Inconsiderate parking

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
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Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything. When I spoke to
the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him,
or
he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

You have done for centurys now.

Not in considerable numbers.

Wrong, as always.

Google search reveals:
"In 2016, the Italian embassy in London estimated that 600,000 Italians
were resident in the UK."

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you are wrong as
always.

"results from the United Kingdom 2011 Census giving the UK Muslim
population in 2011 as 2,786,635"

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you are wrong as
always.

If you can't see that 2,786,635 600,000, you need to go back to school.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

So your dementia has removed your arithmetic abilities, thought so.

We have billions of Muslims,

Unlikely given the total population, even if everyone else had left.

2.8 million out of 65 million is a ****ing big percentage,

But clearly not billions.

given they've got their own country to be in.

So has everyone else.

But the Muslims are the ones invading in the billions.

Unlikely given that there arent that many of
them in the entire world and plenty of them
are quite happy to stay in their own country.

They have made their religion the second biggest in the UK. It's an invasion alright. Sharia law soon....

? and a fair number of Polish, but no Italians to speak of.

Wrong, as always.

"As of 2016, the number of Polish-born UK residents was estimated at
911,000"

That was a comment about the dagos, stupid.

Which number less than the Polish, aswell as the Muslims.

But refutes your stupid pig ignorant claim that there aren't any.

You really need to learn basic English. "There aren't any" does not mean zero.

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news he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense satisfaction.

And see you ****ed over when they use their surveillance cameras to see
who
did it.

He doesn't have surveillance cameras.

Someone will have.

I can easily drive past his car with my hand out the window and scrape his
car.

And the video will show you driving with your hand out of the car.

Cameras will just see me driving past, like every other car.

Wrong, as always.

They won't know who did it.

Wrong, as always.

The camera will be on the house, the camera cannot see between the cars, especially as the ****wit puts the car on his side of the road.

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0

Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0

******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they
do
parking
wise.

It did once.

Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately parked so
as
to
block the road. I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring
the
BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was stupidly
on
the other side. When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the
BMW
and
blamed its driver. The guy trying to get past went and knocked on
his
door and started yelling. I drove away and left them to it.

Had no effect on where he parked.

I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since
seen
that car parked on the other side. It used to always be on the wrong
side. The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy
than
the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

They arent doing that.

You can't be that thick.

You clearly are, that's why you are unemployable.

Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted.

Don't need to.

Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car parks
on
the right. Leave enough gap for
passing traffic to get past, and parked cars are at least
one car's length apart. Now put them all on the same side, no gaps
required.

That's not take up two spaces with one car.

The explanation was clearly too complicated for you.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

If every other car is on alternate sides of a road two car widths wide,
clearly you need a 1 car length gap between each parked car.

It wouldn't be possible drive down the street like that.

Indeed, the space would probably have to be longer,

Absolutely certainly would have to be longer, so
your original was just plain wrong, as always.

No, you just made my point even more valid.

Cars all on one side take up less room.

Duh.

Which is my whole ****ing point. So you agree with me now? That if he parks on the other side, along with the other cars, he makes more room for everyone else.

If you wish to deny this, then explain why.

Having fun thrashing that straw man ?

Replying with paper bag nonsense only serves to show you're an ignorant
fool.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I'd get further talking to a robot.

This equates to taking up twice as much space as all cars parked on one
side.

Wrong, as always.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,

They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

They do both of those very badly indeed.

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself
outside their office. That will fix the problem.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their
offices.

Best just to set fire to their offices.

That won't get them doing anything any better.

It'll prevent them from doing the harm they are currently doing.

Nope. They'd just use temporary offices till that
one is replaced.

They have limited funds.

Not when the building is insured they don't.

The policy will rise. Anyway, councils don't insure, they cover their own losses, it works out cheaper. I used to work for one....

Perhaps they would then spend less on building speed bumps at £10,000 a
piece.

Or the insurance covers the new building and
they carry on regardless with speed bumps.

Yet again, you split what I say in two and respond twice., This is a sign of a ****ed up mind. Or maybe you just like the sound of your own typing?

Seriously they do actually cost that much with all the paperwork.

More fool you lot.

Not me, the council.

Not to mention the suspension damage that Joe Public pays for.

Only the fools that are actually stupid enough to keep
charging over them at higher than the speed limit.

Never had any suspension damage with mine.

My neighbour slows to a QUARTER of the limit and has to replace springs as often as me. It's well documented that they **** up cars. And I find it smoother to go faster, the main body of the car has no time to move, so only the wheels move. That why I only break the odd spring and don't damage the rest of the car or my own spine.

With you in jail for setting fire to it.

Only if caught.

Trivial to do that with the surveillance cameras.

Trivial to avoid that with fake plates and a balaclava.

