Lance Armstrong Chemical body

bfd wrote in message
oups.com...

The article goes on to state that cancer had
basically NO NEGATIVE EFFECT on him:

For certain cycling-centric (and rather twisted IMHO) definitions of
"negative effect" this is true.

Matthew

He became a sort of drug expert. His advisers on drug...he obviously
has a personal
lab where he checked out the chemical he has...while million and
millions dollar
he receives from the pharmaceutical company.

You know anything can possible but only one can achieved this. Only
Lance Armstrong
can use drug as effective as possible and the way he wanted it...HIs
bank account
can do anything...

: : Don't you remember? You had figured this all out in before time.
: : It is all due to NASCAR bully biker white penis power. Also,
: : as a NASCAR bully biker, he doesn't sing while he ride his
: : expensive bike in his expensive kit. If Red Cloud would stop
: : singing while riding, and ride expensive bike, and wear the
: : clothes Fabs tells him to wear, Red Cloud would be fast biker
: : bully too!
:
: But he still wouldn't have white penis power....
:
:
: Some bleaching agent and viagra would take care of that
: little problem.

A lab tech at a local hospital was telling me the story of a guy who came
into the emergency department a couple of weeks ago. They had to take his
pants off and in doing that found the guy had his entire penis tattooed so
that it looked like a snake coiling round and around. Of course, the story
was around the entire hospital in seconds and nurses, etc., were sneaking in
on some pretense or another to have a look....

Pat in TX

Wed, 6 Jul 2005 18:04:49 -0500, , "Pat"
wrote:

They had to take his
pants off and in doing that found the guy had his entire penis tattooed so
that it looked like a snake coiling round and around. Of course, the story
was around the entire hospital in seconds and nurses, etc., were sneaking in
on some pretense or another to have a look....

Reminds me of the nurses commenting on the guy with 'Swan' tattooed on
his penis until one young nurse finally piped up and said, "It's not
Swan, it's Saskatchewan."
--
zk

Zoot Katz wrote:

Wed, 6 Jul 2005 18:04:49 -0500, , "Pat"
wrote:

They had to take his
pants off and in doing that found the guy had his entire penis tattooed so
that it looked like a snake coiling round and around. Of course, the story
was around the entire hospital in seconds and nurses, etc., were sneaking in
on some pretense or another to have a look....

Reminds me of the nurses commenting on the guy with 'Swan' tattooed on
his penis until one young nurse finally piped up and said, "It's not
Swan, it's Saskatchewan."

She must have "known him" better (in the biblical sense).

Mark Hickey
Habanero Cycles
http://www.habcycles.com
Home of the $695 ti frame

wrote:
I saw Lance Armstrong fell down in 2002 TdF.

*2002* Tour? I've always thought you were a little slow but 2002?!?
Damn.

Here's some more stuff you may be a bit out of the loop on-
Bill Clinton is an ex-president.
The pope died. They replaced him.
Martha Stewart is an ex-con.
Apartheid died. (Old news I know but I like the symmetry.)
They make road bikes with 20 and even 30 speeds now.

Regards,
Bob Hunt

you have something to do with white penis power??? You just can't
ignore it!
you can't forget it either. Look like it it gonna reminds you for the
rest of your life.
I bet white penis power did hit you.

How about throw mustard and ketchup on your moronic face?

wrote:

you have something to do with white penis power??? You just can't
ignore it!
you can't forget it either. Look like it it gonna reminds you for the
rest of your life.
I bet white penis power did hit you.

How about throw mustard and ketchup on your moronic face?

Then you'd have to deal with orange-faced white penis power.

Mark Hickey
Habanero Cycles
http://www.habcycles.com
Home of the $695 ti frame

Mark Hickey wrote:
wrote:

you have something to do with white penis power??? You just can't
ignore it!
you can't forget it either. Look like it it gonna reminds you for the
rest of your life.
I bet white penis power did hit you.

How about throw mustard and ketchup on your moronic face?

Then you'd have to deal with orange-faced white penis power.

There's a wiener joke hanging around here somewhere...but I don't relish
resorting to it!

Bill "think I'll just...condom it" S.

Bill Sornson wrote:

There's a wiener joke hanging around here somewhere...but I don't relish
resorting to it!

I thought of one. I mayo may not share it.


Bill

I hope Dave J. doesn't mind my swiping this tag line. I fits so well
whenever Brown Cloud is out trolling:


__o | What am I on? I'm on my bike, six hours a day, busting my ass.
_`\(,_ | What are you on?
(_)/ (_) | --Lance Armstrong