Mountain biking causes warts, cancer, bad handwriting, deafness, psychosis and halitosis

Did I miss anything?
Just having fun and sparing the other guy the trouble.
Let's add:
haemmhoroids;
eczema;
tooth decay;
ozone layer depletion;
attention deficit disorder;
male lactation;
arthritis;
hives;
aspergers syndrome;
split ends;
waxy build-up;
near-sightedness;
malnutrition;
headaches;
....?

Max Penn wrote:
Did I miss anything?
Just having fun and sparing the other guy the trouble.
Let's add:
haemmhoroids;
eczema;
tooth decay;
ozone layer depletion;
attention deficit disorder;
male lactation;
arthritis;
hives;
aspergers syndrome;
split ends;
waxy build-up;
near-sightedness;
malnutrition;
headaches;
...?

Wow, If I would have known.... It explains some weird symptoms I've
been having though.

-Nate