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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 22.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote: On Sat, 21 Jan 2017 22:30:47 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: One day God looked about to find all dying and awhither. Especially YOU, lying pancake-style under a bus! TO the wall of the old green garden A butterfly quivering came; His wings on the sombre lichens Played like a yellow flame. He looked at the gray geraniums, 5 And the sleepy four-o’-clocks, He looked at the low lanes bordered With the glossy growing box. And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK I’m Pansy P. Petunia and I never take a shower. There isn’t any need because I smell just like a flower. My breath smells like forget-me-nots. My burps smell like impatiens. My armpits smell like daisies and my feet smell like carnations. |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:35:31 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: He looked at the gray geraniums, 5 And the sleepy four-o’-clocks, He looked at the low lanes bordered With the glossy growing box. And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK I’m Pansy P. Petunia Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia. |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 24.01.2017 03:01, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:35:31 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: He looked at the gray geraniums, 5 And the sleepy four-o’-clocks, He looked at the low lanes bordered With the glossy growing box. And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK I’m Pansy P. Petunia Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia. Walking through the snow covered hills; retracing the steps of lost strangers. ......White owls In blinded essence, veiled in pine-by design exhorts ' Pearched on the terrace-of the cabin over the hill-do I sit in winter. Make haste stranger; a crimson pansy awaits- the chill of the frost.' |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:07:34 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 24.01.2017 03:01, NEMO wrote: On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:35:31 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: He looked at the gray geraniums, 5 And the sleepy four-o’-clocks, He looked at the low lanes bordered With the glossy growing box. And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK I’m Pansy P. Petunia Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia. Walking You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a bus! |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:07:34 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 24.01.2017 03:01, NEMO wrote: On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:35:31 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:26:10 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: He looked at the gray geraniums, 5 And the sleepy four-o’-clocks, He looked at the low lanes bordered With the glossy growing box. And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK I’m Pansy P. Petunia Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia. Walking You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a bus! A beautiful sight The flowers sitting in pots Drinking up the light. The pansy faces Looking up and saying “Hi” In other places. Tulips hide ‘till spring When they’ll burst out in colour A beautiful thing. Then weeds come around Making your job so much harder With frown you are bound. You think you are done But then when you look around There’s another one! |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:48:48 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote: On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:07:34 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: What, no more ****ing pansy nonsense? LOLOK I’m Pansy P. Petunia Yes, two-wheeled pansy peturnia. Walking You won't even be able to do THAT after you've been flattened by a bus! A beautiful sight The flowers sitting in pots A far more beautiful sight A two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus. |
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