If you set fire to yourself outside their office,
that will fix the problem completely.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely
confused,

Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of
his
****ing tree'

I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

So you don't have common sense then, I can believe that.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Get your head out of the sand.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths,
takes
up
twice the room.

And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.

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news he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense
satisfaction.

And see you ****ed over when they use their surveillance cameras
to see
who
did it.

He doesn't have surveillance cameras.

Someone will have.

I can easily drive past his car with my hand out the window and scrape
his car.* Cameras will just see me driving past, like every other car.
They won't know who did it.

and no programs are world wide ,
you sure shut up over that **** ,

No I didn't.

now learn to drive a quit blubbering ,
about parked cars

Already explained to you the difference between parking and driving.

and i told you you suck at both

I always park on the same side as the other cars.* I take up half the
space.

so what , he doesn't , tough ****

On 2018-12-27 5:49 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On 2018-12-27 3:20 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On 2018-12-27 2:14 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On 12/27/2018 11:10 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
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Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0





Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0





******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is
annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?* The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".* The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.
When
I
spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely
confused, he
wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

I still don't see which is the correct side of the street to
park.
Is
it dictated by local custom and usage, or is it down to the first
car
to park dictating which side?

First car to park obviously.* It works ok in most streets,
particularly
ones that get completely full when everyone's at home.* If people
parked
on the other side, someone would end up with nowhere to park and
there'd
be arguments.* How difficult is it to park on the same side as
another
car which is close to where you're parking?* I always manage it,
it's
not rocket science.

And how do you know which car parked first to set your rule in
effect?

When there are 4 on one side and 1 on the other, it's clear who went
wrong.

learn how to drive

My driving ability is irrelevant to him wasting parking spaces.

learn to drive anyway

You're repeating yourself almost as much as Rod.

Stupids need lots of repetition.

Repeating silly childish insults achieves nothing.* If you wish to make
your point, then explain it.

when i do you stop answering completely

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On 2018-12-27 3:20 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On 2018-12-27 2:14 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
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On 12/27/2018 11:10 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:52:30 -0000, Graham.

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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0






Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0






******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is
annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would
you
suggest?* The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".* The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.
When I
spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely
confused, he
wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

I still don't see which is the correct side of the street to
park. Is
it dictated by local custom and usage, or is it down to the
first car
to park dictating which side?

First car to park obviously.* It works ok in most streets,
particularly
ones that get completely full when everyone's at home.* If people
parked
on the other side, someone would end up with nowhere to park and
there'd
be arguments.* How difficult is it to park on the same side as
another
car which is close to where you're parking?* I always manage it,
it's
not rocket science.

And how do you know which car parked first to set your rule in
effect?

When there are 4 on one side and 1 on the other, it's clear who
went
wrong.

learn how to drive

My driving ability is irrelevant to him wasting parking spaces.

learn to drive anyway

You're repeating yourself almost as much as Rod.

Stupids need lots of repetition.

he's obviously closed his brain over the matter ,
so there must be some gain in bitching about it ,
more than learning how to drive

Nothing to do with driving, it's to do with the space taken up by parked
cars.

if you could drive what the other cars did wouldn't matter

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is
annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?* The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter".
The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.* When I
spoke to
the
guy in person, he just looked completely confused, he wasn't
intelligent
enough to understand, I thought a simple diagram might help him,
or
he
can get his wife to explain.

hire the mafia

We don't let Italians into this country.

You have done for centurys now.

Not in considerable numbers.

Wrong, as always.

Google search reveals:
"In 2016, the Italian embassy in London estimated that 600,000
Italians
were resident in the UK."

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you are wrong as
always.

"results from the United Kingdom 2011 Census giving the UK Muslim
population in 2011 as 2,786,635"

Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you are wrong as
always.

If you can't see that 2,786,635 600,000, you need to go back to
school.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

So your dementia has removed your arithmetic abilities, thought so.

We have billions of Muslims,

Unlikely given the total population, even if everyone else had left.

2.8 million out of 65 million is a ****ing big percentage,

But clearly not billions.

given they've got their own country to be in.

So has everyone else.

But the Muslims are the ones invading in the billions.

Unlikely given that there arent that many of
them in the entire world and plenty of them
are quite happy to stay in their own country.

They have made their religion the second biggest in the UK.* It's an
invasion alright.* Sharia law soon....

? and a fair number of Polish, but no Italians to speak of.

Wrong, as always.

"As of 2016, the number of Polish-born UK residents was estimated at
911,000"

That was a comment about the dagos, stupid.

Which number less than the Polish, aswell as the Muslims.

But refutes your stupid pig ignorant claim that there aren't any.

You really need to learn basic English.* "There aren't any" does not
mean zero.

yes it does

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help?* This will be printed off and placed
under
the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0


Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0


******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is
annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest?

Not suggesting anything. Nothing you can do will change what they
do
parking
wise.

