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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
You neighbbour making your life hell with the roosters crowing all
night and the hens in labour all day groaning like they have a spanner stuck in their asses? Here is THE only solution the internet searches have - I invented it because no one out there had one. "Is it illegal to shoot my neighbour ´s rooster" - is not a solution. luls. Here is the solution peoples: I actually worked out a brilliant solution to the rooster thing but first I will try again going to the authorites and asking them to do their job and enforce the law. But you can tell Paul this one: There is a drug that people over 70 often take so that their blood can not clot. It is a decoagulant. It is called Wafaren Sodium. There are brand names but that is the active ingrediant. They have stopped using arsenic in rat poisens and started using this drug instead. The amazing thing about it is that it has a half-life of 1-3 months. it is a Vitamin K antigen which means the body can not coagulate blood. With rats, they end up dying of internal bleeding. It is not that painful death compared to arsenic. It is based on the fact that eventually the rat will endure an injury - internal or external, the blood will not stop flowing, and it will bleed to death. So I studied about Chickens and rat poisen using Wafarin and I was lucky enough to find a post of a chicken owner who was worried about his dad who put this type of rat poisen in their old car in the paddock and he realised one day that rats often do not eat food but go and store it somewhere for later. And he was worried that if the rats stored it in a place that the chickens could get to it, well he wanted to know if it would pass through to the eggs. And there was a discussion there about there being three blood-barries to an egg, and the consensus on the forum is that he should not worry aboutit. If there were traces in the eggs, he will notice as easily bruising and bleeding but there is common Vitamin K suppliment medication that you can take and you take for 3 months until the decoagulent is out of your system. But the drug ingested directly is very dangerous - When old people with bad veins start taking this medication they are monitored very carefully until the doctors know they are giving the person the right dosage. Too much and you could get a little cut and then bleed to death in your sleep, like having an open vein. So legally, an attempted murder of the chickens would not get me imprisoned for reckless endagering the lives of the owners. And also because the chicken family often venture outside the property, where I could plant this trap, I will not be legally in trouble for messing with the guy´s property. So I wondered, "Well the rat poisen they sell with this drug is always an obvious bright colour and this will not work for my clandestine operation." So then I studied the chemical itself, and saw that it is soluble in alcohol. This means if I can get a bag of that chemical, I then dissolve it with alcohol, pour it over grass seeds, and then wait for the alcohol to evaporate and all the grass seeds will be impregnated with this drug. The chickens will not all die immediately. What will happen is that over the next three months, the ´farmer´ will notice blood over eggs, will notice that other chickens have been pecking to death other chickens and ALSO, because of their rapid blood losses, they will be quiet and weak. And he wont know why because he does not maintain them in any way other than throwing scrap food at them. The brilliance of this model is that the farmer will not realise its an attack from a neighbour. The other brilliance of this model is that the neigbours who also hate the chickens, I have told them all this model and I told them with a witness - Christian. So I am NOT going to go and do this. But what I am doing is educating the neighbours on how to do this. So the only flaw in my model, is if a neighbour tells this nutjob the above story. But the nutjob will never know it was me who planted the trap. Now that is what that neanderthal nutjob gets when he messes with an educated person. And I hope now one of the neighbours goes and does it. Most people here not how to get prescription drugs. They simply need to buy that Wafarin, grind up the pills into a powder, then mix it into alcohol. (ethanol). Then they need to pour that dissolved mixture into a glass of grass-seeds. Then wait for it to eavaporate and dry. Now they just need to throw those seeds in the street around where the chickens go. The death rate of the chickens will go up 10 times but it is what is called a SLOW KILL conspiracy. The other brilliant aspect is that it is not cruel to the chickens. The death is not unlike how they often die - and what are those chickens for but cutting their heads off. All the neighbours hate the chickens. So I told them how to kill get rid of them. The dogs dont eat seeds and if they did a few of them it will not kill them. it is a way to destroy the guy´s chicken flock over a period of three months. Remember - once the chicken has consumed the active- concentration of the drug, he will be like that for 3 months because of the half-life of the drug (which is the amzing discovery I made). Also, the internet does not have anyone who has posted a solution to how to kill your neighbours chickens. ut Because the nutjob is outside the law in having Chickens in the first place, and because he lets them roam in the street from time to time, the police will not pay to go have the Chicken blood samples analytically tested. The only weakness in my model is that he is a nutjob. But I have my neighbours on my side about this. Also, I wont be the one to commit the crime, because the neighbours hate the chickens so much, and also the owner so much, that it is highly likely one of them will go take this information and do it. I dont need to do anything but wait now. Information is POWER. Noone on the net has ever explained how to kill your neighbours chickens. There are posts like, "Is it illegal for me to shoot my neighbours rooster". That is not a solution. I invented the solution. Because the seeds will not be coloured, as they were made the way I specified (and I specify a very high concentration so that one seed will contain enough of this drug to disable the coagulation of the blood in the chicken), you wont be able to find them. Somone only needs throw a few hundred of these prepared seeds in the street and all those chickens will be very weak or dead in the next three months. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brodifacoum That is far more poweful that Wafarin. I have not calculated the dosing concentrations you want but that is the latest anticoagulant. And it is soluble in alcohol. |
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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
Why not just kill the neighbours?
