiatric issues for whom the animal helps
mitigate these issues.

Sure, if you're seriously autistic or perhaps even psychotic (and dogs don't have the opposite effect of terrifying you or commanding you to murder people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Berkowitz). Otherwise, learn meditation or deep breathing. Drink less coffee.

The big racket is suing landlords under the Fair Housing Act for having a no-pet policies. Unlike the ADA that limits "service animals" to specially trained dogs, the FHA prohibits discrimination against persons with disabilities who need "assistance animals" -- which could be iguanas, ferrets, pot-belly pigs, alligators, etc. So if you can get a doctor to prescribe a pet, you're good to go and exempt from the no-pet policy at your condo or apartment. I want to get a doctor to prescribe a gaggle of Swedish bikini models.

People are such delicate flowers these days. Harden the f*** up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5UqTgGJ8Fg

-- Jay Beattie.

On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 3:27:06 PM UTC-5, jbeattie wrote:
On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 10:04:40 AM UTC-8, sms wrote:
On 12/15/2014 5:36 PM, jbeattie wrote:

Now we have bogus service dogs in public places. I was in a post-op waiting room to talk to my wife's doctor a week ago, and two alleged service dogs were barking at each other. Gawdamighty, in a f***** hospital. I would have freaked out but for the fact that my miniature horse was keeping me calm. I also had six cats under my coat just for back-up calming.

One year I was cross country skiing in Yosemite. A guy on our trip had
his dog with him and he was stopped by a ranger. Dogs are not allowed at
all, but he had the paperwork for his dog. It was an emotional support
animal. He still was cited for the dog being off-leash.

The guy seemed fine but I don't know what he would have been like
without the dog.

http://www.disabilityrightsca.org/pubs/548301.pdf

I think every pet is sometimes an emotional support animal, but clearly
there are those with psychiatric issues for whom the animal helps
mitigate these issues.

Sure, if you're seriously autistic or perhaps even psychotic (and dogs don't have the opposite effect of terrifying you or commanding you to murder people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Berkowitz). Otherwise, learn meditation or deep breathing. Drink less coffee.

The big racket is suing landlords under the Fair Housing Act for having a no-pet policies. Unlike the ADA that limits "service animals" to specially trained dogs, the FHA prohibits discrimination against persons with disabilities who need "assistance animals" -- which could be iguanas, ferrets, pot-belly pigs, alligators, etc. So if you can get a doctor to prescribe a pet, you're good to go and exempt from the no-pet policy at your condo or apartment. I want to get a doctor to prescribe a gaggle of Swedish bikini models.

People are such delicate flowers these days. Harden the f*** up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5UqTgGJ8Fg

-- Jay Beattie.

WELL THEN TRY A BROOKS SADDLE ?

On 12/16/2014 12:27 PM, jbeattie wrote:
On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 10:04:40 AM UTC-8, sms wrote:
On 12/15/2014 5:36 PM, jbeattie wrote:

Now we have bogus service dogs in public places. I was in a post-op waiting room to talk to my wife's doctor a week ago, and two alleged service dogs were barking at each other. Gawdamighty, in a f***** hospital. I would have freaked out but for the fact that my miniature horse was keeping me calm. I also had six cats under my coat just for back-up calming.

One year I was cross country skiing in Yosemite. A guy on our trip had
his dog with him and he was stopped by a ranger. Dogs are not allowed at
all, but he had the paperwork for his dog. It was an emotional support
animal. He still was cited for the dog being off-leash.

The guy seemed fine but I don't know what he would have been like
without the dog.

http://www.disabilityrightsca.org/pubs/548301.pdf

I think every pet is sometimes an emotional support animal, but clearly
there are those with psychiatric issues for whom the animal helps
mitigate these issues.

Sure, if you're seriously autistic or perhaps even psychotic (and dogs don't have the opposite effect of terrifying you or commanding you to murder people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Berkowitz). Otherwise, learn meditation or deep breathing. Drink less coffee.

The big racket is suing landlords under the Fair Housing Act for having a no-pet policies. Unlike the ADA that limits "service animals" to specially trained dogs, the FHA prohibits discrimination against persons with disabilities who need "assistance animals" -- which could be iguanas, ferrets, pot-belly pigs, alligators, etc. So if you can get a doctor to prescribe a pet, you're good to go and exempt from the no-pet policy at your condo or apartment. I want to get a doctor to prescribe a gaggle of Swedish bikini models.

More work for bus bench lawyers.

I received two class action settlement checks recently. One from Nutella
(false advertising), one from Toyota (unintended acceleration).
Together, I have enough for a meal for two at a cheap Chinese restaurant.