It did once.

Nope.

I was parking in a street for 5 minutes, and deliberately
parked so
as
to
block the road.* I parked the same side as 10 other cars, ignoring
the
BMW
(it's almost always a BMW, they're selfish pricks) that was
stupidly
on
the other side.* When someone tried to get past, I pointed to the
BMW
and
blamed its driver.* The guy trying to get past went and knocked on
his
door and started yelling.* I drove away and left them to it.

Had no effect on where he parked.

I don't know what the conversation was, as I'd left, but I've since
seen
that car parked on the other side.* It used to always be on the
wrong
side.* The guy trying to get past was built substantially more heavy
than
the BMW owner.

The police have already told me it's "not a police matter".

They're right, they are parking legally.

It shouldn't be legal to take up two spaces with one car.

They arent doing that.

You can't be that thick.

You clearly are, that's why you are unemployable.

Draw a diagram similar to the one I posted.

Don't need to.

Imagine every other car parks on the left, and every other car parks
on
the right.* Leave enough gap for
*passing traffic to get past, and parked cars are at least
one car's length apart.* Now put them all on the same side, no gaps
required.

That's not take up two spaces with one car.

The explanation was clearly too complicated for you.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

If every other car is on alternate sides of a road two car widths
wide,
clearly you need a 1 car length gap between each parked car.

It wouldn't be possible drive down the street like that.

Indeed, the space would probably have to be longer,

Absolutely certainly would have to be longer, so
your original was just plain wrong, as always.

No, you just made my point even more valid.

Cars all on one side take up less room.

Duh.

Which is my whole ****ing point.* So you agree with me now?* That if he
parks on the other side, along with the other cars, he makes more room
for everyone else.

If you wish to deny this, then explain why.

Having fun thrashing that straw man ?

Replying with paper bag nonsense only serves to show you're an ignorant
fool.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

I'd get further talking to a robot.

This equates to taking up twice as much space as all cars parked on
one
side.

Wrong, as always.

The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.

Nothing they can do either.

My council won't do anything about anything,

They obviously do collect the rubbish and put in
those speed bumps you froth at the mouth about.

They do both of those very badly indeed.

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself
outside their office. That will fix the problem.

and it's usually them causing the problem in the first place!

Then do the decent thing and set fire to yourself outside their
offices.

Best just to set fire to their offices.

That won't get them doing anything any better.

It'll prevent them from doing the harm they are currently doing.

Nope. They'd just use temporary offices till that
one is replaced.

They have limited funds.

Not when the building is insured they don't.

The policy will rise.* Anyway, councils don't insure, they cover their
own losses, it works out cheaper.* I used to work for one....

Perhaps they would then spend less on building speed bumps at £10,000 a
piece.

Or the insurance covers the new building and
they carry on regardless with speed bumps.

Yet again, you split what I say in two and respond twice.,* This is a
sign of a ****ed up mind.* Or maybe you just like the sound of your own
typing?

Seriously they do actually cost that much with all the paperwork.

More fool you lot.

Not me, the council.

Not to mention the suspension damage that Joe Public pays for.

Only the fools that are actually stupid enough to keep
charging over them at higher than the speed limit.

Never had any suspension damage with mine.

My neighbour slows to a QUARTER of the limit and has to replace springs
as often as me.* It's well documented that they **** up cars.* And I
find it smoother to go faster, the main body of the car has no time to
move, so only the wheels move.* That why I only break the odd spring and
don't damage the rest of the car or my own spine.

With you in jail for setting fire to it.

Only if caught.

Trivial to do that with the surveillance cameras.

Trivial to avoid that with fake plates and a balaclava.

If you set fire to yourself outside their office,
that will fix the problem completely.

When I spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely
confused,

Yep, while thinking to himself 'this ****er is completely out of
his
****ing tree'

I took you as a bloke with some logic and common sense.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

So you don't have common sense then, I can believe that.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Get your head out of the sand.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Draw a little diagram for yourself if it helps, or just use mine.

You never could bull**** your way out of a wet paper bag.

Parking on alternate sides of a street which is two car widths,
takes
up
twice the room.

And yet the council doesn't ban parking on one side of the street.

They do when it becomes a problem.

So they don't see that there is a problem.

It's not a problem, but an annoyance.* I cannot tolerate stupidity.

Then top yourself.

That would not remove the stupidity of my neighbour.

But would solve the problem.

No, the problem would continue to annoy every other sensible neighbour.
Funny how everyone else in the street uses the same side.

But usually when a street gets very busy, people start seeing sense.

Don't believe that.

Yip, even in council estates.
https://goo.gl/maps/WD5ZE7AUq3D2

Pity about
https://goo.gl/maps/tm6hNg3YFzB2

All those cars are parked on the right.

Wrong, as always.