wrote in message ... You neighbbour making your life hell with the roosters crowing all night and the hens in labour all day groaning like they have a spanner stuck in their asses? Here is THE only solution the internet searches have - I invented it because no one out there had one. "Is it illegal to shoot my neighbour ´s rooster" - is not a solution. luls. Here is the solution peoples: I actually worked out a brilliant solution to the rooster thing but first I will try again going to the authorites and asking them to do their job and enforce the law. But you can tell Paul this one: There is a drug that people over 70 often take so that their blood can not clot. It is a decoagulant. It is called Wafaren Sodium. There are brand names but that is the active ingrediant. They have stopped using arsenic in rat poisens and started using this drug instead. The amazing thing about it is that it has a half-life of 1-3 months. it is a Vitamin K antigen which means the body can not coagulate blood. With rats, they end up dying of internal bleeding. It is not that painful death compared to arsenic. It is based on the fact that eventually the rat will endure an injury - internal or external, the blood will not stop flowing, and it will bleed to death. So I studied about Chickens and rat poisen using Wafarin and I was lucky enough to find a post of a chicken owner who was worried about his dad who put this type of rat poisen in their old car in the paddock and he realised one day that rats often do not eat food but go and store it somewhere for later. And he was worried that if the rats stored it in a place that the chickens could get to it, well he wanted to know if it would pass through to the eggs. And there was a discussion there about there being three blood-barries to an egg, and the consensus on the forum is that he should not worry aboutit. If there were traces in the eggs, he will notice as easily bruising and bleeding but there is common Vitamin K suppliment medication that you can take and you take for 3 months until the decoagulent is out of your system. But the drug ingested directly is very dangerous - When old people with bad veins start taking this medication they are monitored very carefully until the doctors know they are giving the person the right dosage. Too much and you could get a little cut and then bleed to death in your sleep, like having an open vein. So legally, an attempted murder of the chickens would not get me imprisoned for reckless endagering the lives of the owners. And also because the chicken family often venture outside the property, where I could plant this trap, I will not be legally in trouble for messing with the guy´s property. So I wondered, "Well the rat poisen they sell with this drug is always an obvious bright colour and this will not work for my clandestine operation." So then I studied the chemical itself, and saw that it is soluble in alcohol. This means if I can get a bag of that chemical, I then dissolve it with alcohol, pour it over grass seeds, and then wait for the alcohol to evaporate and all the grass seeds will be impregnated with this drug. The chickens will not all die immediately. What will happen is that over the next three months, the ´farmer´ will notice blood over eggs, will notice that other chickens have been pecking to death other chickens and ALSO, because of their rapid blood losses, they will be quiet and weak. And he wont know why because he does not maintain them in any way other than throwing scrap food at them. The brilliance of this model is that the farmer will not realise its an attack from a neighbour. The other brilliance of this model is that the neigbours who also hate the chickens, I have told them all this model and I told them with a witness - Christian. So I am NOT going to go and do this. But what I am doing is educating the neighbours on how to do this. So the only flaw in my model, is if a neighbour tells this nutjob the above story. But the nutjob will never know it was me who planted the trap. Now that is what that neanderthal nutjob gets when he messes with an educated person. And I hope now one of the neighbours goes and does it. Most people here not how to get prescription drugs. They simply need to buy that Wafarin, grind up the pills into a powder, then mix it into alcohol. (ethanol). Then they need to pour that dissolved mixture into a glass of grass-seeds. Then wait for it to eavaporate and dry. Now they just need to throw those seeds in the street around where the chickens go. The death rate of the chickens will go up 10 times but it is what is called a SLOW KILL conspiracy. The other brilliant aspect is that it is not cruel to the chickens. The death is not unlike how they often die - and what are those chickens for but cutting their heads off. All the neighbours hate the chickens. So I told them how to kill get rid of them. The dogs dont eat seeds and if they did a few of them it will not kill them. it is a way to destroy the guy´s chicken flock over a period of three months. Remember - once the chicken has consumed the active- concentration of the drug, he will be like that for 3 months because of the half-life of the drug (which is the amzing discovery I made). Also, the internet does not have anyone who has posted a solution to how to kill your neighbours chickens. ut Because the nutjob is outside the law in having Chickens in the first place, and because he lets them roam in the street from time to time, the police will not pay to go have the Chicken blood samples analytically tested. The only weakness in my model is that he is a nutjob. But I have my neighbours on my side about this. Also, I wont be the one to commit the crime, because the neighbours hate the chickens so much, and also the owner so much, that it is highly likely one of them will go take this information and do it. I dont need to do anything but wait now. Information is POWER. Noone on the net has ever explained how to kill your neighbours chickens. There are posts like, "Is it illegal for me to shoot my neighbours rooster". That is not a solution. I invented the solution. Because the seeds will not be coloured, as they were made the way I specified (and I specify a very high concentration so that one seed will contain enough of this drug to disable the coagulation of the blood in the chicken), you wont be able to find them. Somone only needs throw a few hundred of these prepared seeds in the street and all those chickens will be very weak or dead in the next three months. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brodifacoum That is far more poweful that Wafarin. I have not calculated the dosing concentrations you want but that is the latest anticoagulant. And it is soluble in alcohol. |
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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
On 6/12/2010 7:44 AM, Peter Jason wrote:
Why not just kill the neighbours? The punishment is much more severe if he gets caught, and the authorities are likely to put much more effort into catching him. Sylvia. |
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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
Peter Jason wrote:
Why not just kill the neighbours? Why not just kill yourself? Chooks (roosters excepted) are generally a lot less annoying than endlessly yapping dogs. BTH -- Posted at www.usenet.com.au |
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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
"BT Humble" wrote Peter Jason wrote: Why not just kill the neighbours? Why not just kill yourself? Excellent Idea. Chooks (roosters excepted) are generally a lot less annoying than endlessly yapping dogs. We no longer have a rooster, but still have three chooks, two geese, and two dogs. The geese are much noisier than the dogs. We used to have seven chooks but there is now a well-fed fox close by. Theo |
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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
"Sylvia Else" wrote in message ... On 6/12/2010 7:44 AM, Peter Jason wrote: Why not just kill the neighbours? The punishment is much more severe if he gets caught, and the authorities are likely to put much more effort into catching him. Sylvia. Anyway, what's wrong with chickens? We used to have them wandering in to eat the slugs and snails. Ducks are bad; they crap over everything! |
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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
wrote in message ... You neighbbour making your life hell with the roosters crowing all night and the hens in labour all day groaning like they have a spanner stuck in their asses? Here is THE only solution the internet searches have - I invented it because no one out there had one. "Is it illegal to shoot my neighbour ´s rooster" - is not a solution. luls. internal or external, the blood will not stop flowing, and it will bleed to death. But the drug ingested directly is very dangerous - When old people with bad veins start taking this medication they are monitored very carefully until the doctors know they are giving the person the right dosage. Too much and you could get a little cut and then bleed to death in your sleep, like having an open vein. imprisoned for reckless endagering the lives of the owners. And also because the chicken family often venture outside the property, where I could plant this trap, I will not be legally in trouble for messing with the guy´s property. So I wondered, "Well the rat poisen they sell with this drug is always an obvious bright colour and this will not work for my clandestine operation." So then I studied the chemical itself, and saw that it is soluble in alcohol. This means if I can get a bag of that chemical, I then dissolve it with alcohol, pour it over grass seeds, and then wait for the alcohol to evaporate and all the grass seeds will be impregnated with this drug. The chickens will not all die immediately. What will happen is that over the next three months, the ´farmer´ will notice blood over eggs, will notice that other chickens have been pecking to death other chickens and ALSO, because of their rapid blood losses, they will be quiet and weak. And he wont know why because he does not maintain them in any way other than throwing scrap food at them. The brilliance of this model is that the farmer will not realise its an attack from a neighbour. The other brilliance of this model is that the neigbours who also hate the chickens, I have told them all this model and I told them with a witness - Christian. So I am NOT going to go and do this. But what I am doing is educating the neighbours on how to do this. So the only flaw in my model, is if a neighbour tells this nutjob the above story. But the nutjob will never know it was me who planted the trap. Now that is what that neanderthal nutjob gets when he messes with an educated person. And I hope now one of the neighbours goes and does it. Most people here not how to get prescription drugs. They simply need to buy that Wafarin, grind up the pills into a powder, then mix it into alcohol. (ethanol). Then they need to pour that dissolved mixture into a glass of grass-seeds. Then wait for it to eavaporate and dry. Now they just need to throw those seeds in the street around where the chickens go. The death rate of the chickens will go up 10 times but it is what is called a SLOW KILL conspiracy. The other brilliant aspect is that it is not cruel to the chickens. The death is not unlike how they often die - and what are those chickens for but cutting their heads off. I would feel much more comfortable with you dead and the chickens alive if I was forced to choose who/what to live next door to:-). |