I know a doctor who can prescribe those models for you.

prescribe wanton and 3 egg rolls togo


http://goo.gl/81Hi7c

make that 5 egg rolls

On Tue, 16 Dec 2014 11:53:05 -0500, Frank Krygowski
wrote:

On 12/16/2014 6:23 AM, John B. Slocomb wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2014 23:51:13 -0500, Frank Krygowski
wrote:

On 12/15/2014 9:03 PM, John B. Slocomb wrote:

I believe that New Zealand once debated the need to back charge the
rescued for "services rendered" in the event of a sinking yacht
although I don't know the results of the debate there does appear to
be some logic involved.

Especially when our schizophrenic society worships "SAFETY!" and extreme
risk taking all at the same time.

At least they won't have to call an ambulance if this guy trips:
http://www.demilked.com/pentagon-net...rian-mosbaugh/


The state of Nevada apparently spent about a million dollars in the
unsuccessful search for Steve Fossett.

... and a lot of good that did.

Wasn't his bones found by a private search group some years later?

I think so. But again, a lot of good that did.

With going back and reading the entire story I can't be sure but I
think the series of events was that he disappeared; then his wife had
him declared legally dead so she inherited the estate and then his
remains were discovered so the discovery of his bones was legally a
big nothing.

--
Cheers,

John B.

On Tue, 16 Dec 2014 10:04:38 -0800, sms
wrote:

On 12/15/2014 5:36 PM, jbeattie wrote:

Now we have bogus service dogs in public places. I was in a post-op waiting room to talk to my wife's doctor a week ago, and two alleged service dogs were barking at each other. Gawdamighty, in a f***** hospital. I would have freaked out but for the fact that my miniature horse was keeping me calm. I also had six cats under my coat just for back-up calming.

One year I was cross country skiing in Yosemite. A guy on our trip had
his dog with him and he was stopped by a ranger. Dogs are not allowed at
all, but he had the paperwork for his dog. It was an emotional support
animal. He still was cited for the dog being off-leash.

The guy seemed fine but I don't know what he would have been like
without the dog.

http://www.disabilityrightsca.org/pubs/548301.pdf

I think every pet is sometimes an emotional support animal, but clearly
there are those with psychiatric issues for whom the animal helps
mitigate these issues.

There seems something very strange with you USians when your big
friend, and emotional support, is a dog.
--
Cheers,

John B.

On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 5:07:40 PM UTC-8, John B. Slocomb wrote:
On Tue, 16 Dec 2014 10:04:38 -0800, sms
wrote:

On 12/15/2014 5:36 PM, jbeattie wrote:

Now we have bogus service dogs in public places. I was in a post-op waiting room to talk to my wife's doctor a week ago, and two alleged service dogs were barking at each other. Gawdamighty, in a f***** hospital. I would have freaked out but for the fact that my miniature horse was keeping me calm. I also had six cats under my coat just for back-up calming.

One year I was cross country skiing in Yosemite. A guy on our trip had
his dog with him and he was stopped by a ranger. Dogs are not allowed at
all, but he had the paperwork for his dog. It was an emotional support
animal. He still was cited for the dog being off-leash.

The guy seemed fine but I don't know what he would have been like
without the dog.

http://www.disabilityrightsca.org/pubs/548301.pdf

I think every pet is sometimes an emotional support animal, but clearly
there are those with psychiatric issues for whom the animal helps
mitigate these issues.

There seems something very strange with you USians when your big
friend, and emotional support, is a dog.

I recently heard a woman describe herself as a "wife and a puppy mama." No, you own a dog. You did not give birth to it. It does not share your genetic material. The world is getting way too sappy.

-- Jay Beattie.

jbeattie writes:

On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 5:07:40 PM UTC-8, John B. Slocomb wrote:
On Tue, 16 Dec 2014 10:04:38 -0800, sms
wrote:

On 12/15/2014 5:36 PM, jbeattie wrote:

Now we have bogus service dogs in public places. I was in a post-op waiting room to talk to my wife's doctor a week ago, and two alleged service dogs were barking at each other. Gawdamighty, in a f***** hospital. I would have freaked out but for the fact that my miniature horse was keeping me calm. I also had six cats under my coat just for back-up calming.

One year I was cross country skiing in Yosemite. A guy on our trip had
his dog with him and he was stopped by a ranger. Dogs are not allowed at
all, but he had the paperwork for his dog. It was an emotional support
animal. He still was cited for the dog being off-leash.

The guy seemed fine but I don't know what he would have been like
without the dog.

http://www.disabilityrightsca.org/pubs/548301.pdf

I think every pet is sometimes an emotional support animal, but clearly
there are those with psychiatric issues for whom the animal helps
mitigate these issues.

There seems something very strange with you USians when your big
friend, and emotional support, is a dog.

I recently heard a woman describe herself as a "wife and a puppy mama." No, you own a dog. You did not give birth to it. It does not share your genetic material. The world is getting way too sappy.

Possibly, however, one can also adopt or be a step-parent.
Donating genes isn't a requirement for being a parent.
Being of the same species, though, certainly helps.

--
Joe Riel

expressions of love and compassion for the world around us are often incompletely grasped by strangers