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I was riding the 28 today, and had done some light cross country with a few mown grass hills and stuff, when someone I was riding past said, "I can ride 50 yards on one... that's amazing what you're doing." If I add to the picture that she was just a little bit younger than me, morphologically optimized for viewing by males, and dressed for summer, you will understand why I thought it was a particularly perspicacious comment. -- Mikefule - The first cuckoo of unicycling Sumer is icomen in, loud sing Mikefule! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mikefule's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/879 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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Mikefule wrote: *If I add to the picture that she was morphologically optimized for viewing by males* You came across a female carrying free beer...?! -- s7ev0 - Here comes the summer! We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents? ~ sourced by GILD ------------------------------------------------------------------------ s7ev0's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/7310 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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Short version: "A cute, younger girl complimented my riding today" -- dinmamma ------------------------------------------------------------------------ dinmamma's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/9995 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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It is, of course, to everyone's benefit that Mikefule does not "do" short versions. -- s7ev0 - Here comes the summer! We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents? ~ sourced by GILD ------------------------------------------------------------------------ s7ev0's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/7310 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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s7ev0 wrote: *You came across a female carrying free beer...?! * Morph- has to do with shape or structure, so she was optimized in her shape, according to a man's general preferences. How you could connect this to beer, I fail to understand. Also, your joke builds on the macho assumption that all males enjoy drinking beer. Based on this analysis, I deem this joke unfunny. Sorry -- dinmamma ------------------------------------------------------------------------ dinmamma's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/9995 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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Hm, a conflict between intelligence and wit. Luckily I am merely a bystander. -- goldenchicken II - There is more to cycling than you Olaf Johansson ------------------------------------------------------------------------ goldenchicken II's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/10248 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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Was she wearing a blue bikini and an extremely short skirt? If she wasn't, you have nothing to brag about I however, do Oh my, I can't use enough of those smilies -- DustinMichels ------------------------------------------------------------------------ DustinMichels's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/10289 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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goldenchicken II wrote: *Hm, a conflict between intelligence and wit. Luckily I am merely a bystander. * Meaning that you lack both? -- uni57 - David C. Lowell dave lowell (uni57) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ uni57's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/2085 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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Where's the rest of the story? I want to hear that you went over and talked with her, for goodness sakes you both unicycle! Instant connection. If you're already chained down, it's still you're duty to bring them into the uni world so they can meet more riders and we can seeeeeeeeeeee her! -- Bob22b - MCL Tearer :d ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bob22b's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/8153 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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Down boy! (Someone Photoshop Jessica Alba & some unicycle pic for the poor depraved lad!) -- evil-nick - Unicyclist, Linux Geek, & swell guy Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. * Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear. I'm late for checkers with the Dalai Lama! My gallery: http://evil.linuxfreak.ca/uni.html Our Club: http://cs.ubishops.ca/~buuc/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ evil-nick's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/6692 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/42000 |
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