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No lights, dark clothing, no reflectives, no street lights.
"Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 01 Nov 2014 18:14:48 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Phil W Lee" wrote in message ... "Tarcap" considered Sat, 1 Nov 2014 13:01:52 -0000 the perfect time to write: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote: You have no trouble in doing that yourself And thank you very much for your great compliment! Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and filthy, asinine and benighted? Please can I pong in your presence? That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes with being a cyclist, you see. no problem. I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you. We already know that. It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share their "Aroma de polecat" with us all. I don't believe anyone ever died of the emissions from a cyclist. I don't believe anyone ever died from the emissions of a skunk, either, but I understand it's an equally unpleasant experience. Take me to the nearest skunk. I need it for Tarcap. I think it would run away from you - it would find the stench of cyclist overpowering. |
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No lights, dark clothing, no reflectives, no street lights.
On Sun, 2 Nov 2014 12:30:09 -0000, "Tarcap" wrote:
"Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 01 Nov 2014 18:14:48 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Phil W Lee" wrote in message ... "Tarcap" considered Sat, 1 Nov 2014 13:01:52 -0000 the perfect time to write: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote: You have no trouble in doing that yourself And thank you very much for your great compliment! Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and filthy, asinine and benighted? Please can I pong in your presence? That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes with being a cyclist, you see. no problem. I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you. We already know that. It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share their "Aroma de polecat" with us all. I don't believe anyone ever died of the emissions from a cyclist. I don't believe anyone ever died from the emissions of a skunk, either, but I understand it's an equally unpleasant experience. Take me to the nearest skunk. I need it for Tarcap. I think it would run away from you - it would find the stench of cyclist overpowering. It could of course jump on him for a shag thinking it was another of his ilk. |
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No lights, dark clothing, no reflectives, no street lights.
On Sun, 02 Nov 2014 12:30:09 +0000, Tarcap wrote:
"Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 01 Nov 2014 18:14:48 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Phil W Lee" wrote in message ... "Tarcap" considered Sat, 1 Nov 2014 13:01:52 -0000 the perfect time to write: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote: You have no trouble in doing that yourself And thank you very much for your great compliment! Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and filthy, asinine and benighted? Please can I pong in your presence? That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes with being a cyclist, you see. no problem. I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you. We already know that. It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share their "Aroma de polecat" with us all. I don't believe anyone ever died of the emissions from a cyclist. I don't believe anyone ever died from the emissions of a skunk, either, but I understand it's an equally unpleasant experience. Take me to the nearest skunk. I need it for Tarcap. I think it would run away from you - it would find the stench of cyclist overpowering. And thank you very much for the great compliment! Now please acknowledge that I have bad breath and am the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. Just for you. |
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No lights, dark clothing, no reflectives, no street lights.
On Sun, 02 Nov 2014 19:05:29 +0000, Judith wrote:
On Sun, 2 Nov 2014 12:30:09 -0000, "Tarcap" wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 01 Nov 2014 18:14:48 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Phil W Lee" wrote in message ... "Tarcap" considered Sat, 1 Nov 2014 13:01:52 -0000 the perfect time to write: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote: You have no trouble in doing that yourself And thank you very much for your great compliment! Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and filthy, asinine and benighted? Please can I pong in your presence? That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes with being a cyclist, you see. no problem. I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you. We already know that. It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share their "Aroma de polecat" with us all. I don't believe anyone ever died of the emissions from a cyclist. I don't believe anyone ever died from the emissions of a skunk, either, but I understand it's an equally unpleasant experience. Take me to the nearest skunk. I need it for Tarcap. I think it would run away from you - it would find the stench of cyclist overpowering. It could of course jump on him for a shag thinking it was another of his ilk. Make up your minds. I am all agog with anticipation. |
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No lights, dark clothing, no reflectives, no street lights.
"Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sun, 02 Nov 2014 12:30:09 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 01 Nov 2014 18:14:48 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Phil W Lee" wrote in message ... "Tarcap" considered Sat, 1 Nov 2014 13:01:52 -0000 the perfect time to write: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote: You have no trouble in doing that yourself And thank you very much for your great compliment! Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and filthy, asinine and benighted? Please can I pong in your presence? That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes with being a cyclist, you see. no problem. I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you. We already know that. It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share their "Aroma de polecat" with us all. I don't believe anyone ever died of the emissions from a cyclist. I don't believe anyone ever died from the emissions of a skunk, either, but I understand it's an equally unpleasant experience. Take me to the nearest skunk. I need it for Tarcap. I think it would run away from you - it would find the stench of cyclist overpowering. And thank you very much for the great compliment! Now please acknowledge that I have bad breath and am the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. Just for you. If that's how you choose to describe yourself, who am I to doubt it? |
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No lights, dark clothing, no reflectives, no street lights.
On Mon, 03 Nov 2014 12:26:20 +0000, Tarcap wrote:
"Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sun, 02 Nov 2014 12:30:09 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 01 Nov 2014 18:14:48 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Phil W Lee" wrote in message ... "Tarcap" considered Sat, 1 Nov 2014 13:01:52 -0000 the perfect time to write: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:22:32 +0000, Tarcap wrote: "Peter Keller" wrote in message ... On Thu, 30 Oct 2014 11:10:43 +0000, Tarcap wrote: You have no trouble in doing that yourself And thank you very much for your great compliment! Npow can I please have from you the further honour of being dank and filthy, asinine and benighted? Please can I pong in your presence? That's probably something over which you have no control. Probably comes with being a cyclist, you see. no problem. I have no intention of holding back my emissions because of you. We already know that. It is a problem we have to face daily, what with cyclists proud to share their "Aroma de polecat" with us all. I don't believe anyone ever died of the emissions from a cyclist. I don't believe anyone ever died from the emissions of a skunk, either, but I understand it's an equally unpleasant experience. Take me to the nearest skunk. I need it for Tarcap. I think it would run away from you - it would find the stench of cyclist overpowering. And thank you very much for the great compliment! Now please acknowledge that I have bad breath and am the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. Just for you. If that's how you choose to describe yourself, who am I to doubt it? Just for you. And I spew it all in your direction. |
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