NoCom racer destroys competition in 400K race

Read it and weep asshatchet riders. Those lame USCF frames like Trek and Litespeed will never go this fast. When a NoCom racer competes everyone on the course gets passed.

NoCom RULES and is the FASTEST stock bike in the Known Universe.

Johnny NoCom
Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe®

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"Some of my best lap times for the 400 were after the 350 mark.
From 380Ks until the end I was lapping one guy every lap and the faster riders every third or fourth lap.
When the crowd at the start/finish line started to YELL and CLAP for me every time I came around,
this just helped me dig deeper and push harder, I was now smiling and happy to be so near the end of the epic race.
With 10Ks to go I ran out of water I didn’t think this was such a big deal but maybe the painful post-race cramping could have been avoided if I did drink more.
On last 5 laps (about11km) I started singing, I was SO

So what made up race was this at?

Tom

On 30 Jan 2005 12:50:02 -0800, "Tom" wrote:

So what made up race was this at?

Never end a sentence with a preposition.

"So what made up race was this at, asshole?

Lindsay wrote:
On 30 Jan 2005 12:50:02 -0800, "Tom" wrote:


So what made up race was this at?


Never end a sentence with a preposition.

"So what made up race was this at, asshole?

Pity it wasn't in Australia, then we could ask: "So what made up race
was this at Down Under [, asshole] ?"

Stewart Fleming wrote:
Lindsay wrote:
On 30 Jan 2005 12:50:02 -0800, "Tom" wrote:


So what made up race was this at?


Never end a sentence with a preposition.

"So what made up race was this at, asshole?

Pity it wasn't in Australia, then we could ask: "So what made up race
was this at Down Under [, asshole] ?"

Oh dear. It *was* in Australia.

Stewart Fleming wrote:

Pity it wasn't in Australia, then we could ask: "So what made up race
was this at Down Under [, asshole] ?"

I think Johnny NoCom is chuffing himself.

Bob Schwartz

On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 12:05:23 -0500, Lindsay
wrote:

On 30 Jan 2005 12:50:02 -0800, "Tom" wrote:

So what made up race was this at?

Never end a sentence with a preposition.

"So what made up race was this at, asshole?


Yes, the dangling preposition, a thing which with up we will not put.

Ron

On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 19:17:09 -0000, Bob Schwartz wrote:

Stewart Fleming wrote:

Pity it wasn't in Australia, then we could ask: "So what made up race
was this at Down Under [, asshole] ?"

I think Johnny NoCom is chuffing himself.

Well he's bragging that this thing went 400K in just under 12 hours.

Well, let's see how far guys on real bikes go in 12 hours.

http://www.bikesebring.org/2004results.html

Nothing to brag about for nocom.

Ron

Robert Chung wrote:
Stewart Fleming wrote:

Lindsay wrote:

On 30 Jan 2005 12:50:02 -0800, "Tom" wrote:



So what made up race was this at?


Never end a sentence with a preposition.

"So what made up race was this at, asshole?

Pity it wasn't in Australia, then we could ask: "So what made up race
was this at Down Under [, asshole] ?"


Oh dear. It *was* in Australia.

So there didn't even have to be a reason why you made the story about
where the race was at Down Under up for [, asshole]?"