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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
On Dec 6, 12:45*am, "Peter Jason" wrote:
"Sylvia Else" wrote in message ... On 6/12/2010 7:44 AM, Peter Jason wrote: Why not just kill the neighbours? The punishment is much more severe if he gets caught, and the authorities are likely to put much more effort into catching him. Sylvia. Anyway, what's wrong with chickens? *We used to have them wandering in to eat the slugs and snails. * Ducks are bad; they crap over everything! Being woken up by these moronic roosters at 1am, 2am again, 3am, 4 am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, and then all ****ing day their women groan like not even humans moan when in labour, like they are pulling a spanner stuck out of their ass. Every ****ing day, over and over and its illegal for him to have chickens but the department to enforce that law dont have the funding to come and sought it out? You realise when you are not getting normal peaceful sleep that you start to lose your mind? |
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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
On Dec 6, 4:22*am, "Ted" wrote:
wrote in message ... You neighbbour making your life hell with the roosters crowing all night and the hens in labour all day groaning like they have a spanner stuck in their asses? Here is THE only solution the internet searches have - I invented it because no one out there had one. "Is it illegal to shoot my neighbour s rooster" - is not a solution. luls. internal or external, the blood will not stop flowing, and it will bleed to death. But the drug ingested directly is very dangerous - When old people with bad veins start taking this medication they are monitored very carefully until the doctors know they are giving the person the right dosage. Too much and you could get a little cut and then bleed to death in your sleep, like having an open vein. imprisoned for reckless endagering the lives of the owners. And also because the chicken family often venture outside the property, where I could plant this trap, I will not be legally in trouble for messing with the guy s property. So I wondered, "Well the rat poisen they sell with this drug is always an obvious bright colour and this will not work for my clandestine operation." So then I studied the chemical itself, and saw that it is soluble in alcohol. This means if I can get a bag of that chemical, I then dissolve it with alcohol, pour it over grass seeds, and then wait for the alcohol to evaporate and all the grass seeds will be impregnated with this drug. The chickens will not all die immediately. What will happen is that over the next three months, the farmer will notice blood over eggs, will notice that other chickens have been pecking to death other chickens and ALSO, because of their rapid blood losses, they will be quiet and weak. And he wont know why because he does not maintain them in any way other than throwing scrap food at them. The brilliance of this model is that the farmer will not realise its an attack from a neighbour. The other brilliance of this model is that the neigbours who also hate the chickens, I have told them all this model and I told them with a witness - Christian. So I am NOT going to go and do this. But what I am doing is educating the neighbours on how to do this. So the only flaw in my model, is if a neighbour tells this nutjob the above story. But the nutjob will never know it was me who planted the trap. Now that is what that neanderthal nutjob gets when he messes with an educated person. And I hope now one of the neighbours goes and does it. Most people here not how to get prescription drugs. They simply need to buy that Wafarin, grind up the pills into a powder, then mix it into alcohol. (ethanol). Then they need to pour that dissolved mixture into a glass of grass-seeds. Then wait for it to eavaporate and dry. Now they just need to throw those seeds in the street around where the chickens go. The death rate of the chickens will go up 10 times but it is what is called a SLOW KILL conspiracy. The other brilliant aspect is that it is not cruel to the chickens. The death is not unlike how they often die - and what are those chickens for but cutting their heads off. I would feel much more comfortable with you dead and the chickens alive if I was forced to choose who/what to live next door to:-). "I would feel much more comfortable with you dead and the chickens alive if I was forced to choose who/what to live next door to:-" Yeh you would if they were YOUR chickens and you were my selfish ignorant neanderthal neighbour. But look anyway peoples, I have found the solution. There it is above. The internet was absent it and so I had to go and work it out myself. There were alot of complaints but no good solution other than getting your rifle out. |
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How to SLOW-KILL your neighbours chickens and get away with it
On Dec 6, 12:45*am, "Peter Jason" wrote:
"Sylvia Else" wrote in message ... On 6/12/2010 7:44 AM, Peter Jason wrote: Why not just kill the neighbours? The punishment is much more severe if he gets caught, and the authorities are likely to put much more effort into catching him. Sylvia. Anyway, what's wrong with chickens? *We used to have them wandering in to eat the slugs and snails. * Ducks are bad; they crap over everything! "Ducks are bad; they crap over everything! " Do ducks wake you up all ****ing night, 10 times per night and then give you anxiety disorder because you never know when they will decide to forget this time to continuing crowing cock ****ing doodle ****ing doo doo ****ing dooo? |
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