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Old July 4th 04, 06:48 AM
DudeMan
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Default Frequently asked questions about Mike Vandeman

1. What does Mike do for a living?

a. Wears the cow suit at chick fil a
b. Sells tofu dogs at a stand on the corner
c. Drives an environmentally friendly compost truck
d. Runs Bicycle repairshop

2. Why does Mike post on the Usenet?

a. Boredom
b. He has no friends
c. Mental Problems
d. all of the above

3. Why does Mike hate mountain biking?

a. He could never learn to ride a bike as a child
b. A bike messenger cut him off in traffic
c. The seat irritates his hind end
d. His parents were killed in a tragic biking accident

4. What is Mikes PhD in?

a. Environmental Science
b. Cooking with Tofu
c. History of Transportation
d. Composting with natural fecies

5. What kind of pet does Mike have?

a. hairless dog
b. tailess cat
c. Pet Rock
d. He had a pet, but it was hit by a mountain bike

6. What is Mikes favorite food?

a. Vegitarian Lasagna
b. fried Bald Eagle
c. Roast California Condor
d. Roast Mountain Biker

7. What kind of vehicle does Mike drive?

a. VW Vanagan
b. Pinto
c. Diesel Rabbit modified to run on French Fry grease
d. no vehicle, licensed revoked for trying to run down a Mtn Biker

8. Where does Mike like to go when he eats out?

a. Vegitarian Sams
b. KFC
c. Tofu Stand
d. He is banned from all resturants in his town, he has to order take out

9. What does Mike do for entertainment?

a. makes prank phone calls
b. Goes bike riding
c. Burns old bicycle tires
d. Puts roofing tacks out on bike trails

10. Where will Mike build his humanless habitat?

a. the restroom at K-mart
b. the old town sewage plant
c. the local bicycle shop
d. His back yard (Does that mean he'll have to move?)



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Old July 4th 04, 02:22 PM
Stephen Baker
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Default Frequently Asked Questions about Mike Vandeman

That's 4 repeats in as many minutes - you're worse than VandySpam.

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