PROOF that Mountain Bikers Aren't Out to "Enjoy Nature"

From: "Todd Schlemmer"
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:14 -0700
Subject: Weirdest Things Are Seen When Biking


I guess I should look up from the trail more often when I ride...
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All you need to do, Vandeman, is pull your head out of your ass ...




"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
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From: "Todd Schlemmer"
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:14 -0700
Subject: Weirdest Things Are Seen When Biking


I guess I should look up from the trail more often when I ride...
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are
fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:44:57 GMT, "Jeff Strickland"
wrote:

All you need to do, Vandeman, is pull your head out of your ass ...

Yawn. You aren't even entertaining. Do you really think anyone listens
to you? HA!

"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
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From: "Todd Schlemmer"
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:14 -0700
Subject: Weirdest Things Are Seen When Biking


I guess I should look up from the trail more often when I ride...
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are
fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

You pulled your head out of your ass long enough to listen. Enjoy the view
while it's out, breathe in some fresh air, and enjoy the reality the rest of
us have. While there are certainly rude and ridiculous people on the trail,
all of them are not bike riders, and not all bike riders are them. You, for
example, are rude and ridiculous.






"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:44:57 GMT, "Jeff Strickland"
wrote:

All you need to do, Vandeman, is pull your head out of your ass ...

Yawn. You aren't even entertaining. Do you really think anyone listens
to you? HA!

"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
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From: "Todd Schlemmer"
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:14 -0700
Subject: Weirdest Things Are Seen When Biking


I guess I should look up from the trail more often when I ride...
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are
fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are
fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:44:57 GMT, "Jeff Strickland"
wrote:

All you need to do, Vandeman, is pull your head out of your ass ...

No, that's Mike enjoying nature and being "scientific.".


Science according to Vanderspam.

Headline reads "Drunk Driver Arrested"
Body of article mentions "Police searched the vehicle and f ound open liquor
bottles,
marijuana and bicycle tools."

Vanderspam posts;

"Proof that mountain bikers break the law!"
"All Mountain Bikers use drugs!"
"Mountain Biker arrested under the influence!"

A big YAWN to Mikey the troll.

In article ,
says...
From: "Todd Schlemmer"
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:14 -0700
Subject: Weirdest Things Are Seen When Biking


I guess I should look up from the trail more often when I ride...
===

Taken, he won't tell you this of course, from a thread about amusing
things seen while riding -- in this case, indecent activities of certain
*off-trail* *hikers*.

I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat").

No, you're just stroking your ego(?) off the trail.

--
is Joshua Putnam
http://www.phred.org/~josh/
Braze your own bicycle frames. See
http://www.phred.org/~josh/build/build.html

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In article ,
says...
From: "Todd Schlemmer"
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:14 -0700
Subject: Weirdest Things Are Seen When Biking


I guess I should look up from the trail more often when I ride...
===

Taken, he won't tell you this of course, from a thread about amusing
things seen while riding -- in this case, indecent activities of certain
*off-trail* *hikers*.


The irony is that a guy wrote to say that he was so focused on his natural
surroundings while riding that he missed the hikers having sex, and Mike
selects a subject line that reads "PROOF that Mountain Bikers Aren't Out to
"Enjoy Nature".

I suppose that if riding a bike is not as enjoyable as watching people have
sex, then he's right.

PS
Leave it to Mike to crosspost a reply to a group that was not included in
the original post.

On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 15:23:46 GMT, "Jeff Strickland"
wrote:

You pulled your head out of your ass long enough to listen.

No one, including me, is listening, because you have nothing (honest)
to say. I'm only playing you for the fool you are.

Enjoy the view
while it's out, breathe in some fresh air, and enjoy the reality the rest of
us have. While there are certainly rude and ridiculous people on the trail,
all of them are not bike riders, and not all bike riders are them. You, for
example, are rude and ridiculous.






"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:44:57 GMT, "Jeff Strickland"
wrote:

All you need to do, Vandeman, is pull your head out of your ass ...

Yawn. You aren't even entertaining. Do you really think anyone listens
to you? HA!

"Mike Vandeman" wrote in message
...
From: "Todd Schlemmer"
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:14 -0700
Subject: Weirdest Things Are Seen When Biking


I guess I should look up from the trail more often when I ride...
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are
fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are
fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:41:25 -0700, wrote:

In article ,
says...
From: "Todd Schlemmer"
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:14 -0700
Subject: Weirdest Things Are Seen When Biking


I guess I should look up from the trail more often when I ride...
===

Taken, he won't tell you this of course, from a thread about amusing
things seen while riding -- in this case, indecent activities of certain
*off-trail* *hikers*.

At least they were enjoying "nature". Unlike you guys, who only enjoy
SQUASHING it.

I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat").

No, you're just stroking your ego(?) off the trail.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:54:18 GMT, "Jeff Strickland"
wrote:


wrote in message
t.net...
In article ,
says...
From: "Todd Schlemmer"
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:10:14 -0700
Subject: Weirdest Things Are Seen When Biking


I guess I should look up from the trail more often when I ride...
===

Taken, he won't tell you this of course, from a thread about amusing
things seen while riding -- in this case, indecent activities of certain
*off-trail* *hikers*.


The irony is that a guy wrote to say that he was so focused on his natural
surroundings while riding that he missed the hikers having sex,

Can't you READ? He said that he always focuses only on the trail!

and Mike
selects a subject line that reads "PROOF that Mountain Bikers Aren't Out to
"Enjoy Nature".

I suppose that if riding a bike is not as enjoyable as watching people have
sex, then he's right.

PS
Leave it to Mike to crosspost a reply to a group that was not included in
the original post.


===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande