Lance Armstrong Chemical body

I saw Lance Armstrong fell down in 2002 TdF. He was way back hehind the
leader about 2 min. Then he began to chase
the leader. It was uphill chasing. The leader from German rider
who finished 2nd in TeF was looking over his shoulder to see
where the Lance is. Lance was passing all other bikers including
the leader. Then he finished first. Looking at the video, Lance
has a far superior body. His endurance is not possible by
a natural human body. It was like driven by some kind of chemical in
his muscle. He kept pushing by extra energy he has. He was down in
about 30 secs and recharged the fuel and got up and then passing
everyone. Then he won...by drug we have no idea what he was
taking....perhaps it was anti-cancer drug or hormone that aided his
body and gave an extra energy.

5 Jul 2005 23:45:39 -0700,
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wrote:


I saw Lance Armstrong fell down in 2002 TdF. He was way back hehind the
leader about 2 min. Then he began to chase
the leader. It was uphill chasing. The leader from German rider
who finished 2nd in TeF was looking over his shoulder to see
where the Lance is. Lance was passing all other bikers including
the leader. Then he finished first. Looking at the video, Lance
has a far superior body. His endurance is not possible by
a natural human body. It was like driven by some kind of chemical in
his muscle. He kept pushing by extra energy he has. He was down in
about 30 secs and recharged the fuel and got up and then passing
everyone. Then he won...by drug we have no idea what he was
taking....perhaps it was anti-cancer drug or hormone that aided his
body and gave an extra energy.

That drug is adrenaline. Everybody uses it. Wonderful stuff but too
much can kill you.

The question is, how much is too much?
Get back to us on that.
--
zk

On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 00:29:48 -0700, Zoot Katz
wrote:

5 Jul 2005 23:45:39 -0700,
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wrote:


I saw Lance Armstrong fell down in 2002 TdF. He was way back hehind the
leader about 2 min. Then he began to chase
the leader. It was uphill chasing. The leader from German rider
who finished 2nd in TeF was looking over his shoulder to see
where the Lance is. Lance was passing all other bikers including
the leader. Then he finished first. Looking at the video, Lance
has a far superior body. His endurance is not possible by
a natural human body. It was like driven by some kind of chemical in
his muscle. He kept pushing by extra energy he has. He was down in
about 30 secs and recharged the fuel and got up and then passing
everyone. Then he won...by drug we have no idea what he was
taking....perhaps it was anti-cancer drug or hormone that aided his
body and gave an extra energy.

That drug is adrenaline. Everybody uses it. Wonderful stuff but too
much can kill you.

The question is, how much is too much?
Get back to us on that.

Even Houdini couldn't do that.

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I saw Lance Armstrong fell down in 2002 TdF. He was way back hehind the
leader about 2 min. Then he began to chase
the leader. It was uphill chasing. The leader from German rider
who finished 2nd in TeF was looking over his shoulder to see
where the Lance is. Lance was passing all other bikers including
the leader. Then he finished first. Looking at the video, Lance
has a far superior body. His endurance is not possible by
a natural human body. It was like driven by some kind of chemical in
his muscle. He kept pushing by extra energy he has. He was down in
about 30 secs and recharged the fuel and got up and then passing
everyone. Then he won...by drug we have no idea what he was
taking....perhaps it was anti-cancer drug or hormone that aided his
body and gave an extra energy.


Dear RedCloud troll,

You know the real reason why Lance wins...it's because Lance has what you
covet, but can never have: White Penis Power!

Sorry, RedCloud, but you'll always be off the back without it.

GG

Lance was passing all other bikers including
the leader. Then he finished first. Looking at the video, Lance
has a far superior body. His endurance is not possible by
a natural human body.

You mean that he is an alien? Perhaps he rides a Star Trek.

It was like driven by some kind of chemical in
his muscle. He kept pushing by extra energy he has. He was down in
about 30 secs and recharged the fuel and got up and then passing
everyone. Then he won...by drug we have no idea what he was
taking....perhaps it was anti-cancer drug or hormone that aided his
body and gave an extra energy.

Maybe it was a Mars bar

writes:

I saw Lance Armstrong fell down in 2002 TdF. He was way back hehind the
leader about 2 min. Then he began to chase
the leader. It was uphill chasing. The leader from German rider
who finished 2nd in TeF was looking over his shoulder to see
where the Lance is. Lance was passing all other bikers including
the leader. Then he finished first. Looking at the video, Lance
has a far superior body. His endurance is not possible by
a natural human body. It was like driven by some kind of chemical in
his muscle. He kept pushing by extra energy he has. He was down in
about 30 secs and recharged the fuel and got up and then passing
everyone. Then he won...by drug we have no idea what he was
taking....perhaps it was anti-cancer drug or hormone that aided his
body and gave an extra energy.

Yep. Testicular cancer is a very popular cancer among young men,
about 8000 new cases a year in the US, over 90% of whom are treated
and cured. We should be seeing quite a few of these chemicaly created
super atheletes, should'nt we?

Hmmm,I don't know what Lance got, but bleomycin, etoposide, and
cisplatin seems to be the trendy regimine. Maybe you could get a nice
doc in Mexico to hook you up for 3 or 4 courses and you could report
back? Have 'em throw in an orchiectomy while they're at it.

Unfortunately, it is probably going to be a bit harder to play around
with the radiation. Which is really a shame, because I suspect a
couple dozen Gy of whole brain irradiation would do you some good. It
cetainly couldn't hurt.

"GaryG" wrote:

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I saw Lance Armstrong fell down in 2002 TdF. He was way back hehind the
leader about 2 min. Then he began to chase
the leader. It was uphill chasing. The leader from German rider
who finished 2nd in TeF was looking over his shoulder to see
where the Lance is. Lance was passing all other bikers including
the leader. Then he finished first. Looking at the video, Lance
has a far superior body. His endurance is not possible by
a natural human body. It was like driven by some kind of chemical in
his muscle. He kept pushing by extra energy he has. He was down in
about 30 secs and recharged the fuel and got up and then passing
everyone. Then he won...by drug we have no idea what he was
taking....perhaps it was anti-cancer drug or hormone that aided his
body and gave an extra energy.

Dear RedCloud troll,

You know the real reason why Lance wins...it's because Lance has what you
covet, but can never have: White Penis Power!

And when I carefully review the tape, I see Lance opening a can of
whupass at the base of the climb. I don't think Lance would be
successful without it.

Sorry, RedCloud, but you'll always be off the back without it.

Waaaaay off the back.

Mark Hickey
Habanero Cycles
http://www.habcycles.com
Home of the $695 ti frame

:
: Don't you remember? You had figured this all out in before time.
: It is all due to NASCAR bully biker white penis power. Also,
: as a NASCAR bully biker, he doesn't sing while he ride his
: expensive bike in his expensive kit. If Red Cloud would stop
: singing while riding, and ride expensive bike, and wear the
: clothes Fabs tells him to wear, Red Cloud would be fast biker
: bully too!

But he still wouldn't have white penis power....

Zoot Katz wrote:
That drug is adrenaline. Everybody uses it. Wonderful stuff but too
much can kill you.

The question is, how much is too much?
Get back to us on that.

Adrenaline and serotonin. The latter is actually easy
to tell how much is too much. Little Leo gets too much
every time he takes E. And you can tell when he's on E
because his computer's on. Because only Leo Lee would
take ecstasy and not go out to a party.

According to the "Science of Lance" show, Lance has been tested since
21, 4 years before cancer, and the findings are basically that his
heart is 1/3 larger than the average person, his VO2 max is about
double that of a 20 years, and his lactate threshold is so low that he
just recovers faster than anyone else.

Remember, pre-cancer, Lance was a *good* rider, but not great. It
wasn't clear that he could ever have won the Tour. However, the lost of
15lbs without any lost in power put him over the top! Basically, after
cancer he kept the same power output PLUS loss 15 lbs!


I found this article where Lance was tested from 21-28 and verifies
most of the above. The article goes on to state that cancer had
basically NO NEGATIVE EFFECT on him:


http://jap.physiology.org/cgi/conten...spec=relevance