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Old February 18th 19, 08:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing, but I managed to
walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet. Came back and it was
still there, woops, I again walked over the spokes - with a vengeance.
Last walk of the day, the lump of **** was still there. I think it may now
be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it belongs,
but this could inconvenience proper road users....... drivers. Then again,
as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath there is a good chance that
a footpath riding lump of **** on a bicycle will ride in to it and be sent
flying into the road. Hopefully into the path of a HGV.



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Old February 19th 19, 12:31 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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On 19/02/2019 08:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing, but I managed to
walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet. Came back and it was
still there, woops, I again walked over the spokes - with a vengeance.
Last walk of the day, the lump of **** was still there. I think it may now
be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it belongs,
but this could inconvenience proper road users....... drivers. Then again,
as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath there is a good chance that
a footpath riding lump of **** on a bicycle will ride in to it and be sent
flying into the road. Hopefully into the path of a HGV.



You are a murderous piece of ****, are you not?
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Old February 19th 19, 12:35 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Kerr-Mudd,John[_2_]
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On Mon, 18 Feb 2019 19:22:04 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing,
but I managed to walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet.
Came back and it was still there, woops, I again walked over the
spokes - with a vengeance. Last walk of the day, the lump of **** was
still there. I think it may now be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it
belongs, but this could inconvenience proper road users.......
drivers. Then again, as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath
there is a good chance that a footpath riding lump of **** on a
bicycle will ride in to it and be sent flying into the road. Hopefully
into the path of a HGV.


What an unpleasant neighbourhood.



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Bah, and indeed, Humbug.
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Old February 19th 19, 02:32 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
GB[_5_]
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On 18/02/2019 19:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
the footpath.


It's very rare for the owner to have left it like that.

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Old February 19th 19, 03:22 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Mon, 18 Feb 2019 19:22:04 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing,
but I managed to walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet.
Came back and it was still there, woops, I again walked over the
spokes - with a vengeance. Last walk of the day, the lump of **** was
still there. I think it may now be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it
belongs, but this could inconvenience proper road users.......
drivers. Then again, as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath
there is a good chance that a footpath riding lump of **** on a
bicycle will ride in to it and be sent flying into the road.
Hopefully into the path of a HGV.


What an unpleasant neighbourhood.


Cyclists make every neighbourhood unpleasant.


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Old February 19th 19, 03:23 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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GB wrote:
On 18/02/2019 19:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath.


It's very rare for the owner to have left it like that.


Cyclists are not very bright.


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Old February 19th 19, 04:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Peter Keller wrote:
On 19/02/2019 08:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing,
but I managed to walk over the spokes several times, I have big
feet. Came back and it was still there, woops, I again walked over
the spokes - with a vengeance. Last walk of the day, the lump of
**** was still there. I think it may now be unridable - I have big
feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it
belongs, but this could inconvenience proper road users.......
drivers. Then again, as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath
there is a good chance that a footpath riding lump of **** on a
bicycle will ride in to it and be sent flying into the road.
Hopefully into the path of a HGV.



You are a murderous piece of ****, are you not?


Explain "murderous"
I really enjoy taking the **** out of lumps of **** riding bicycles. You are
so very easy to take the **** out of.


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Old February 19th 19, 06:17 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Monday, February 18, 2019 at 7:22:10 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing, but I managed to
walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet. Came back and it was
still there, woops, I again walked over the spokes - with a vengeance.
Last walk of the day, the lump of **** was still there. I think it may now
be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it belongs,
but this could inconvenience proper road users....... drivers. Then again,
as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath there is a good chance that
a footpath riding lump of **** on a bicycle will ride in to it and be sent
flying into the road. Hopefully into the path of a HGV.


We are not interested in your sordid fantasies, especially when it involves you "Walking your (little) dog" in public. Not that anyone would notice given its size and your 100m 'personal hygiene' force field. I am a little surprised the bike didn't get up and ride away on its own when you breathed near it.
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Old February 19th 19, 07:28 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
GB wrote:
On 18/02/2019 19:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath.


It's very rare for the owner to have left it like that.


Cyclists are not very bright.


It was still there tonight when I took my dog out for her last walk. I could
have tripped up over what is classified as a road vehicle, but I managed to
again walk on to the obstruction on the footpath. A blind person may have
big problems. Why do cyclists wonder why they are despised?



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Old February 19th 19, 08:27 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Tuesday, February 19, 2019 at 6:28:16 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
GB wrote:
On 18/02/2019 19:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the
middle of the footpath.

It's very rare for the owner to have left it like that.


Cyclists are not very bright.


It was still there tonight when I took my dog out for her last walk. I could
have tripped up over what is classified as a road vehicle, but I managed to
again walk on to the obstruction on the footpath. A blind person may have
big problems. Why do cyclists wonder why they are despised?


And it never occurred to you to simply move it aside?
You need to lay off the shrooms.
 




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