The picture shows they are.* Are you really that stupid?

The others are on the pavement and not in the way.

The point that keeps eluding you is cars parked alternately ON THE ROAD
taking up more room.

Never said they didn't, I JUST said that they don't take
up TWICE as much room. Its much more than that.

Which reinforces MY side of the argument!* Oh my god, you used to at
least provide a decent discussion, now you've just lost your head.

Imagine all those cars on the left parked alternately on each side.
There would be room for exactly half the cars.

Wrong, as always.

For gods sake get a bit of paper and work it out with a little diagram.

Don't need one.

You're fearing that you might be wrong....

If you can prove I'm wrong with your own diagram, I will accept defeat.

You never do.

I will if you can show me the diagram, but you've already admitted that
it takes up more than twice the space.

But that ain't gonna happen, because I know I'm right.

You're obviously not with your stupid EXACTLY HALF THE CARS.

You're picking at silly little OCD arguments.* All you've done is prove
I'm even more right than I thought.* Taking up more than twice the space
makes it even more stupid to park on the wrong side.

he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense
satisfaction.

And see you ****ed over when they use their surveillance cameras
to see
who
did it.

He doesn't have surveillance cameras.

Someone will have.

Not aimed at his car.* People tend to film their own land.

Its hardly ever feasible to just film your own land
and even a terminal ****wit such as yourself should
have noticed that with cars parked in the street all
the time because there are no driveways, quite a
few might well want to video their parked cars.

But won't be able to film between two cars passing with a foot gap.* The
camera would have to be a drone hovering over the centre of the road.
Or did you fail trigonometry at school?

a whole foot of room , what the fk are you complaining for

"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 23:02:04 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 3:20 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 21:18:55 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 2:14 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 20:17:56 -0000, Bob F
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On 12/27/2018 11:10 AM, William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:52:30 -0000, Graham.

wrote:

On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 18:15:21 -0000, Rod Speed
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"William Gothberg" "William wrote in
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news On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:04:45 -0000, Simon Jester

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On Wednesday, December 26, 2018 at 6:05:50 PM UTC, William
Gothberg
wrote:
Think this will help? This will be printed off and placed
under the
wipers of all the nutters who park on the wrong side of the
road:

Side 1, facing outwards for everyone to see:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/koaz45k1yh...e%201.jpg?dl=0




Side 2, facing inwards:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3sogvc7e8w...e%202.jpg?dl=0




******son Sword Troll

As a cyclist you should appreciate that bad parking is
annoying.

You putting stuff under wipers isnt going to change anything

Short of pushing the car to the correct position, what would you
suggest? The police have already told me it's "not a police
matter". The council are lazy ****s who won't do anything.
When
I
spoke to the guy in person, he just looked completely confused,
he
wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram
might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

I still don't see which is the correct side of the street to
park.
Is
it dictated by local custom and usage, or is it down to the first
car
to park dictating which side?

First car to park obviously. It works ok in most streets,
particularly
ones that get completely full when everyone's at home. If people
parked
on the other side, someone would end up with nowhere to park and
there'd
be arguments. How difficult is it to park on the same side as
another
car which is close to where you're parking? I always manage it,
it's
not rocket science.

And how do you know which car parked first to set your rule in
effect?

When there are 4 on one side and 1 on the other, it's clear who went
wrong.

learn how to drive

My driving ability is irrelevant to him wasting parking spaces.

learn to drive anyway

You're repeating yourself almost as much as Rod.

Stupids need lots of repetition.

Repeating silly childish insults achieves nothing.

It isnt an insult, it's a statement of fact.

If you wish to make your point, then explain it.

I did, repeatedly. You're too stupid to understand the explanation.

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On 2018-12-27 4:44 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 23:21:23 -0000, % wrote:

On 2018-12-27 4:17 p.m., William Gothberg wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2018 22:43:00 -0000, Rod Speed

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"William Gothberg" wrote in message
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"William Gothberg" wrote in
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"William Gothberg" wrote in
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"William Gothberg" wrote in
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news he wasn't intelligent enough to understand, I thought a simple
diagram might help him, or he can get his wife to explain.

Taint gunna work.

Well there's always the mess a key makes of paintwork.

That wont get them all parking on the same side either.

But it'll cost the **** money, and it'll give me immense
satisfaction.

And see you ****ed over when they use their surveillance cameras
to see
who
did it.

He doesn't have surveillance cameras.

Someone will have.

I can easily drive past his car with my hand out the window and scrape
his car. Cameras will just see me driving past, like every other car.
They won't know who did it.

and no programs are world wide ,
you sure shut up over that **** ,

No I didn't.

now learn to drive a quit blubbering ,
about parked cars

Already explained to you the difference between parking and driving.

and i told you you suck at both

I always park on the same side as the other cars.

I take up half the space.

Wrong, as always.