NEW! - REVISED - RIDING BUDDY FOR SALE

INCLUDES EMBARASSING PHOTOS!!!!

Yes!!!, for the highest bid, you get to go on a ride with a totally
unused riding buddy -- my pal, George. (or just force him to ride)

Since none of us have been able to drag his LAZY butt out on the road,
I have decided to auction off my status as his riding buddy to the
highest bidder.

Along with the privilege of becoming George's riding buddy, you MIGHT
EVENTUALLY get to watch him ride his custom carbon fiber road bike. It
really has served only as a piece of sculpture in his garage, so
watching the dust fly off of it will be a thrill! (You will need to
look over your shoulder to see the dust though... since he's turned
into a total slug).

Don't miss out on this opportunity! Bid now!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=7129430648